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One of Pat's finest videos!

Take heed all you Guardian readers.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:22 am
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he seems like a balanced individual 😉


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:25 am
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:38 am
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Flips over to the Guardian website incase something crazy's happened. No, it looks like the guardian... Not a mention of Isreal anywhere today. they must be having a day off.

Woooaaahhhh... it just keeps going...

When does he start on the Chlorination of Water?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:44 am
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Folk still wear that style of shirt?


 
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.

Cod with your chip?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:49 am
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.

Whereas Mail readers think there's "no such thing as sociology"?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:51 am
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no daily mail readers think 'oooh an ology'


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:52 am
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30. 🙂


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:53 am
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I haven't watched the video yet, but from the preview picture is it the bloke who get's slightly upset by various religious stuff?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 10:54 am
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If you've got an ology, you're a scientist


 
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30.

What is it? (don't have audio)


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:07 am
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Managed all of about two minutes. Jeez, what a tosser but hey if it gives right wingers something to masturbate over this morning, well, hey, fill yer boots.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:07 am
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What is it? (don't have audio)

something about being sanctimonius and calling everyone who disagrees with you a fascist

which is funny because thats pretty much what hes doing!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:11 am
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It's a newspaper, if I buy it does that mean I killed a little baby Jew?
[I don't buy it by the way, I don't buy any papers, so no little baby Jews were harmed in the writing of this comment, nor would I wish for them to be.]

Wow, retirement and webcams - someone needs a new hobby!


 
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it gives right wingers something to masturbate over this morning, well, hey, fill yer boots.

Is that what they do? In their boots?

Ewww.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:16 am
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Bollocks, shoulda known I'd get picked up on that. 🙂


 
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It's a newspaper, if I buy it does that mean I killed a little baby Jew?

Ah this is getting interesting now, I'm guessing he's conflating criticism of the state of Israel with criticism of Jewish religion/culture/peoples and using this mistake as proof of anti-semitism at the Granuaid?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:24 am
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Well, he called Israel a legitimate democracy where Arabs and Jews coexist quite peacefully. If I'm honest, I got at least a semi after hearing that.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:26 am
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*Moves boots to safe location*


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:27 am
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When does he start on the Chlorination of Water?

Don't be so dismissive - introducing foreign substances into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, is the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love, a profound sense of fatigue overcame me, as I experience a loss of life essence. I do not avoid women, but now I do deny them my essence. Damn those Commies.


 
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It's really weird hearing someone's argument out loud as a spiel like this. I'm listening and want to click on hyperlinks to supporting evidence, as if it were a blog post or wiki. There's this weird 'click' thing where I expect to see a hyperlink... I think my brain is broken.


 
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I was expecting maybe little footnotes along the bottom where he cited references as well.

Even though I knew he was an internet loon, I was still thinking, well what study did you find that in...

Ernie - we Are agreed!!!

I can no longer sit back and allow, communist inflitration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and inpurify all of our precious bodily fluids!


 
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"nowadays the Guardian has become so obsessed with the State of Israel and has come to hate it with such [b][i]a lop-sided Scandinavian intensity[/i][/b] that it's lost all sense of proportion."

Top ranting, he seems quite cross about something, not sure what but I think it's something about Jews.


 
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Are the scandinavians particularly lop sided and intense? or is he being Scandinavianist? If so that's not very nice...


 
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30.

I didn't get that far, I realised around the two minute mark that I'd actually stopped listening a minute and a half ago.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:03 pm
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the comments its garnered on youtube have turned into a massive anti islam bitchfest, 9/11 seems to be mentioned a lot


 
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00dcy48/comedy_clips_horrible_histories_viking_rock_band/ ]grauniad news room[/url]


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:12 pm
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Lost interest at 3:00 but he appears to be mistaking criticism of the state and it's politics for the religious persecution inherent in anti-Semitism.

Certain not far short of swivel-eyed lunacy though!


 
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More of the same here: http://www.patcondell.net/


 
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the comments its garnered on youtube have turned into a massive anti islam bitchfest, 9/11 seems to be mentioned a lot

Yeah, but it's [i]YouTube comments.[/i] Normal rules don't apply. I wouldn't be surprised to see Islamaphobic rants and conspiracy theories following a video clip showing the Tellytubbies running out of custard.


 
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he appears to be mistaking....

I don't think he's mistaking anything.......he knows exactly what he's doing.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:20 pm
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Its not the same bloke is it?

[url= http://bicyclebasecamp.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/have-you-seen-this-bike-thief.html ]http://bicyclebasecamp.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/have-you-seen-this-bike-thief.html[/url]

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More of the same here: http://www.patcondell.net/
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Wait - so he's a comedian? Is the chap in the video a pub landlord style character?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:38 pm
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Ernie:

"essence" 😀 oldskool film post of the week. 😆


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:44 pm
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As a Guardian reader I find him frighteningly close to the truth. 😳


 
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I strongly urge everyone to watch the last 20 seconds. Amongst the most terrifying things I have ever seen...

if that's comedy it very very dry...


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:49 pm
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Who is Pat Condell?

(serious question...)


 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Condell


 
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Still not sure but reckon he's gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:53 pm
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after reading that wikipedia entry i think hes just a massive piss-taking troll

he'll be moving on to the lizards next


 
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The ending reminds me of that scene in The Dark Knight when the Joker makes that video of himself torturing that 'wannabe vigilante' whilst threatening to kill someone each day. I'm assuming that is where this series of vids is going?


 
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after reading that wikipedia entry i think hes just a massive piss-taking troll

I think he's just a massive arse!

Condell has spoken favourably of Geert Wilders[45] and has described the Quran as hate speech

Condell has been resolute and outspoken in his opposition to the development of Park51, near the site of the 11 September 2001 World Trade Center attack, in lower Manhattan. On 4 June 2010, he released a video titled "No Mosque at Ground Zero"


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:12 pm
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Surprised if he hasn't been arrested with something like inciting racial hatred (or religious equivalent)


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:14 pm
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His wikipedia entry paints a picture of an objectionable arse. Seems he has it in for everyone. And he supports UKIP, nuff said.

...and he's a fascist and a crank.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:32 pm
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[i]"...Peace!.. and so on.. and so forth... yeah!"[/i]

What a fantastic [s]nobstain[/s] finale!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:41 pm
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I remember this bloke from a few years back.

I thought he had died.


 
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Finally watched (some) of it. What a douche!

So Spongebob I'm guessing from the 'one of the finest' and using his first name that you're a fan?

Could you post the rest of his top 5 please?

I'm up for a giggle.


 
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So Spongebob I'm guessing from the 'one of the finest' and using his first name that you're a fan?

And I'm guessing that this thread hasn't quite gone as Spongebob might have hoped ?


 
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😆


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 5:37 pm
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Please don't tell me that Spongebob is a *fan* of this ****wit???

Seriously would anyone other that an avid Daily Mail reader find anything he says credible?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 9:58 pm
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Is he one of the banned Big Hitters?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:13 pm
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He's not a banned big hitter, his alias on here - Zulu-Eleven - is still going strong.


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 6:37 am
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What a poor disadvantaged and vunerable man.


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 7:02 am
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That's my favourite 'awkward last three seconds of a ranty video' ever.

Peace. er, and other things. Groovy.


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 7:46 am
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That's my favourite 'awkward last three seconds of a ranty video' ever.

Well, he's published the video himself so one assumes what we're looking at is [u]exactly[/u] how he wants to be seen.

As a colossal douche.


 
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"yyeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh."

to me said in much the same way as

"...and a nice chianti - f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f..."


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 8:12 am
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Surprised if he hasn't been arrested with something like inciting racial hatred (or religious equivalent)

I very very much hope he doesn't.


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 8:33 am
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You think people who incite racial hatred shouldn't be arrested ?

Or do you think he has never been guilty of inciting racial hatred ?


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 8:38 am
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I used to enjoy his anti-islamic fundamentalism/terrorist rants immensley, but Pat, Pat - [i]Guardian readers[/i]?

Seriously? Who cares?


 
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Oh, and as to the rest of it: *ahem*...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-19274866


 
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I quite often end up with a 'film of filth' on my duvet, but I don't know about one on my soul. And I'm not trying to start another boringly predictable religion thread here, but I wouldn't have thought that 'souls' would have been very high on Pat's agenda. 😕


 
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Or do you think he has never been guilty of inciting racial hatred ?

This, from what little I've seen of his 100 or so videos. I find aggressive atheists as hypocritical as [url= http://www.vice.com/read/hey-atheists-just-shut-up-please ]many[/url], but don't want him silenced any more than I want evangelical Christians and hard-core Muslims silenced.


 
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I'll be honest I only watched a couple, but I am for freedom of speech, and that can't be limited or it isn't freedom of speech. I like my nutters up front and where I can see them, discredit, and mock them.

But the following of his youtube channel is worrying. especially if they particularly believe his 6 minute islam rant. But I would prefer he be mocked and discredited by intellegent arguement, than made a marter and arrested. Cos lets be honest, He'd bloody love that.

one of those video mash ups rearranging his words would be perfect, just the job infact.


 
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This, from what little I've seen of his 100 or so videos. I find aggressive atheists as hypocritical as many, but don't want him silenced any more than I want evangelical Christians and hard-core Muslims silenced.

Well I've only seen a couple of his videos and could only be bothered to watch 3 mins of this one, so can't comment.

But I certainly don't have a problem with evangelical Christians and hard-core Muslims being arrested if they incite hatred.

Since inciting racial hatred first became illegal in the 1960s that principle has been extensively built on and the police and authorities now tend to take hate crimes very seriously.

This situation has widespread public support as people realise and accept that everyone has the right to live free of hate and persecution, and that a harmonious society is to the benefit of the overwhelming majority.


 
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19259422


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 9:58 am
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I agree.

However, problems occur when legitimate critisism of religious opinion is mistaken for racial hatred.


 
Posted : 16/08/2012 10:01 am
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Pretty depressing if he really is the most subscribed to youtube channel in the UK or whatever. And another reason to think Richard Dawkins is a bit of an arse if he loves him so much.


 
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Was going to do a reply but cba. Leave it that I agree with ernie No truck with extremists of any kind.


 
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I think Richard probably likes Pat Condell's videos for the way they point out the various appalling nonsenses generated by various religions, as do I.

I doubt he'd like the latest one much. I suspect he's a Granudi reader himself.


 
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I think Richard probably likes Pat Condell's videos for the way they point out the various appalling nonsenses generated by various religions, as do I.

Strangely though Pat doesn't seem to like pointing out appalling nonsenses generated by Judaism (not watched many of his videos though so I could be wrong).


 
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Yes. Chris Hitchens is sadly missed.


 
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He's pointing out the nonsense of some branches of some [well one that I've seen so far] religions painting the whole religion with it and then making some wide sweeping statements then likes of which get certain type of person all worked up.

He actually reminds me of Glenn Beck, only he seems to have a better grip of his emotions. But give him a black board and a stuido and he's away. His tactic is like describing all of christianity as if it was the KKK.


 
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Strangely though Pat doesn't seem to like pointing out appalling nonsenses generated by Judaism

He needs more balance. Why is the entire situation in the "Middle East" one gargantuan F-Up?

Religion.


 
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Why is the entire situation in the "Middle East" one gargantuan F-Up?

Religion.

Nothing to do with oil, imperialism, and puppet governments then ?


 
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Prime causation.


 
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He actually reminds me of Glenn Beck

+1


 
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Prime causation.

Really ? How come that Indonesia doesn't seem to make the headlines that often then ? ..... as the world's most populous muslim country they must be [i]"one gargantuan F-Up"[/i].

In fact the biggest in the world, presumably ?

Of course they do use more oil than they produce......but that's got nothing to do with it - right ?


 
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most populous muslim country

You have provided your own clue.


 
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