[Closed] the quickest and most effective way of earning another man's respect

For me it's similar to the trust scenario in Team America.

doing a wheelie for more than 5yds would do it.

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comment on how attractive his wife is, in a gentlemanly fashion, not a lecherous one.

Wanders over to religion thread.

phil you are just not answering my questions and I am sick of the personal attacks on me I am leaving this thread [ insert personal attack on phil here]

If it was another man's wife's jumper than maybe but his own just doesnt cut it

then coming back

again

and again

Shake his hand ask "what bike do you ride and what would you like to drink"?

If the answer is "a .....mountain bike and i would like a pint of real ale" i will probably like them from the off.

If the answer is "harley davidson and a glass of white wine/ fizzy Euro lager" i may take a while to warm to them

If it was another man's wife's jumper than maybe but his own just doesnt cut it

Does '32EE' have any significance? (grins smugly).

It means it was [i]You[/i] that stole my bra off the washing line!!

😯 (and) 😳

It's okay... it just means your wife will have nothing to wear on her upper body when she comes to visit on underwear wednesdays.

Underwear wednesday?

I dread to think 😀

Wednesdays? She told me it was Tuesdays, libidinous whore!!!

Back to the OP...

Fight a bear.

Stand next to him in the shower having a conversation whilst he looks depressed after glancing downwards.

[i]Underwear wednesday?

I dread to think [/i]

Commando Fridays are just as bad, tbh.

*thinks twice about getting into a conversation on here about pants*

The whole idea of commando is a bit eeeuuuwwww really

Commando Fridays are just as bad, tbh.

She told me it was Tuesdays

I'm not at all happy about this... where TF is she going on Tuesdays??

Commando Fridays? I prefer a naked lunch.

The whole idea of commando is a bit eeeuuuwwww really

The whole idea of commando is a bit eeeuuuwwww really

Imagine uncooked giblets.

Emsz - imagine I'm commando but I've not bothered to put my trousers on over the top!

Oh god hora.

Most of us are commando under our cycling shorts...to do otherwise would be foolish.

with a 15" black dildo?

*feels slightly sick*

Thanks guys, really... 😯

The quickest way to earn my respect is to tell and show me something cool I didn't know or know how to do, then teach it to me..

The Only person to have done that in the past thirty years is the smiley dude you refer to as Jedi, he (apart from his Guiness consumption and ruination of my birthday bike ride) has my undying respect.

..not being a sycophant ? 😉

Stop at a red light even when there is no danger.

Juggling. With fire! And wrestling sharks! I keep one in the bath for when we have visitors

Turn up on an Orange Five.

Roast dinner and lingerie?

er... that's not respect, Mrs T 😉

that's not respect, Mrs T

Pfft, have you ever tried to get a roast chicken into a basque? It's harder than it looks.

Don't let Hora near this thread now...

Stop at a red light even when there is no danger.

... and also unclip and put foot on floor. No trackstanding!

Track standing just makes you look like you've got Parkinson's! It's never impressed anyone, EVER!

Pfft, have you ever tried to get a roast chicken into a basque? It's harder than it looks.

at grass roots level I would prescribe a bit of good natured piss-taking..

Binners cant track stand neh neh neh neh neh

lets see if it works Yunki

Serve a roast dinner to me whilst wearing lingerie?

I like it. Please, run with the idea.

Thanks guys, really...

You don't like swinging balls?

There was me thinking all women are like my previous girlfriends and like being tea bagged.

She enjoyed it when she was asleep. That's a perceptive woman. You leave hairs on her nose?

listening and trying to understand

The first reply said all that needs to be said as far as I'm concerned.

I'll just check that nobody's watching....ok....go.