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Shall I tell you what offends me...?

The absolute unbridled **** wittery of most folk


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:27 pm
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false accusations offend me.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:28 pm
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people who can't make their point without being potty mouthed.

******, the lot of them. 😉


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:30 pm
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Cartoon ties offend me.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:30 pm
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I've already covered it in my first post Ton.. That would definitely be filed under **** wittery

Same for cartoon ties.. Not sure about your one wwaswas


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:31 pm
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Shall I tell you what offends me...?

The absolute unbridled **** wittery of most folk


I will join you in being offended for a small donation via PP Gift, "Offended" services include wailing on internet forums, writing to the Local Paper or Daily Mail and contacting members of parliament. Full rates available at www.IGiveADamm4Cash.com


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:31 pm
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Shall I tell you what offends me...?

The absolute unbridled **** wittery of most folk

And the worst bit? It affects your every waking minute. Laws, media, adverts, food, gadgets, cars, etc. etc.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:40 pm
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Most folk, but not all folk..?


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:46 pm
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Rizzle Kicks are a good example of a folk band unencumbered by **** wittery


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:52 pm
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Cartoon ties offend me.

This. I don't think I met someone who wears them who isn't a tosser!

I saw some ties on an Italian market stall that were plain on the front but had very explicit softcore porno images on the back 😯 Not sure who wears them!


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:55 pm
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Folk that post images and music to emphasize a point

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😈


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:57 pm
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very explicit softcore

..is confused..


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 12:57 pm
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Posted : 07/11/2013 12:58 pm
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I don't think anything offends me.

A lot of things annoy me though...such as the old school 'friend' that seems to like things linked to the EDL on facebook.

Perhaps that's me getting offended, I just haven't realised.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:03 pm
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At 10.30 tonight I shall be watching Question Time and getting monumentally annoyed at the smug, clueless ****-wits pontificating on subjects they seem to know even less about than me, but somehow I've ended up paying their enormous wages and expense accounts for them to do so

I really don't know why I do it to myself 😥


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:18 pm
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you can add in people who moan and whinge about the sort of people that get elected to represent them but won't put themselves forward to represent the people around them, selfish *********'s 😉


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:21 pm
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the Binners' Ballad of Political Grief LP that seems to be on endless loop offends my delicate auditory nerves.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:28 pm
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Bigots.
Aggressive Women’s Right'ists.
Homophobes.
Folks that walk around with their heads in their Phones (and not look where they are bloody going)
McDonnalds Fillet of Fish.
Addison Lee Taxis.
😛


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:30 pm
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Swear filter avoidance offends my sensibilities.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:31 pm
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What about swear filter complete non-avoidance?


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:37 pm
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Addison Lee Taxis +1


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:37 pm
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What about swear filter complete non-avoidance?

That's ************ ** ** ** well fine by me, sunshine! Go ahead and all the ** you **** want!

😉


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:40 pm
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in your head, when your read posts that have been censored with ****s, what do you say? do you insert a swear word, or do you say "star, star, star, star"?
I assume that it's the F word.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:42 pm
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29er


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:46 pm
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I always assume that **** says tory


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:48 pm
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What I just did in the bog


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 1:55 pm
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Posted : 07/11/2013 2:08 pm
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I assume they pay you the £6 per loaf for doing their ****ing job?


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 2:13 pm
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What I just did in the bog

Flob?


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 2:18 pm
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very explicit softcore
..is confused..

The ladies were by themselves, not actually having sex with someone but not leaving anything to the imagination.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 2:24 pm
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People who say "no thanks" when I offer to buy them a drink. ****s


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 6:41 pm
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wwaswas that deserves a thread of it's own £6 a loaf for the priveledge of doing half the work yourself. TORY me sideways that is offensive.


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 6:48 pm
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People who make a big deal about being deeply offended on behalf of those who generally couldn't give a toss.
Toss****!


 
Posted : 07/11/2013 6:50 pm