[Closed] The moment when someone you thought was OK utters those immortal words....

Last week, I met a devout Muslim baker,

Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he was of Indian descent.

i think it was a cameronism from the last g.e wasn't it ?

tm has it. Yes, sorry, I haven't actually met a black sailor in Plymouth.

Oh, just one more

Last week, I met an imaginary foreign sort, who told me that paedophiles killed Jesus.

I met a girl from Dundee that had the most finest bum cheeks.

I know a girl from Chelsea who was famous for her buns.

Will it make 3 pages...

I met a hereditary peer who was concerned about the unelected organisations dictating to the people.

I met a peer on the way home from the pub last night. I said "stop that and put it away, have some decency man."

Come on mods, wake up, close it before page 3.

devout Muslim baker

Which one identifies their race?

floury baps

I met an Irish guy.

Ta Binners

"Last week, I met a ****stani foreign sort, who told me that hoodies could be out in four-and-a-half years."

"Last week, I met an inner-city World War Two veteran, who told me that benefit tourists got a free house from the council."

Bugger. Just got it. 😳

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Soz. Bit slow today. 😆

Thought it wasn't like you to say such a thing, DD.

Last week I met a funny foreign fella who told me he didn't understand irony

Last week, I met a 40-year-old former Labour voter, who told me that 5 more years of Gordon Brown was no substitute for a proper married relationship."

last week I had a poo. Wait, I had a poo at lunch time today too.

"Last week, I met a white working-class Iraq veteran, who told me that the Poles raped the next door's beagle."

next week I'm going to meet someone at least once, go for a swim and eat 2 boiled eggs

Elf I don't get it - explain?

Dave me and Alpin are going biking on Sunday, get over here 🙂

I'm not racist but...
...I'm a [b]rac[/b]ing cycl[b]ist[/b]. Will that do ?

Racist.

haha, that Cameron quote generator is class 😀

see how the youtube link is gone?

im riddled with gay

My ex's dad used to bang on and on about how "The ****s" had come over here and were stealing away his business... He ran a newsagents. And he ran a newsagents in Dublin til 1984 when he moved to Scotland and started his new shop, in direct competition with the Patels down the road who were all born here But he's the right colour to be a local so everyone buys it despite the accent.

I think racism should be renamed anticulturalism.

I have no problem with decent people of any background, I have a problem with negative cultures that clash with mine.

Skin colour has nothing to do with it as far as im concerned.

Last week, I met a lesbian B&B owner, who told me that mass immigration meant the dead going unburied."

Last week, I met a Cornish nurse, who told me that the Guardian set fire to a bag of kittens."

I know I'm not racist because racism is a crime, and everyone knows only black people commit crime.

Won't somebody please think of a dog's face. Next time.

It'd be called culturism not culturalism - culture is the noun.

You cant like everyone all the time and racism gives people the chance to express their views and blame part of society for their own problems.

Its always been there and always will be, just like some dont like women or men .

ive got quite a large penis

who have you been comparing it with??

The only answer to racism is education. Fear of something new or different is natural, it is a survival instinct. How do I know this animal won't eat me? Will that other tribe attack us?

Education or experience leads to an understanding that other races are more like your own than you thought.

A spider monkey.

george michael :o)

It'd be called culturism not culturalism - culture is the noun.

I know a French man that likes Wrights Pies.

"I think racism should be renamed anticulturalism.

I have no problem with decent people of any background, I have a problem with negative cultures that clash with mine.

Skin colour has nothing to do with it as far as im concerned. "

couldn't agree more

[i]I have no problem with decent people [/i]

ahh yes, decent people. It's funny how decent people are decent right up till they get caught! It's always the bloody decent people.

^^^^

Decency is in the eye of the beholder!

Much like most personality traits I guess...

You are just redefining racism and instead of saying your skin makes you better it is now your culture that makes you better. I dont see a great deal of difference tbh. It is just an attempt to over intellectualise your sense of superiority and dislike of other races /cultures you view as inferior.
See the language the BNP use for example and it fits in with your view focusing on assimilation and stressing we are Aboriginals here.
As this is a mongrel race with curry as the most popular dish I do wonder how your attempts would actually work and what you would define as "our" culture.

yes decent means agrees with me as if tolerance is not part of our culture.

decentist

I'm lost now.

Can I just abuse you JY?

Wasn't it the case many years ago that there was generally agro between the locals and anyone different. I remember stories about the agro between Bradford locals and university students until an easier target came along.

slimjim78 - Member

I think racism should be renamed anticulturalism.

I have no problem with decent people of any background, I have a problem with negative cultures that clash with mine.

Skin colour has nothing to do with it as far as im concerned.

Absolutely. I have no problem with anyone at all but it seems many of them either have a problem with me/us or they want to take advantage of our welfare system without contributing.

And as for different, don't get me started on Women! Bloody Hell FFS! Now there's another species entirely!