Got a couple of packs yesterday afternoon and was happily chomping through them in a rapid fashion to alleviate the lung wrenching cough I'm currently surviving through.
Cut to 6pm and my friend rings me for a chat about something or other
<gurgle/rumble/fart>
Carry on yaking away with him for a couple more minutes
<gurgle/rumble/gurgle/sweaty brow/rumble/far.....> 😯
"Urm Ben, I've got to go"
Cue clenched run upstairs to the trap which was duly obliterated like a sack of builders rubble being tipped into a pool*
5 minutes later i was fine and made my tea
Life lesson folks; Halls Soothers, eat too many, too quick and you will shart yourself a little bit
*Hat tip to Binners for that one
Just out of interest... Which end were you sticking them in?
Too much glucose and fructose syrup.
Note: the human rectum is well equipped with nerves, which allows the brain to know whether the contents are liquid, solid or gaseous.
Usually.
Learned that lesson as a child when I decided to eat a packet of cherry flavour Tunes like they were sweets.
Note: the human rectum is well equipped with nerves, which allows the brain to know wheher the contents are liquid, solid or gaseous.
True, but like a reverse parking sensor, you only truly appreciate it when the fuse has blown.
the nerves in my rectum were telling me it was just a fart
Lying bastards
Marcel Kittel Speaks the Truth, [url= https://twitter.com/marcelkittel/status/219863974622142464 ]never trust a fart[/url]
Too much glucose and fructose syrup.
Or too much sorbitol from the sugar-free ones?
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Or too much sorbitol from the sugar-free ones?
Yup, they were the sugar free ones
Someone will no doubt post up the amazon link for Sugar Free Haribo
Comments on that are ace
Don't jelly babies have the same effect?
And sugar free polo's they contain Sorbitol
See also: velamints
Some friends at school used to complete with how many packs they could bear to eat and then let rip (with caution) in lessons. Foul bastards 
Have you retired OP?
Rectum?
It almost destroyed him.