[Closed] The irrelevant thread

I haven't eaten a Kit Kat for a dozen years: anyone know if you still get ones that don't have any biscuit in?

All in the name of quality control, I reckon. 'tis a shame.

Oooooh, the all chocolate KitKat fingers were a great surprise.

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Which keeps me endlessly amused whenever I hear someone say the word 'irrelevant'.

Not had a double-yolker egg for years either.

Even the hens have ISO9002 accreditation.

I miss tits pecking on the lids of full cream milk bottles.
White dog poo.
and The mating call of the far away bird.

A taxi and a Fiesta crashed down the road at lunchtime. There was a set of rollerblades on the pavement by the policemen.

A large articulated lorry has gotten stuck down a little muddy no-though lane next to my office. I took him a cup of tea and he seemed in good spirits.

Has anyone noticed that the quality control on Boost bars is pretty poor? The caramel has always oozed out of the ends...

I Actually saw white dog poo while out running last summer I also saw a large collection of hedge porn which you don't see to often these days!

I haven't eaten a Kit Kat for a dozen years: anyone know if you still get ones that don't have any biscuit in?

I had one a couple of years ago.

Anyone know why roads that were/are council owned stop being maintained and then over many years crumble to pieces (actually producing some good trails)? Is it just because no one complains?

About 11, I think.

I'm drinking a cup of tea, I only filled it 2/3 full.

I've only had my glasses for 8 days. They need polishing again.

Magpies will start nest building within a week.

Hatstand.

I have dry lips and need a poo.

Not had a double-yolker egg for years either.

You can buy boxes of them.

I just got out the shower.

I have no idea how long that sachet of mustard has been sitting there

I can't fit any more post-its along the bottom bezel of my monitor

I also saw a large collection of hedge porn which you don't see to often these days!

At the weekend I discovered a diary I kept as an 11yo. One entry said "Today I played out with my mate, we found a rude magazine but threw it away".

Thinking back I'm pretty certain I can remember the exact spot we found it 😀

EDIT After a 10 second bout of frenzied activity, there's one free space

The breed of feral sheep known as North Ronaldsay Sheep only grow on North Ronaldsay

i've named goatboyisheretopleaseyou's bike den "mary" 'cos he wanted a name for it that wasn't too long. Mary is beautiful and we like playing with lube inside her. the 2 of us were inside her yesterday and managed to fit 4 bikes and a sink in there too... lucky girl.

My parcel arrived!

I'm [s]searching for bivi spots on google earth[/s] working hard today

Dave goes red when he gets angry and shakes a lot too,

molgrips - Member
My parcel arrived!

As did mine!

Is wondering if the bike store i re hung a door to in Devon still has the Shitter/Bog/toilet sign on it that i fitted as a deterrent.

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What was in yours, Wacko?

looking for something else, I came across this pic which made me smile

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I don't have anything much to add, so here's a gerbil in a coconut.

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I'm not sure that's a gerbil

My cavity is wet and I can't do any more experiments today.

Edited to add:
I'm pretty sure it's a dormouse. Gerbils don't have furry tails and that thing in the picture doesn't have claws like a gerbil.

I stand corrected.

But it's definitely a coconut, I'm certain of that.

I'm waiting for my old phone number to 'PAC' across to my new phone.

And I like pistachios.

derek_starship - Member
Magpies will start nest building within a week.

Hatstand.

What kind of saw did the 'unspecified rodent' use?

The unspecified rodent's saw is, unspecified.

I trimmed my bush at the weekend.

I have forgotton kwa kunyoa ndevu i hivyo sasa.

[u][b]Late breaking unspecified rodent news!!![/b][/u]

The picture in question can be found in a daily mail [url= http://www.****/news/article-509535/Dozey-orphan-dormouse-finally-hibernates-fattened-rescue-staff.html ]article[/url] discussing the apparent success of a rescue centre in fattening up a dormouse for its' winter hibernation.

Whether you believe anything you read in the daily mail will determine whether you believe the unspecified rodent is in fact a dormouse.

I cannot believe I have used 30 minutes of my life investigating this.

I have also spelt believe wrongly [s]3[/s] 4 times in this reply (subsequently corrected with the spell checker in Chrome)

I have 4 ballpoint pens, 4 pencils (B, HB, projecting 0.5m & 0.7mm), one OHP marker pen (black), one highlighter (pink), a pair of scissors with gaffer tape holding one side of the handle together, 3 part-used AA batteries, a pritt-stick and a pencil sharpener within arms length of me.

EDIT - and a paperclip that I've unbent to be a bit of wire again.

unbeleeveable!

Top detective skillz there dan.

Sorry to hear about the wet cavity by the way.

I've never wanted to lick a badger

Cheez0 - what do you mean by wibble?

You calling me a fat bastard?

TtI've been for a ride in them famous Ragley Woods today.
It was a bit scary and I managed to sit on my left testicle.

I'm think I'm ok with ferrets now, but I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

Chilli, spaghetti and home-made soda bread

i drank 2 full big innocent smoothies today,this means i had;9 apples,4 mangoes,3 bananas,3 oranges,2 passionfruit and a lime.Oh and i also startled a thrush today who was looking into my bedroom window,im ill so i jumped out on it.

I really must take down my christmas cards - I have five of them - one has a bike on it.

I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

I'm going to eat fishfingers tonight for the first time since 'the experiment'.

I shall eat them with chips & petit pois.

I miss the old style drinks can ring pulls. You could separate the tab from the ring, fit the tab in the slot in the ring and flick it like a flying saucer

it's a cocking Gerbil. I put it there & I took the photo and I grew the coconut.

Derek,

I was referring to this..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Irrelevant

Johnny Fartpants.. but thats another thread.

If you undo your belly button your arse will fall off...

I've just typed several different versions of rumble.
Rumbler, rumblings and rumbled. And will now proceed with chippings, chipper and chipped, with varieties of chop to mix it all up.

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That orange crane over there >> was not placed there by the combined efforts of a minor ant colony.

I'm wondering why I still hold onto my box of Krone Locking Wedges

Planes, Trains and Auto-Asphyxiation

I'm about to make tea to steel my resolve to venture into town to go to the post office and bank.

I've just received an email from someone whos official job title is...

'Space Advisor'

I have no idea what that entails, but apparently you need a phd.

need to post a parcel.

can't find my lifecycles dvd.

I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

I saw one of these yesterday. Or I didn't.

I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

I'm only about 8km from Burnham Overy.

I've just had a Campbell's cup soup.

Minestrone.

Tasted [s]homemade[/s] shite.

Breadbin.

Peregrine falcon.