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[Closed] The Illuminati within STW... It's time to acknowledge its existence.

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After some recent threads it has become obvious that there is a hidden echelon within the ranks of STW.

They control the politics we discuss, the wheel sizes we ride,the amount of baby robins we dispatch on a daily basis.

Even instigating raids on benign institutions such as Mumsnet.

Forget Brexit, forget Trump. The Illuminati's control of STW is the defining question of our time.

So how do we take back control of the forum, defend its snowflakes and above all defend the Mods from imminent Illuminati penetration?

We can only hope they have not already been penetrated.

May God protect us all in these dark days.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:38 pm
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Hidden?

Big Hitters have been an overt part of the furniture since day one.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:41 pm
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Have you just outed yourself as one?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:42 pm
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I thought ‘big hitters’ was the preferred term?

Beaten by 24 seconds!


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:42 pm
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Beaten by 24 seconds!

Luck of the draw.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:43 pm
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Luck of the draw

Or is it?

Makes you think


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:45 pm
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Well I haven't been penetrated, so it's not me.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:47 pm
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Isn't that a perk of the job, the chance of penetration?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:48 pm
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Well I haven't been penetrated, so it's not me.

You sure? You have to sleep sometimes.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:53 pm
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Illuminati penetration?

So whose turn was it with Cougars glow in the dark strap on?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 4:57 pm
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defend the Mods from imminent Illuminati penetration?

Do not poke the sponge.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 5:05 pm
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Makes you think...

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Posted : 03/12/2017 5:07 pm
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I just received this via email.
I think they are onto me.

Be careful out there people.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 5:21 pm
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I thought the Illuminati members were fairly obvious, and several don’t appear on here much, if at all, these days.
Hiding in plain sight; it makes you think...


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 5:38 pm
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“Money isn’t the root of all evil in today’s society, Attention is”

HTHs.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:07 pm
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Big Hitters have been an overt part of the furniture since day one
mistaking noisy for powerful


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:10 pm
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Hora, Ernesto, Muddydwarf (Hi Simon) etc.

We've lost quite a few recently.
😐

Nice to know Barnsley Mitch is ok, he posted a while back.

Maybe it's the rest of us who are the wrong 'uns for sticking around?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:12 pm
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'Big Hitters'

You sad, sad human beings.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:13 pm
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It's shorthand for those who take themselves too seriously, courtesy of Cynic-Al.
🙂

He doesn't post much anymore either.....


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:16 pm
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SFB, Surf Mat, Fred,

Ginger flash and Mrs Flash

Various guises of glupton
Not sure [s]they [/s] we ever took ourselves seriously I used to do a dull job with loads of free time to talk shit on the internet and i enjoy a debate [ though some would call it arguing]

I do find it ironic to be called names for being one [though I can see why it happens]


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:17 pm
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SFB?

Barnes?
I miss Barnes.
😐


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:18 pm
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simonFbarnes of bogtrotters fame


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:19 pm
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I wouldn't worry. Those in the know are already using the new forum.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:20 pm
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Of course, I'd forgotten the 'F'.

I hope I don't annoy anyone too much.

Been stuck inside a bit recently, too easy to just pick up the phone and post.
I'll have to try and be a bit more disciplined.


and i enjoy a debate [ though some would call it arguing]

Me too.
I enjoy having my views challenged, but I'm slowly coming round to the idea that the web might not be the best place for such things.

I've suggested a friendly social ride to clear the political air on several occasions, but none of our resident righties seem up for it.
Shame.

I enjoy having the piss taken tbh, I'm pretty impossible to offend.
🙂

The only person who's actually annoyed me on here in years is TJ.
My fault, that's just how he is.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:20 pm
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Didn't they all wonder off to Mleh and start riding road bikes eons ago?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:21 pm
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I wouldn't worry. Those in the know are already using the new forum.

Plus the Illuminati members have an "I" next to their name rather than a "P".


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:25 pm
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The only person who's actually annoyed me on here in years is TJ

Clearly, I must try harder. 🙂


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:40 pm
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Well I haven't been penetrated, so it's not me.

POSTED 1 HOUR AGO # REPORT-POST

You don’t remember that pool part at Micheal Barrymores then.... 😯


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 6:47 pm
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Looks as though the suspect has been fingered.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:31 pm
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Kick out the J.A.M.S.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:49 pm
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STW Christmas do is a pool party followed by a masked ball with everyone wearing Barrymore masks.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:49 pm
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Woppit,are you a turtle? Blessed be.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:53 pm
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For Gods sake it's "Big Hitler's" at least that's how I read it........


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:56 pm
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Do not poke the sponge.

Well not until I’m doing a goatse.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 7:59 pm
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Is illuminati another term for the stealth mods?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:00 pm
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No discussing the stealth mods.
The Mgt.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:01 pm
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Is this the right place to report bugs on the front page?

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Posted : 03/12/2017 8:04 pm
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That's a subliminal message right there isn't it?

I think you've been penetrated.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:06 pm
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Junkyarf got banned from MBR for trolling


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:30 pm
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Junkyarf got banned from MBR for penetrating


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:32 pm
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You are poemtrack and ICM5£


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:42 pm
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Well I for one welcome the efforts of our overlords and their henchmen.

Struggle to comprehend why those negative minded conspiraloons can't see the benefits of organized child abuse, war for profit and accelerated decline of the ecosystems that support life on the planet.

Anyway, where would we be if bikes didn't have triangles...


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 8:43 pm
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Posted : 03/12/2017 8:44 pm
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Junkyarf

A [s]popular[/s] forum poster after a jar of pickled eggs and a bottle of Brandy?


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 11:04 pm
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Clearly STW has been bought by Ling and our new overlords will turn us all into Manga characters.
Horasan
Perchyhiasu
Binners
Cougerosu


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 11:49 pm
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If Ling is penetrating STW members we are truly add their mercy.


 
Posted : 03/12/2017 11:53 pm
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[quote=bloodynora ]Junkyarf got banned from MBR for trolling

I have never been on there have no idea if there is/was a JY and no amount of saying this will stop him appearing every 2-3 months to say the same thing
Its still a lie and a very strange one to keep making up - must be in double figures of times he has said this - months not on the forum and then they appear to say this - most odd.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 12:01 am
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In true Big Hitter fashion, I came across this thread by searching for my own name :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 23/12/2017 2:48 pm
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You searched for Grand Wizard?


 
Posted : 23/12/2017 6:21 pm
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I’m not sure I agree with the principle of stealth mods. Surely moderation and moderators should be transparent...?


 
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Posted : 23/12/2017 9:34 pm
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Surely moderation and moderators should be transparent...?

We’ve been able to see right through them for years...
#obviousjokeisobvious


 
Posted : 24/12/2017 7:17 pm