Um, I think that they may have lost it - apparently it's all kicking off on [url= https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/storm-area-51-aliens-sighting-roswell-break-in-military-nevada-sign-up-a9003261.html ]20th September[/url].
Them rednecks are smarter than you think - I bet they'll go real early, maybe before eight
“Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all both of us” Yee-haw come on now!
The one element that's routinely omitted from the Periodic Table.
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Its a clever tactic. By tricking the illuminati into moving resources to Area 51 in readiness for the planned storming it'll be easy to sneak in to Area 52 where are the really good stuff is hidden.
They’re going to be so disappointed when they find there’s nothing there worth wasting any time over.
All the really cool stuff goes on at a really isolated site way out in the boondocks, where there’s no mountains twenty miles away that people with very long lenses can peek at what’s going on.
And where you’ll more than likely get shot and your corpse buried in the desert where it’ll never, ever be found.
it’ll be easy to sneak in to Area 52 where are the really good stuff is hidden
Everyone knows that Cheyenne bunker is where NORAD now are...Now there's the treasure.
Dumb ****s.
The really interesting stuff is probably going on in an nondescript Stanford University basement, carried out by totally unremarkable looking people, behind a couple of key card accessed doors and a campus security guard with a Smith and Wesson.
unremarkable looking people
Mulder and Scully?
Malvern, it's all at Malvern.
Or if you have one of those new-fangled pc computers connected to the phoneline their admin password is "password".
What about areas one to fifty? What’s hidden in them? They never get any publicity. Makes you think.
If the military rounds them all up and feeds them to the aliens, is it really a loss for society ?
Yes. Even if it were all true then Area 51 would be very obviously a diversion. I don't think these people watch much Sci-Fi TV do they?
Must be brilliant value for the military.
All they need is a few miles of wire fence and some armed guards and the conspiracy nuts on the internet will just keep the thing rolling along for years.
Maybe put a few chipboard space ship mockups under camo netting inside a hangar door or something every so often.