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No, not an update on your bowel habits.
But a suggestion for what lunacy is going to be enacted by the leader of the orange world today.
After hearing he's fired several generals and the head of coast guard on woke grounds. Me and Mrs Gooner came up with some great ideas he could try to implement tomorrow.
She won with firing the Pope for being to pro european.
Any other suggestions?
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Surely one Trump thread is at least one more than we need?
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No, not an update on your bowel habits.
One of the things that saddens me the most about his presidency, is that I thought we would at least be able to take some solace in fart jokes about his name. But no, it seems that the world has forgotten that Trump means fart. I think that's the first reference I've seen to it in the last 8 years!Â
it seems that the world has forgotten that Trump means fart.
Not forgotten, it just seems to pale into insignificance when compared with his other attributes.
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its a difficult one isn't it as its hard to think of anything that he's actually unlikely to say he'll do, not least because he can take opposite positions on an issue from one day to the next. He's even taken totally opposite views on who the aggressor is in the Ukraine war in the last 24 hours.
Huge swathes of his pronouncements are actually coming to nothing too. Not that you'd know though.
anyway
"Trump demands FAA turns the Bermuda Triangle back on"
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You could of course replace the word 'Trump' with 'Florida Man' in just about any headline though 🙂