[Closed] The benefits of Strictly....

I've got to go ballroom dancing with my wife on Wednesday so right now, I'm not seeing any benefits whatsoever.

The huge increase in reserves for the UK male population's ****-banks must have figured high in the pitch for this show.

And it works.

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Strictly for the ****bank Al...? Jesus

Thats the same for me. Mrs W is desperate to turn me into Fred Astair. Had a couple of lessons and I suspect sustained campaign in the next few weeks. May have to fall over something soon to develop an intermittent injury.

Why not Yunki?

Lots of fit ladies cavorting around in evening dresses? (mostly the pros I mean).

I suspect the first lesson will convince my wife it's not for us after I tread on her feet about 8 times. Hopefully she'll have an affair with a swarthy latin type who will do all this sort of stuff for her. That's a more appealing prospect than me going dancing.