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Lying, devious, nasty, selfish, hateful, snotty, sausage obsessed little ****er.

Poor ole Cursed-y, I hope she cuts his balls off.

That is all.


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:25 pm
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Tom playing up again?


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:27 pm
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She was not best pleased!....


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:29 pm
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At least Joe got his lunch!


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:30 pm
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Pigface, revel in your temporary innocence.

But grab a pitchfork.
There's going to be a reckoning down in Ambridge.


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:30 pm
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What about the paper flowers... Up till bloody midnight on them... Git.


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:31 pm
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But what about last night's scream?

Jesus, I thought Nigel had risen from the grave.


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:34 pm
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I've only half been paying attention, do we know why?


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:45 pm
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Its the spectre of John not Nigel. Is it turning into Walford on the Am?


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 6:52 pm
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The John thing is an excuse.

Existential crisis brought on by the sudden, blinding self-realization that he is a sniveling, cowardly little man, so low you couldn't get a Rizla under him and tighter than cramp.


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 7:02 pm
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You don't like Tom then?? ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 25/04/2014 7:03 pm
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I thought this was going to be about this...
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Posted : 25/04/2014 7:14 pm
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I thought the breastfeeding story was last year?

Nice to see that Tony has found his testicles last night - must have been in the pocket of Pat's dungarees all these years.


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 12:47 pm
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To be fair it took a change of Tony to find them!


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 1:11 pm
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A last minute reprieve for the pour deluded mare, I think she dodged a bullet.

Must admit I didn't see it coming until just this week.


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 2:10 pm
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It's all gone a bit East Enders hasn't it.


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 3:17 pm
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'My bad' The baby is Archer and Lana's new child..
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Posted : 26/04/2014 4:15 pm
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Ah, gotcha.

Is that Mrs Antrobus on the right?


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 4:25 pm
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Phwoarrrrrrr Marjorie ๐Ÿ˜‰

I confess to being a reformed Archers addict, haven't listened since Nigel and the aerial incident. When did Tom hook up with Kirsty?


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 5:26 pm
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I much preferred it when nothing happened, ever. Latest plot developments lack credibility.


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 5:30 pm
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Just after Brenda and Pusscat's eastern European trip.
Tom wanted marriage and lots of little weaners.
Bren decided she wanted a rich city type so she dumped him.
So, Tom, on the rebound decided to inflict a little more misery on the perennially unlucky Cursed-y.

I hope she murders them all in their sleep.

Neil, I agree, TA was very poor for a while after Nige's flying lesson, but it's getting better again:
Creepy Rob and his wife - which one's the real baddie?
The forthcoming inevitable Grundy fratricide.
Brian booted out at BL.
Kenton still has to pay for his ignorance toward Kathy after she told him about the rape.

It's looking good!


 
Posted : 26/04/2014 5:36 pm
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I thought that this place was where I could be free of Ambridge related content. Oh well... If I can't beat them might as well join them.....

[url= https://soundcloud.com/roifield-brown/kirsties-scream-mixdown-felpersham-mix ]Kirsties Scream on Sound cloud[/url]


 
Posted : 27/04/2014 8:12 pm
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Anyone see the Ian Hislop piece the other day when he went to the studio?


 
Posted : 27/04/2014 8:17 pm
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Tell us where the link is then Flashy.


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 5:58 am
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"It's all gone a bit East Enders hasn't it."

Not listened much since they death of Nigel, its always the cyclist that get it and him a CTC member as well. That was pretty much the end of 50 years listening, mind it was never as good once Nelson and his Dad Walter Gabriel where out.


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 6:32 am
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Oh bum. It's here too. There's no escaping. ๐Ÿ˜€

I bet you lot all read that "mustardland" forum too? MrAdamW keeps reading it and laughing.

Here it is: [url= http://www.paranormal.org.uk/mustardland/ ]mustardland[/url].


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 6:34 am
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Listening to the Archers is my guilty pleasure .... ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 6:59 am
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I'll be able to catch up on this as soon as I get this combine harvester fixed.... uh.... grunt.... groan... just pass me that spanner, would you?


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 7:48 am
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0426kjz ]Hislop linkage[/url]


 
Posted : 28/04/2014 8:04 am