[Closed] The Apprentice is back...

Nicer on the eye? Not seeing that myself.

No liz, not watching

Tbh, were it not for the weekly Apprentice threads here, I wouldn't be watching. They're what I've been looking forward to more than the show itself. We had some classics last series. 🙂

GGGRRR! What a bunch of corporate tigers 😐

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Nicer on the eye? Not seeing that myself.

ahh come on the last few years have been terrible!!

Nicer on the eye? Not seeing that myself.

No it's not till you see them angry that the juices start to flow

Can't wait. Which one of them will be the complete Stuart Baggs this year?

(it's an odd program to get your jollies from though?)

Felicity is apparently "inspired by the T-Mobile brand."

I want to weep, I'm so depressed.

I'd better watch now he's my boss.

The first guy is from my home town, Harrogate. He has his own website and has been on Dragon's Den (well the internet version) already.

I assume they will all be similar attention whores.

[i]attention whores[/i] is [b]all they are[/b].

NO NO YES YES NO YES NO NO YES NO NO NO NO NO NO YES

10p on Vincent being the biggest Baggs of them all.

I've changed my mind alex over vince as being the biggest baggs.

i will be in an episode for a few fleeting seconds helping them do one of the challenges, they filmed it ages ago.
the three contestants i met were nice on the level people (as much as they can be on a 'reality' tv show), i'll not be watching it though, would rather watch programs about polar exploration, volcano's or how we won the war.

Do you reckon Vincent pronounces his name 'veensorn'?

My doctor said I'm not allowed to watch it any more.

He said if I insist on watching overpaid idiots cock up seemingingly simple tasks then I'd be better off watching football or parliment TV.

Hmm, a few nice hammer smashed faces there.
Still its always good to watch, if only to remind yourself on how not to behave.

Some of these people do need to be removed from the gene pool. "I did a law degree but decided I didn't want to work in an office so became a waitress". then goes on to say she makes money for every business she works for. What, as a waitress or the PA (sorry, executive assistant) to the boss of Greggs?

They're all full of so much cliched management bullshit. It really does get worse each year.

LOL..

i only watch it as it has the highest cringe factor possible, they believe their own sh*t.

some of the classic's from the past have been that irish girl who claimed "i am probably the best sales person in EUROPE" Lord Sugar brought this up when he fired her, her face as she sunk in her chair was classic!

BUT the best one of all time was this idiot (who actually won it!!)

Ellie looks like an old school mate of mine, but he was called Trevor back then.

Natasha is "Ruthless and prepared" - My kinda woman!

Am I the only person in the world who's never watched a single episode of this?

I never realised "doing business" could be a spectator sport. What next, Synchronised Farting?

It doesn't involve much business at all.

And, as it happens, it's not far off synchronised farting, since it mainly consists of synchronised farting about.

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Leon "once completed the Great North Run for charity" - well that certainly sets him apart from the masses.