Awwww... I just agreed with Mandy. That's not on.
Mandy is a legend, bring him back! One has to admire the deviant machiavellian ****er.
Tom_W1987 - MemberGood to know that Scots didn't actually want to influence Westminster, just break away.
You're right, that's why they voted so overwhelmingly for independence.
Boo Gogglebox just finished . Wtf is paxman doing on ch4???
Bradford recounting - Galloway going going but not yet gone
You're right, that's why they voted so overwhelmingly for independence.
Well then, it's either stupidity or they've swung over to independence.
Take your pick, we'd have been better off without them.
Gogglebox of Milliband interview on later. Is this Paxo's way of telling us he's had it with the Beeb?
<On the whisky now. This can't end well>
Anyone got an in on the Clegg hotline?
I'd like to know if that guy's losing his seat before I fall asleep from a port-induced overdose.
ITV calling results before BBC
Back on BBC1. Christ, Grayson Perry has let himself go...
Labour almost missed the party in Swindon. I wonder how telling that is.
It takes some nerve to go on national television and describe the tory campaign as being "positive".
Clegg is safe, Tories voters will have saved him - most Tories think it would be the most important win
Night all, still can't help feeling that the actual picture may turn out different in the morning, can't face any more now though.
Clegg is safe, Tories voters will have saved him - most Tories think it would be the most important win
Bugger. That was going to be one for the highlight reel.
Wow Swindon swings away from Labour
ITV reporting Farage has lost
David Mitchell is doing a phone in... I'm through the looking glass right now...
More Whiskey, and then probably coffee.
rumours that stw's favourite politician has won! 😆 arise Alex Salmond MP! 😆
It bothers me that I needed the news to remind me that I don't know where the hell Swindon is…
* heads off to Google maps and hopes things get a little more interesting soon *
UKIP last (of proper parties) in Putney, result!
Salmond has won = lots of sources, LD conceded
The Taiwanese have summed it up nicely
Robinson saying how amazing it would be if Ed has done worse than Gordon.. Not really when you consider UKIP...
Rumours from Labour that all of Glasgow has gone to the SNP.
I don't really know how this works, so forgive my ignorance, but given what has happened to the lib dems tonight (If exit poll is to be believed), why on earth would any other party go in to coalition with the tories again?
Has Farage lost in Thanet?
Justine greening making a really inspiring speech
*yawns*
Well it looks like Ed has done a great job. Less popular than Gordon Brown? That's some achievement!
I'm just off for a walk. I may be some time.....
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Yes (farage losing)
Also looking like Jim Murphy is out.
Terrifying how right-wing England has gone, however.
How the **** is any parliament going to issue dictats from Westminster to a Scotland with blanket SNP. MP's?
Good luck with that
😀 @ Binners
Been wondering how you're coping with that darned exit poll…
Or the North which will be predominantly labour. Or Wales and NI for that matter....
I think the UK may well be screwed.
Are we seeing Balkanisation/Americanisation of UK politics?
I want to see some Labour heavy weights losing their seats ... 😆
Why?
Naaaah ... Just north/south divide innit?
Actually ... The South east/everywhere else divide.
Everyone's been talking about scots nationalism. Bollocks. Independence for the South East of Engerland!!!
Milliband Googlebox on Ch 4 now.
Throwing in the towel. Night folks.
Bah, lightweight! 😀
[quote=binners ]Actually ... The South east/everywhere else divide.
Far closer to Cardiff than London here, and solidly Tory (looking at the results coming in, likely to be a huge Tory majority, though probably Labour in second - the Labour candidate has actually had the best campaign - which is unusual)
Recount at Bradford West. Gorgeous George could be in trouble.
Yes George, they do...
