That singer from X ...
 

[Closed] That singer from X Factor - the one from 'Dagn'ham...

57 Posts
29 Users
0 Reactions
162 Views
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Can we start a petition to get her on Question Time or something? Supremely thick as several short planks. But I love her! She could have made Jade Goodey sound like Stephen Hawkins.

I apologise for shameless X Factor chat - but for some sick reason I really like this girl 😯


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:14 am
Posts: 19914
Free Member
 

I dunno if she's thick as such, but certainly very dippy, a bit mad, and rather adoreable really. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:22 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Could we arrange for all the big celeb x-factor brother come dancing on ice with heat magazine fans to have their own forum? 🙂


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:22 am
Posts: 3573
Free Member
 

quite bizzarre - unique - i like her a lot 😀


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:22 am
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

I seem to drift between finding her funny and wanting to slap her with a dictionary (beginners' remedial edition).


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:23 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

for some sick reason I really like this girl

Not because she's a really good singer ?

Maybe the fact that she appears "normal" is the appeal ?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:23 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Have to agree , just a lovely girl with a slightly mad but lovable personality.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:24 am
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

Maybe the fact that she appears "normal" is the appeal ?

Normal?? Do you live near a power station by any chance?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:26 am
Posts: 1
Free Member
 

thumbs-up from me.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:29 am
Posts: 2549
Free Member
 

The guy who impregnated her must have shoved something in her mouth to shut her up. Imagine that horsey, nasel toned whine whilst you were in the throws. God it would be enough to make you forget that she has quite a good chassis on her 😉


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:30 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Seems like a nice down to earth girl and not too shabby a singer either.

She does remind me of the spoof page 3 character Gayle Tuesday when she speaks and gets all excited though.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:32 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Yes, normal to me GrahamS.

I assume that the "power station" comment is to suggest that I'm surrounded by retards ? Well maybe, but if that's the case, I not in the least bit bothered ......... I'm not too bright myself.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:34 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Well since we're all so vastly superior to Stacey{at least I'm man enough to admit I know her name} can we maybe get our punctuation right?

OP - in the thread title you typed

That singer from X Factor - the one from 'Dagn'ham

So you introduced Dagenhem with an apostrophe presumably to intimate you were quoting her speech? Should have been an inverted comma then AND you should have closed the inverted comma after the quote. ALSO to indiciate the ellipsis where the lovely Stacey misses out the e in Dagenham you should have place your apostrophe [i]before[/i] the n.

Thank you.

Cannae beat a good bit of pedantry on a Monday to cheer you up.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:44 am
Posts: 3573
Free Member
 

lol @ mussed 😀


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:46 am
 69er
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I'd give her one....


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:47 am
Posts: 32
Full Member
 

I think she's great. Hope she wins the whole thing just to see the look on her face. Her singing persona is so different. Does remind me of Jar Jar Binks though...


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:49 am
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

So you introduced [u][b]Dagenhem[/b][/u] with an apostrophe

Pedantry fail.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 10:51 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Frickin knew there'd be a spelling mistake in there!


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:09 am
Posts: 13115
Free Member
 

you want to like her because you want to ........


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:16 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Cannae beat a good bit of pedantry on a Monday to cheer you up.

Sorry - I am from 'up north' so the finer details of the inflection style of someone from Dagenham are slightly lost on me.

🙂


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:23 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

is it just me or does she look like an afgan hound? 😉


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:32 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

She is soooooooooo funny; at times you think (is this girl really like this or just putting it on).
I would rather watch her any day than that p-llock who burst's into tears 😥 everytime he is near a camera, is that eyebrow natural or does he spend hours in front of the mirror geling it into place 😈 and that ****in pork pie hat he keeps wearing what the f--k is all that about, I though they went out of fashion with the Ska bands from the late Seventies 😯


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:34 am
Posts: 14827
Full Member
 


mastiles_fanylion

Supremely thick as several short planks.

WTF

Hang on a second. You have a go at people for cracking some jokes about someone being gay/ dead, yet it's alright to call a girl you don't know, haven't met and will probably never meet, "thick as several short planks"?

Riiiiiiiiight.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:36 am
Posts: 145
Free Member
 

I was just thinking the same thing Bob,

Maybe he's a massive Boyzone Fan


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:38 am
Posts: 2261
Full Member
 

Supremely thick as several short planks.

She's an Essex girl.....goes with the territory... 😉


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:40 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Its the Essex girl thing ? so many fakes around, when you do get introduced to the real thing we find her 'dippy'..

She's great, I hope she wins but I fear to much like Leona Lewis ?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:42 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

GrahamS - Member

"So you introduced Dagenhem with an apostrophe"

Pedantry fail.

I think there's a difference between a typo and an inability to to use the English language correctly
........... wouldn't you agree Einstein ?

.

In my case, they're nearly always as a result of "an inability to to use the English language correctly" rather than a typo - on account that I live near a power station. Spellcheck tends to guarantee that.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:49 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Hang on a second. You have a go at people for cracking some jokes about someone being gay/ dead, yet it's alright to call a girl you don't know, haven't met and will probably never meet, "thick as several short planks"?

Quite clearly a little on the dim side (or at least comes across as such). But I like her and have said so. So hardly the same as commenting about the largely negative things said about Stephen Gateley in the thread that was closed.

If you think it is remotely similar I fear for your intelligence level too (even though I have never met you and probably never will).


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:50 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I fear for your intelligence level too

Isn't nice when punters on here express concern for other forum users.
It's that level of caring feelings, which makes this place so special 8)


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 11:56 am
 G
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Personally I thought she was brilliant both as a singer and as a person. Hope she does well and doesn't get chewed up and spat out by the Cowell money making machine.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:01 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

The guy who impregnated her must have shoved something in her mouth to shut her up. Imagine that horsey, nasel toned whine whilst you were in the throws. God it would be enough to make you forget that she has quite a good chassis on her

God you sound like a real charmer.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:04 pm
Posts: 31061
Free Member
 

My only concern is for Stacey from Dag'n'am 😕


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:05 pm
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

I think there's a difference between a typo and an inability to to use the English language correctly

You seem confused on [url= http://www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=pedantry ]the definition of pedantry[/url] ernie 😀


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:18 pm
Posts: 3573
Free Member
 

stop dissing each other - let's get back to Stace 😀


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:24 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

I wonder if she will properly hyper-ventilate if they over stimulate her live on air - perhaps by getting Leona on stage with her.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:29 pm
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

Perhaps they could prime her in the green room with a couple of glasses of Sunny D.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:34 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Perhaps they could prime her in the green room with a couple of glasses of Sunny D.

😆


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:36 pm
Posts: 311
Full Member
 

I've never seen the X Factor. 8)


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:36 pm
Posts: 14827
Full Member
 


If you think it is remotely similar I fear for your intelligence level too (even though I have never met you and probably never will).

Ah, so you've got acceptable levels for abusing people.

Mind and post up what they are so no one offends you...


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:40 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Ah, so you've got acceptable levels for abusing people.

Yeah - I just abuse the ones that talk sh*t at me, not randomly because they were gay and once in a boy band.

😉


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

GrahamS - Member

"I think there's a difference between a typo and an inability to to use the English language correctly"

You seem confused on the definition of pedantry ernie

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not ............ what's that got to do with it Einstein ?

I asked you a question, ie : Do you agree with the comment that there's a difference between a typo and an inability to use the English language correctly ?

Well ?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 12:57 pm
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

I'm not sure why you'd seek an opinion on the correct usage of the English language from a German-born, Swiss-educated, theoretical physicist; but yes, I'm sure Mr Einstein and I would concede that there is a difference between a simple typo and a complete inability to form a coherent English sentence. 🙄


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 1:22 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Excellent, so MussEd's point was well worth making then.

He just shouldn't have made the reference 'pedantry' at the end of it.
Still it didn't bother me too much, as I don't even know it means.

.

btw, my reference to a German-born, Swiss-educated, theoretical physicist, is simply that when I'm talking to you, I feel almost as if I'm talking to Einstein. On account of your vastly superior intellectual abilities.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 1:48 pm
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

yep, she's absolutely lovely. Good singer too and finally, a nice body.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 1:50 pm
Posts: 6
Free Member
 

I'm glad I read this thread. I feel I've learnt a lot. 🙂


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 1:53 pm
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

Excellent, so MussEd's point was well worth making then.

He just shouldn't have made the reference 'pedantry' at the end of it.
Still it didn't bother me too much, as I don't even know it means.

Yeah, whatever you say ernie 🙄


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 1:53 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Glad we've sorted that out GrahamS, now just explain the "Fry's Turkish Delight" joke to me ....... it went straight over my head 😐


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:02 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Stephen Gateley was rumoured to have invited a Turk back to his apartment on the night of his death.

So I assume the joke assumes it was Fry found dead in identical circumstances....


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:17 pm
Posts: 31206
Full Member
 

ernie:

Tell you what: just pick whatever meaning you like. Then imagine I've replied with that and that you then retorted with a stingingly clever remark, which left me completely defeated.

You win. Well done. You are a shining champion of a mass debater.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:20 pm
Posts: 6
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

And the thread ended. 😯


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I fink she has a nice body init


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:31 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Stephen Gateley was rumoured to have invited a Turk back to his apartment on the night of his death.

Why do I always read the wrong newspapers/newspapers articles ? 😐

Still, I probably wouldn't have been able to work it out ...... on account of living next to a power station 😐 X 2 grim

GrahamS - you sound angry .......... are you angry GrahamS ?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:36 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Why do I always read the wrong newspapers/newspapers articles ?

I usually have a peep on The Sun website at work.


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I usually have a peep on The Sun website at work.

Ah, but when I'm at work I have no access to the internet. Plenty of copies of the Sun are usually lying around though. No doubt left by 'abnormal people who live near power stations' .........eh GrahamS ?


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:46 pm
Posts: 14827
Full Member
 

samuri - Member
yep, she's absolutely lovely.

😕

She could smoke a cigarette in a shower with that nose and chew an apple through a tennis racket with those teeth


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:51 pm
Posts: 6886
Free Member
 

Lets have a photo

[img] [/img]

nice but she's no tweedy

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 2:53 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
 

She's lovely and sings like an angel.

Chesty bits are okay too.

DS


 
Posted : 12/10/2009 4:48 pm
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

I was referring more to her personality that her looks. She's not unattractive IMO and she's clearly not that bright but she's very nice.


 
Posted : 17/10/2009 10:28 pm