MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Says he should be brought back to the UK because they don't serve European food in Japan.... 😁
Seems to me it's the best place for them.
Should have been airlifted out and quarantined in the UK straight away. Given the history of infectious outbreaks on cruise ships, they really do sound like floating Petri dishes
He's an absolute WGBE.
He was going on about Richard Branson rescuing all the Brits off the ship.
I made the mistake of looking at his FB page. Some of the comments from his followers are embarrassing.
I'm not sure who thought it was a good idea to try keep in quarantine onboard a cruise ship? It was never going to end well.
WGBE?
Saw that on the news this morning. There was some reference to it being difficult to manage his diabetes for some reason. However they've been stuck on this ship for 2 weeks now, where the containment is clearly not working as more and more people are being infected (in fact he and his wife are now infected). The son said they're starting to lose the plot somewhat which is entirely understandable IMO and possibly explains some of the comments.
The passengers on the cruise ship are quarantined but the crew aren't (they have some communal living arrangements). No wonder the infection rate is taking a while to get under control. Although having said that keeping infected people on the ship is the lowest risk.
WGBE?
Im guessing weapons grade basic Englishman (or any other insult with the initials BE that would probably constitute swear filter avoidance).
Maybe they should just abandon the lot off the Irish coast?
Ha ha! Perhaps his strange rantings last week were an early indicator that he was already infected.
His total disregard for the health of other people just so they could get home showed his true colours.
He’s not happy because the food is different and the people talk funny.
Tough luck, he’s getting cared for and will be brought home when it is safe for everyone.
No wonder the infection rate is taking a while to get under control.
Or rising as if there were no infection control procedures in place whatsoever!
I'm convinced they left them there to get some decent live data on transmission in a confined space. 🙂
Oh dear.. looks like its now mutated and jumped the species barrier and is infecting the gammons.
In retrospect confining all those rich middle-class retirees in one ship was a big mistake, bearing in mind all the extramarital sex and swinging that must go on. I've worked as night porter in a posh hotel and seen more than a few fat red-faced men scurrying from room to room with only a towel around their middles. It's disgusting, I tell you.
This is starting to sound a bit like the plot of a JG Ballard book
The thought of being cooped up for days on a cruise liner with a boat load of people that like being on a cruise liner is bad enough. The thought of continuing that for days with a mega lurgy doing the rounds would be pretty grim. Only comfort would be everyone being confined to their cabins for most of the time so you don't have to spend any more time than necessary talking to any of them and you tell them to **** right off with good excuse.
I bet the infection isn’t under control because they’re still having Wednesday night bingo and Friday cha cha dancing lessons. No way can the staff of a cruise ship not hold these events!
Call me hopelessly naive, but surely now is the best time to get the virus (if we're all going to get it anyway)
Now, you'll get the full NHS helping you. Isolation wards and the best treatment
Give it a few months, and you'll be lucky to get a damp sponge
And they've banned booze. That's tantamount to torture given the circumstances. Has the Geneva Convention been contravened by this alcohol ban? 😉
I see the nuke it from orbit suggestion is already taken, so I'd suggest quietly taking the crew off and let them fend for themselves - let the fittest survive! I'd bet my balls that 15 mins in everyone who didn't grow up with "well, why bloody shouldn't I!" as their mantra is busy rowing a lifeboat to shore and Gammon boy is still demanding the shore is brought to him.
Quite amusingly, as I read this thread an advert for cruises popped up at the top of the screen!
Where's this gammon's 'dunkirk spirit' now? effing snowflake, the irony
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Do we still posses hunter killer submarines and torpedoes?
There it is, live firing exercise in the south China sea
Bit like sellit Bang, and the dirt is gone. - to the bottom of the sea
I am being fascisious mind..maybe
The thought of being cooped up for days on a cruise liner with a boat load of people that like being on a cruise liner is bad enough.
He chose to be there, didn't he?
I am being fascisious mind..maybe
With your spelling? Facetious..... All the vowels in the correct order.
Oh dear.. looks like its now mutated and jumped the species barrier and is infecting the gammons.
Swine Flu has already been trademarked. We’ll need to think of something else. Hamnesia?
He chose to be there, didn’t he?
You got the wrong end of my stick - I was thinking how I would feel stuck there. He’s like a pig in shit. Through and through gammon who looks like he’s partial to a samba class, a Barry Manilow impersonator then a shuffle around 50yards from the gangplank through some tourist tat shops with his two day old daily mail tucked under his arm.
A linky to this guy?
Sounds...interesting.
He annoyed me when he kept saying "Boris, mate" and "I've been a lifelong Tory supporter" as if the support of a certain political party should make any difference as to who gets evacuated. Maybe the non-response of the current Government to his, and the other Brits on the ship, may make him question his on-going support for the nasty party. Obviously repatriating a load of elderly, ill gammons isn't unconventional enough for our leader Dominic Cummings, so he's probably ordered the Foreign Office not to contract a plane to repatriate them.
Can't find the vid of him pleading to Boris for help. Bah!
This idiot.....
Entitled cheb end.
You know how we got upset about the death of Caroline Flack, and how we all said we should be nicer to each other on social media?
Not really getting the hang of it, are we?
This man is being objectionable and expressing entitled views on the media. He has decided to present himself on news media and be open why he thinks who he votes for and his nationality should mean he gets special treatment.
He also has early stages of dementia, but hey carry on being nasty f*!?ers !
Even worse is his blubbering carbon copy son on breakfast TV saying nothing really but just wanting some TV time to tell his mates about.
These people have no ****ing idea what true hardship is.
Early stages. Do you know much about dementia to explain why his capacity might be compromised and why his family is not providing any protection from putting himself in front of the camera....?
I’m not a fan of online bullying. However, if you put yourself out there with a very negative presence and think you are entitled - you deserve some criticism.
Some proper criticism, of course.
Insults and name calling? No.
Time we all grew up in the internet playground.
I still want to know what a WGBE is....!
That puzzled me but after some research I believe it's "Weapons Grade Bell E**".
Bell/cheb/jeb - same thing.
Not really getting the hang of it, are we?
I think we're fine, but I'm not sure you're having the impact you hoped.
WGBE, its a small collection of houses on the A491 between Fairfield and Hagley.
You know how we got upset about the death of Caroline Flack?
Did we?
On the news that this chap and his wife have pneumonia now, which seems terribly unlucky.
But the son and his wife continue with the entitled ranting. They really do see the FCO as some kind of repatriation service.
Does travel insurance not kick in here?
If I was quarantined I'd have just one question: 'will there be plenty of drink?'
Being a supporter of small government he can't really complain when there are no resources to bring him home from a place that he chose to go.
Complaints that repatriation are taking too long, well the Japanese will insist it's done lawfully not with the Home Office standard disregard for the rules.
I bet if he was ranting about brexit, trump & the nasty nasty tories you lot would be lapping it up.
Corbyn would have had him home and tucked up in bed now.
It all sounds inhuman.
The couple criticised conditions at the new hospital, saying David and Sally only had a small basin and paper towels to clean themselves with no wi-fi access, and "neither of them can eat the food"
Trying to give him rice not chips?
In other big news he's breaking his contract with Three because they are charging him £57 for data he has used.
Compared to his suffering the muslims in Chinese concentration camps have the luxury lifestyle
Hang in there daveylad, keep fighting the corner, I’m sure they’ll be back home in time to collect their Blue passports
Pardon my ignorance but why was he begging Richard Branson for help?
Are they on a Virgin cruise, or was Branson just the highest profile British rich person he could think of?
Richard Branson has money, and he has access to aeroplanes.
Who else would come to the rescue?
Who else would come to the rescue?
Tony Stark
Pickering?
I've been enjoying his opinions but disagree with the notion that cruise ships are like Petri dishes.
You get culture in Petrie dishes.
Who else would come to the rescue?
It's a job for Thunderbird 2.
Richard Branson has money, and he has access to aeroplane.
Farage has money and knows a pilot.
You get culture in Petrie dishes.
I enjoyed that! :-)*
*I admit that my opinion of cruise ships is possibly slightly influenced by having to kayak through a slick of effluent pumped out in a Norwegian fjord by a Cunard liner. It was obviously them and much illegal. They are meant to pump out at least X number of miles offshore. Imagine a 4km paddle through a thick scum of macerated jobbies generated by Mr and Mrs Gammon and their chums after 3 days of hardcore abuse of the all you can eat buffet. Complained on Cunard's social media with a lovely photo of me kayaking in it with their turd (and smog) generator in the background. They deleted. Posted again and got a very lawyery cease and desist private message.