[Closed] that awkward moment...

Is the new folder for your extensive pron collection?

Was it any good? Or something of a more... Ahem.... 'specialist' nature? 😀

Swizz Scat ?

Can't be extensive if it's on a memory stick.

QED 😉

It 'seemed' to be naked ladies, unclothed and active. I assume that's what pron is like? I felt it would be rude to have a proper look.

ADH - 16gb memory stick.....he had to make some space

when a client gives you a memory stick to copy files onto and [s]up pops[/s] [u]you go looking for[/u] their extensive pron collection.....

FTFY

This thread is useless without....

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Here you go TSY ...

some pitchers for you TSY

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I felt it would be rude to have a proper look.

coughcoughbullshitcoughcough

Nice jugs.

This reminds me of a time we found a file marked 'private' on a mate's dad's computer...

It contained pictures of his privates... very disturbing. Very disturbing indeed.

TSY here's one from my collection:

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"coughcoughbullshitcoughcough"

he was standing beside me, otherwise I would have done

ha ha awesome!

i had a similar thing at work a while ago. A few of the lads from my office and I were planning our yearly climbing trip.

I managed to find a good video of the route up the Inaccesible Pinnacle in the Black Cullins on Skye.

I brought in my Macbook and hired a meeting room on the top floor one day after work so that we could talk about transport/accommodation and I could show them the proposed route and the video.

I fired up Miro (a video player for OS X) and it was nice and clear on the huge projector screen.

Problem is, the video library on Miro shows huge thumbnails of every video in your library.

It took me frantically scrolling down through about 5 pages of pron before I got to the video of the Cullins (which, incidentally, was the only non pron video other than Seasons on my laptop!).

Everyone was falling off their seat laughing.

My excuse is that I spend a lot of time away on business 😀

he he been there and everyone (4 people watching) didnt say a word 🙂

Was it any good? Or something of a more... Ahem.... 'specialist' nature?

You've just reminded me of a magazine I saw in Amsterdam. Suffice to say it was called Choc Shoc. There was a picture of a guy in tube socks on the bonnet of a Mk 2 Escort.......stop it......

Peterfile is such an unfortunate user name for a story like that.

Err...what is pron ??

Do you mean porn ?

😉

Gary_C - Member

Err...what is pron ??

Do you mean porn ?

No he means pron, are you new to the internet?

are you new to the internet?

That's "teh interwebz" surely?

This reminds me of a time we found a file marked 'private' on a mate's dad's computer...

It contained pictures of his privates... very disturbing. Very disturbing indeed.

Well at least he has an accurate filing system.

I have a similar story to peterfile, except it involves accidental "set to desktop" command instead of "save to disc", and not using the active desktop setting until on a customer site, and booting up the computer when connected to a projector, and the use of a 12' screen in a customer's boardroom.
I claimed it was a practical joke by my colleagues.
Luckily, they saw the funny side too.

Blimey, this reminds me of when I went to see a customer with a sales bloke in one of my first jobs. He opened the glovebox of his car and a porn mag fell out into my lap. "You can have a look at that" he said.
Yeah cheers. I was 19 and didn't need porn mags thankyouverymuch!
(This was when it was called porn and teh interwebz was not even invented.)

I think you'll find the forerunner of t'interweb was the hedge

Well at least he has an accurate filing system.

But we wouldn't have opened it if it said 'gardening' or something like that...

*searches yeti's computer for the "gardening" folder*

But we wouldn't have opened it if it said 'gardening' or something like that...

How do you know who's privates were on parade?

I think you'll find the forerunner of t'interweb was the hedge

Round our way, the local substation was a pron hotspot.

On the subject of pron mag's; as an apprentice in Trafford Park (back in the mid 80s), I used to go to a barber's shop on Third Ave.. Insted of the usual spread of Autocar, Classic Car, Coarse Fishing etc, there was a pile of Men Only, Club, Fiesta etc.! You had to get the timing of your last thumb through and getting called to the chair just right.

This one's my desktop wallpaper.

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16gb memory stick.....he had to make some space

Nice rack

How do you know who's privates were on parade?

All I know is they weren't mine.

Phil - I've marked it 'Mother'.

mmmm

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me and my missus went into boots to print out some pictures of our son for his nursery ID file

so we plugged my usb into the automated thingy in boots and it helpfully looks in every folder on your memory stick and displays them all on the screen for you to choose from

unfortunately the queue of people behind us were treated to lots of picture of my wife 'posing' for me before i was able to scroll through and find the ones of my son

i dont think ill be taking any naughty picture for a while

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This reminds me of a time we found a file marked 'private' on a mate's dad's computer...
It contained pictures of his privates... very disturbing. Very disturbing indeed.

seen them before, have you?

Once bought a mobile phone from someone on ebay, then thanked him for the video of him/his Mrs, (who I met on collection), on his feedback....... 8)

Once bought a mobile phone from someone on ebay, then thanked him for the video of him/his Mrs

[url= http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/child-porn-new-phone-says-Bristol-mother/story-13175303-detail/story.html ]http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/child-pron-new-phone-says-Bristol-mother[/url]

once bought a motorbike off a guy got home to discover i'd left the v5 back at his so went back to find his previusly demure mrs naked in the kitchen..

excellent thread. Glad I'm not the only one!

there was an tutorial on the web somewhere showing you how to do something or other on a PC, and the guy had a dodgy video minimised to the bottom of the screen (it said something like "Big Juggs") and then later on he went into the "temp internet files" folder (fool!) without clearing old cookies. . . .

They guy was clearly a maniac!

Got a somewhat panicked call from a client who was convinced someone had hacked into their network and was displaying grot on their large Plasma display in reception 😯

My initial guesswork proved right - display linked to PC in mailroom, grotty youth having a hand shandy over his USB filth didn;t realise the PC was connected to the Plasma display. I didn't shake his hand as he left the building.

Once bought a mobile phone from someone on ebay, then thanked him for the video of him/his Mrs

Could have been worse:

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/child-pron-new-phone-says-Bristol-mother

'Disgusted, Ms Dite and her husband went through all the images.'

Naturally. 😯