[Closed] Swinging and swingers................??

Go for it. Could be fun.

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Sorry

dd, sorry mate it is no troll.

I did it for a while a few years ago. It was great. We only did it with one couple. Lasted about 6 months. Don't know if I would do it again but at least it did add some spice.

And I got to nail the neighbour. Get in.!

Lasted about 6 months

Who are you? Sting?

Ton, sorry mate, I want to believe you, really I do, but I just can't!

neilsonwheels, and did the neighbour's bloke nail your missus? Was it same or separate room fun? C'mon man, details, details....!!!

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bad thing is mrs t wants to go...she say's she is curious.....

You let her go ...... and you stay at home ? ........... then everyone's happy 8)

Deadly ...... ton is [i]always[/i] a troll .......... but he's a lovable troll

pampas grass in the front garden, apparently

and no that is not a euphemism 😉

see if they have a profile on swingingheaven

Yup. He went with my missus at the time. Now the ex. Kind of good to watch. I am a little twisted. It's all good. I think you have to a certain mentality to cope with. Some people can cope with it and some can't. It certainly spiced things up for us. Get some ale in ya and you'll be fine.!

Although it has been discused with my present girlfriend I don't think I could let somebody else have a go this time. She means a lot more to me than the ex.

john_drummer
that is a very knowledgable bit of input 😯

Now the ex.

Says it all, don't it ......

"what's the worst that could happen?"

when i said the mrs was curious, i meant to see what kind of people would be there.
i dont think the guy and his wife are swingers, i may add.
and if someone tried it on with the wife i would deck him.....

when i said the mrs was curious, i meant to see what kind of people would be there.

Is that what she's telling you ?

People in South Leeds need to keep their trousers on!

Is that what she's telling you ?

I snoozed and I losed (just for rhyming effect obviously)

FFS!

It's a dinner party, why would you be bringing up some-one else's sex life? What they do in the privacy of their own lives is sod all to do with you or your missus fer christ's sake.

If you're that curious get down to a swingers club and do it yourself!

FFS! It's a dinner party, why would you be bringing up some-one else's sex life?

That's because ton is a troll and saying "me and the missus are thinking of going to a dinner party - what you think of that ?" would have made for a very boring thread.

BTW, I have previously said, you can judge how much ton is trolling by the amount of question marks puts in a thread's title. This one only warrants two, so take it as a fairly 'low level troll'.

just found a pack of 'french ticklers' in the bedside drawers......
might take them with me..... 8)

Take your spare car keys just in case...

just found a pack of 'french ticklers' in the bedside drawers......
might take them with me.

She probably won't need them ton ......... if the other guy is a swinger, then he's probably got a huge nob.

pmsl...........

He went with my missus at the time. Now the ex. Kind of good to watch

So how does Dawkins's selfish gene thing fit in with that?!

ernie_lynch - Member

She probably won't need them ton ......... if the other guy is a swinger, then he's probably got a huge nob.

ton
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If you're that curious get down to a swingers club and do it yourself!

Make sure it [u]is[/u] a swingers club before you start to 'do it yourself'.

just go - if they are and invite you to 'test the waters' and you don't feel comfortable do that, don't.

Don't see the big deal

Lasted about 6 months

Who are you? Sting?

Have a 😆

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Ankle bracelets on the women apparently....

The more active swingers might have one of these though.. 😀

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Any talk of caravans around the dinner table would be a giveaway.
I'm told there's a [b]strong[/b] link between caravanning and swinging.

My (now) wife was approached by a girl at work when we started going out who suggested we *all* get together. She turned her down. AND ONLY TOLD ME MONTHS LATER!!!!

she say's she is curious......

and, who can blame her, after all, your posts on here show you throw your leg over something new about once a fortnight 😉

ton, what's gonna happen when one of the coupled reveal that their bisexuality applies to them both? I hope you're ready to indulge in a bit of sausage worship. I've heard women are secretly turned on by that kind of thing 😯

DD, was just gonna order a sausage and tom butty for breakfast........
cornflakes suddenly seem more palatable now... 😉

samuri - Member

My (now) wife was approached by a girl at work when we started going out who suggested we *all* get together. She turned her down. AND ONLY TOLD ME MONTHS LATER!!!!

Feel for you buddy, I feel for you

I remember a girl at Uni asking me if I fancied a threesome. Dear god, I was so excited I almost started taking my pants off there and then. Of course I said yes and she beamed at me, turning away saying "great, I'll go tell Paul"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ....."!!!!! 😯 😯 😯

No, didn't happen. 🙁 I've a tiny willy, alright, I'm not getting it out in front of another chap 😉

It's ok ton, you can always treat yourself to a chocolate and cream éclair for elevenses 😉

I know a few couples who indulge(d). All of which are now divorced.

Its a recipe for disaster IMO. I cant really see how you could respect your wife while watching her get pumped by some other bloke.

Just my 2 cents.

lowey see you saturday you can comment then 😕

Actually free world and choice and all that but it is not for me but each to their own.
Ton if you go we want pictures [b]please make sure you are the one taking them [/b] 😉

lowey - Member
I know a few couples who indulge(d). All of which are now divorced.

Its a recipe for disaster IMO. I cant really see how you could respect your wife while watching her get pumped by some other bloke.

Just my 2 cents.

dave, nail on the head........

i might thump the bloke for inviting me, the pervy ba5tard..... 😉

What's with the Pampass Grass thing? Do I need to get rid of the patch from our front garden?

Can't imagine swinging at all with my missus - she means too much to me.

Having said that, if some of her MILF mates wanna come round and get jiggy with us..... 😉

I'm told there's a strong link between caravanning and swinging.

Margaret Beckett!

I think its the caravanning thats more likely to lead to these relationship breakups than the swinging. I reckon someone should offer quicky Vegas style drive-through devorces, where the unhappy couple try to negotiate the drive-through with a caravan whilst arguing over a map.

I'm told there's a strong link between caravanning and swinging.

my parents go carravanning 😯

Can't imagine swinging at all with my missus

I think you do it with someone elses.

It's ok ton, you can always treat yourself to a chocolate and cream éclair for elevenses

Or alternatively some nice warm Fudge!

I've a tiny willy, alright, I'm not getting it out in front of another chap

If I found myself in that sort of a situation with an over-friendly bloke I'd think the smaller he is the better.

That pampass grass thing originated in Milton Keynes. Apparently it was used to identify swingers' houses to other swingers. As if the caravans and Rovers in the driveway were not enough for that purpose...

Ah, the romance.

Like a pron version of [i]Abigail's Party[/i].

if you have a strong and honest relationship with your missus it will be fine

swing? isnt that this weeks dance on strictly ballroom or some such crap reality programe? 😉

Come again....

Gotta be said................. 😉

if you have a strong and honest relationship with your missus it will be fine

.........because you won't need to go to any "swinger's parties".

But it's best not to go out for dinner with anyone, ever, in case they ask to screw your wife and make you gay and you have to fight them.

This is a whole new spasm of pathetic social bull-faeces that it had just not occurred to me people were so stupid about. 🙂

pathetic social bull-shi'ite

I don't think the offensive anti-Muslim remarks are really called for mate 😐

............. get back to reading your Daily Mail BigDummy

[edited to remove supposedly racist swear-filter evasion techniques] 🙄

Hey, why worry? It's a nice sunni day!

Cat crapped in the bath again ernie? 🙂

No, but TJ doesn't appear to be on the forum. So I posted on his behalf........ I hope he doesn't mind 😕

Deary me 😯

LOL ! ............ I was only joking, and I can't believe BD [i]actually[/i] edited it ! 😀

I hate to be on the wrong end of you when you've got your teeth into something irrelevant. I don't like to take the risk... 🙂

😀 .......... I initially thought it was an oversight/typo on your part BD, and I thought "I can't let the opportunity of having a little dig at BD pass" !

You'd make a lovely couple - perhaps you should swing together!

Now, who's gonna be the man? Will it be Ernie Dummy or Big Lynch? 😉

"...bad thing is mrs t wants to go...she say's she is curious......"

be worried, VERY worried Ton mate 😉

you wopuld be better sticking to 'those' films 🙂

lowey - Member
I know a few couples who indulge(d). All of which are now divorced.

Its a recipe for disaster IMO. I cant really see how you could respect your wife while watching her get pumped by some other bloke.

Just my 2 cents.

dave, nail on the head........

i might thump the bloke for inviting me, the pervy ba5tard.....

me too. i cant stand of thinking of someone i care about with someone else.

cheating moose 👿 (still bitter... no, bitter doesnt cover it)

doesnt help that im one of those weirdos who goes 110% into relationships

i just feel i should nudge this off 69 posts

Thumping someone for inviting you to dinner could take some explaining though 😆
Quite a few girls like the idea of outdoor in public/ group thing (according to research!)but the reality who knows? - maybe go for it and suggest a barbeque dinner party, go in a mankini and limber up in front of the other guests?

Is tonight the night for Ton?

I wouldnt go ,or if things start to look like something might happen.
Leave.
Unless youre 100% committed to that kind of lifestyle, it could break up your marriage 😕

Whatever hapends just make sure you report back i have RSS this thread 🙂