Whilst out practicing on the trials bikes the other night my mate came up with...
Sweating like a native with a Pith helmet on the horizon. Not PC but made me laugh.
any others?
Gary Glitter in a playground
Fat bird in a cake shop
Messerschmitt pilot over Biggin Hill
whore in church
That josef bloke from austria on an episode of cribs.
Alistair Darling in No.11 Downing Street.
A Scouser in Currys
A teenagers mum in Bridgend.
A scotchman on payday.....
Vicky Pollard in Threshers?
Brazilian running for the tube.
(courtesy of someone on here a few weeks back)
A blind lesbian in a fish shop.
An undercover brother at a Klan rally.
a hobbit in Mordor
...Peter Sutcliffe on a night out in Leeds.
a badger in a sack?
Gary Glitter in an ice cream van
Peter Andre on Mastermind
A bastard!
Gary Glitters paperboy
A poof in a sausage factory
a rapist (which my mate hates!!)
a Bull mastif!
a nun in a cucumber field
John Lesley
A virgin on her wedding night
a black man in a mississippi courthouse
an Arab's sandal
a swamp donkey (c) Sid Waddell
...a glass blower's arse
Had a mate sweating when riding behiond-teach me to keep my distance...lol
I just love the heat but I think if you wear a good wicking jersey and decent vented helmet you'll be fine.
...a MP on voting day!
a fat lass, wearing a cardie, on an exercise bike, in a sauna, eating a chilli
A Para in a spelling test.
a paedo in a whacky warehouse
a paedo in a playground.
TJ in the helmet section
Captain Flashheart at Millbank house
Fritzl on Grand Designs
Tankslapper at a girlfriend/wife convention.
a carrot in a monastery.
a serial killer in a B&Q sale.
a pigs fanny on heat
a n****r on a rape charge
...r kelly at an under 16's disco
A pig on a spit
..Joe Jackson at the reading of the will
...Michael Jackson's physician at the inquest
...like a Turkish pornstar
the pig that knows its dinner
a belgian in a toyshop
a Fritzl in a basement.