I think the world would be a better place if everybody had a superhans as a friend!!!!!
Superhans in the man
Except the 'very bad thing' bit mind....
Yes the bad thing!!!! Hes just ****ing awsome allways makes me laugh and peepshow just genious!!!!
This crack is so moreish.....
Want the knack?? Get smack!!! I want a new series now!!!!
This crack is so moreish.....
My favourite quote of the series too!!
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I think there's a new series on the way.
Ahh thats just made my day!!!!!, these crunchy nut look expensive!!!!
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Which series is that from??
Christ - there is about 7 series - i can't remember that. Probably series 5 - before Mark & Sophie get married
You should drop acid at the funeral. Make it more intense. That's what I did at me old man's, it was ****ing mental. I was crying and laughing. Didn't know who was dead and who was alive.
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0026015/quotes
We are men with ven 😀
/bollocks! Already been done. Didn't read the text on the picture ^
😀
This is cheering up my Friday no-end
[i]I was crying and laughing. Didn't know who was dead and who was alive[/i] - Love it!!
Just watching season 3, mark proposes, "nobody dies in southern england" screaming drugs while chasing after a frisbee!!!!!!
Mummy....... 😆
Superhans is genius. I think Johnson needs a mention too...
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[i]just you, me, some chinese food and a couple of **** off spreadsheets[/i]
[i]Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most natural thing in the world![/i]
Jeremy Usborne: Right, the thing is, Hans, as I've said before, I really just think we should serve at least one lager, and nuts. You know, people like lager and nuts.
Super Hans: People like Coldplay and wanted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.
🙂 f*cking cool
"punch him with the glove? I cant even make a fist! 😀
"Come on Superhans, let's get you some drugs!"
Haven't seen any Peep Show for ages now, definitely time for a new series!
[i]She wanted bongo lessons. What can I say, the lady has a passion for percussion. [/i]
They are all on 4od , I love technology
Johnstone
We've recently been bought out by an American company and one of their head honchos is a white version of Johnston
Whilst leaving a meeting the other week were i'd been presenting some good figures, the aforementioned management guru raised his hand expecting a 'High Five'
I done it, but a little bit of me died inside - then i thought of Johnstone and laughed a lot inside 😀
Jon - you should start using Johnson quotes in meetings 😀
[i]In, fire thirty percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.[/i]
[i]Don't thank me, thank the Microsoft Office family - PowerPoint, Excel and Word, the Three Amigos.[/i]
[i]In business, Jeremy, you learn that every man has his price, and I judge yours to be... £530.[/i]
But then they'll consider to me be management guru numpty....
I'd prefer to spit out Jeremy quotes
[i]"I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf so she might be... "Oh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin." "Oh, yeah... pixie ears. But that sword." What if she was a hobbit slayer? I'd just use my enchanted amulet. "Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer. You will touch my magic cock"[/i]
Not sure how well this will go down in meetings at work though 🙂
Ive wound the plumbers up at work with the water lego one classic : )