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Have decided to take the jump and start my own business, just need a name for it and everything I come up with is either crap or corny.
Quite aptly for the happenings at STW over the weekend, the main core of the business will be security ground anchors/locks/chains for motor bikes, mountain bikes and a variety of other 'desirables' around the home.
Have come up with the likes of Secur-It etc but it just sounds so naff - am hoping that someone can come up with a name that gets across the message the service's we provide, but something that will get people to sit up and take notice.
Any suggestions??
gimp keepers...expand into the BDSM market as well
Securi-pole!
A la Keith lemon...
Lockdown Security Devices.... LSD... get plenty of attention
Chunky Monkey Chains
Getting a cool sounding unique name is hard as most of the simple ones are taken by somebody else. You don't really want someone out there doing a similar job with a similar URL. I'd go with 'XXX security' or 'XXX security products' where XXX is a something abstract like aardvanrk (although that particular one is already taken) or maybe a location.
EDIT: I really like chunky monkey chains, although there already is a company called chunky monkey that makes chains just to prove my first point 🙂
U-anchors
😀
U-anchors
beautiful
Lockdown.
But I imagine that's already used by a similar company?
Aardvark Anchors.
F-Off security products.
Go on, I dare you.
chunky munky's hunky locks?
Am liking the Lockdown Security, the Chunky Monkey varieties I suppose I just asked for!!
lock-on.com
You aren't the only one that likes it:Am liking the Lockdown Security
www.lockdown-securityservices.co.uk/
www.lockdownsecuritycanada.ca/
www.lockdownsecurity.net.au/
www.lockdownhomesecurity.com/
www.lockdownsecurity.net/
etc....
Lock-precious ...
Lock-you-go.
Lock-me-down.
No-steal.
Lock and Tackle.
Nukeproof 🙂
nobody using LSD ?
Rudebwoy - it's far and away the favourite at the moment! All the other Lockdown names are either foreign or some kind of security service's and not really in my product range.
www.u-anchors.co.uk or .com are available
Anchors for Plebs (inspired by Molgrips)
Silk and lace security string?
U-anchor is fantastic. Don't see how that can be bettered.
2Wheelock ...
I like lock and tackle!
How about
LockStock&Secured
Locked&Loaded Security (or loaded & locked!)
Heaven & earth security (ie you'd have to move heaven and earth...)
If you are selling ground anchors then how about - Merchant Anchor 😉
LockSuckers
LockInASock
GorillaLock
The strongest link
GorillaLock
Lock Monkey.
chunky monks- get it registered, you could always punt it on, oh and no intellectual rights 😉
sleeping policemen
LSD-- gets your attention, describes what you do, and is a bit 'knowing', came to me in a 'flash'-- still what do i know, i'm just an unemployed joiner with time on his hands
Elephant anchors
LOCK SECURE.
LIKEALOCK,
KLINGONLOCKS,
SINGLETRACK LOCKS,
LOCK KEEPERS,
LOCKIT,
got any jobs going.
GridLock.
Keymasters and Gatekeepers.
Chained Melody.
ChimpSec.
Steel Over Steal.
Scallyproof.
Scrote-B-Gon.
4Q Anchors.
LockNess
ImoveableObjects
Lock-n-secure
Lock-2-secure
Secure-n-lock
Lock-2-secure
I win!
Anchor Down Safety.
Grounded Locks/Chains/Security
Immovable ''
Resistant ''
Solid ''
Ever-last ''
Basically stuff that makes it sounds well 'ard
Well 'ard Locks...
just market it like this!
gollum security. Looks after precious whilst you aren't watching.
Security Essentials
Scrote-B-Gon
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Buster Gonad's Great Big Heavy Bull Locks
Big * Off Chains For Bikes And Suchlike That Are Harder To Cut Than 9/10 Of The Other * Out There, Because Let's Not * Around Most Expensive Chains Are *
Or BFOCFBASTAHTCTNOOTOTOSOTBLNFAMECAS for short.
Or Locks That Work
You need to play on your potential customers emotive feelings
"Love It Lock It"
All domains are available
Social Security
Lock & Shackle
Chain Gang
bikeanchor
cycleprotector
cycleguardian
immovable object
cyclesecurity
bikesentry
CAPITAL LOCK
Just say U-anchor out loads several times out loud... Oops.
Total Anchors
"Love It Lock It"
Likes a lot
Sleep safe security.
Bombers.
Strapon security
Anchored Security.
Scrote Safe.
Chunky Lookin Chain
Massive Anchors.
to be slightly serious and a bit down about it..
I had my bikes that were attached to big chains and ground anchors stripped of parts. Forks, wheels, seatpost and brakes etc. left the frames that were securely attached to the floor..
I'll be looking for something more than a ground anchor to secure the bikes to in future..
I do however have a bit of an idea for something..
Jor-El Secure.
Complete Anchors.
True anchors.
You Anchor
antaeus
stopyourshitgettinknicked.com
Anchor Man
Battleship Chains! (you'd need to sell a product called Two Ton Anchor)
Dench Locks - stay Dench or get Frimponged!
Not read any suggestions yet but be sure to check that the name you decide on is available as a URL - you don't want to end up with a crap URL that no-one can remember.
NobLock
LockStill
LockSteel
LockSteal (maybe not!)
Groundout
Double post!
iLock
'Somat-or-other' Solutions man. Everyone need solutions. Washroom solutions (bogroll), transit solutions (buses), etc etc. Definitely solutions.
Deep bore locks.
Lockadile Dundee (you might want to move to Scotland)
Lock n Roll or Lock & Roll (If you use this I want 5%)
Lockadocadoo
and my favourite "Dead Good Locks"
Gold-E-Locks.And your USP could be that they're all painted blue.
iLock
iPadLock, surely.