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what pies with as little as possible of that weird jelly stuff that makes me imagine dog food?
Specifically Pork pies Phil?
The jelly is the best bit!
Got to agree with the captain
Anyway... you shouldn't be asking us. This is a gilt-edged opportunity to check out every local butcher and baker within a 15 mile radius.
Your time starts..... [b]NOW!!!![/b]
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I just googled 'fist pie' after one of ton's favourite sayings.
I rather wish I hadn't now.
at my classic bike club we hold a little pie club once a month.. we ve had sweet and savoury.. mostly cold but i once turned up and offered hot pie and peas/ mint sauce in the middle of a wood one fine sunday a.m.
the jelly is an essential in your pork pie.. preferably runny
PTFU, Phil.
Do they do savoury pies in the US?
yodagoat - Member
http://www.piesbypost.co.uk/
Excellent pies, was there quite recently.
The website is obviously a bit naff and doesn't do justice the wondrous creations on offer
its the jelly bit that's put me off pies for most of my life, recently i've discovered, and dont hurt me for admitting this, the tescos mini pork pies are very low jelly and quite tasty for a cheap pork pie... was wondering if there's any that are zero jelly? why is it even in there?
Make your own!
Chippy pies!
Think of the jelly like you would a substrate that underpins all matter in the universe. You might like it more that way. 🙂
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nope, its the same stuff i used to fork out the dog food cans when we decided the dogs deserved a treat and got tinned food instead of gravel.
you jelly eaters.... you're the kinda sick individuals who eat the wet fat on undercooked bacon or the fatty bits from the meat in a roast meal aren't you?! you disgust me.
[url= http://www.wrightsfoodgroup.com/ ]Meat and Potato Wrights pie! Omm Nom Nom[/url]
[b]Oh!!! My!!! God!!![/b] He's mentioned a major supermarket pork pie as a benchmark.
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Wtf? Why would you want a pie without jelly?
Jelly is what makes such pies full of awesome.
Cheap tesco pork pies are made form bacon.. Bite into any pork pie and the filling is pink then its made from bacon..
grey filling = Proper Pork PIE!
That said I used to make and sell my own when I was butchering, customers used to queue out of the door for them when they were hot! Dont think i often had many left to sell cold.
The hole in the top of a decent pork pie is there to pour the jelly into once baked, to fill the gap left by the shrinkage of the meat when cooked...... mmmmmmmmm pies!!!!!!
but the gap is good for ensuring the pastrythingy the meats wrapped in goes nice and crispy surely?
bacon's not a bad thing
NOMNOMNOM
You boys do know it's dog food right? 😆
Crispy on the outside, chewy in the middle..
Armadillo anyone? 😀
emsz understands me!
I suggest you both go and sit in the corner and have a think about what it is you've said. And if this behavior continues...
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You boys do know it's dog food right?
What's wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!
Stuff the diet...im off home for a Pork Pie lunch with some hot Piccalilly!
oh and whilst i'm being honest, i have to cross the road to avoid walking past those 'greggs' shops, the smell always has, and continues to, make me physically gag. BLEUGH!
What's wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!
still got half a big old tub of it at mine dude so no need to bring any with you tomorrow night!
Or you'll spank me! 8)
Dog food dog food dog food...
Phillip. I'm very disappointed!
Emsz....
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i cant help it binbin! i washed my porkpie down with carrots and sweet chilli whomoose because i felt so dirty.
didn't grow up with pies 🙁
anyone using pork as the bench mark for a pie needs their mouths washing out
steak pies fae flemmings the butcher are where its at.
even their scotch pies are streets ahead of pork pies.
Then theres the pie butty - take said steak pie , heat it in microwave if its not already warm.
stick the pie into a fresh floury bap
squirt on a dollop of tommy K and eat .... LOVELY
?didn't grow up with pies
I'd have got Social Services involved. Its tantamount to child abuse
Or you'll spank me!Dog food dog food dog food...
You're a very naughty girl. Go straight to my room.
my parents used to joke, i say joke... but it always came across as more than that, that they'd call social services from a phonebox to report themselves so that we would be taken away for the summer holidays.
also, i never had a games console and we never had crisps in the house.
Never had crisps in the house? That's just cruelty! We're here for you Phil
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www.pieminister.co.uk is what keeps Bristol going....
Not that impressed with Pieminister pie's. Favourite at the moment is M&S shortcrust steak pie.
Definitely no jelly.... fish?
Jellied Eel Pie Phil?
That's no pie. Where's the pastry?
That's no pie. Where's the pastry?
Are we allowed to make an exception for Shepherd's Pie (and the non-lamb Cottage Pie variety)?
And the lack of [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/fao-ton-and-binners-the-full-english-breakfast-pie ]link to this classic thread[/url] is a big fail.
All Hail the pie-meister DrP
so what we're saying, is that i'm foolish for searching for a porkpie that doesn't contain the dogfoodjelly?
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Yes
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No, its even easier than this.
Second rule of pie club is. Don't think while you're eating.
Yes, and you are a fool for thinking that such a thing would be a good idea in the first place. 🙂
pffft, i'm giving up pies then.
God save us from piedamentalists.
'Pastry maketh not the pie', as Jesus once said:
'Look at the sausage roll - it containeth both meat and pastry, yet it is not a pie.'
Book of Savouries, 22-23.
Dp, sos.
A bought pie is like a bought sausage: it's best not to look too closely. MTFU and eat the jelly.
Please forgive me.
I'm northerner who has left the promised land of pies and pudding to the home of the black pint.
There are only so many steak and kidney puddings, pork pies and spotted dicks I get bring home fresh with me when the pull of the the north grwos so great. So from time to time I stray from the path of rightousness and get a pie from tesco's. They are universally poor - but as the OP has set the criteria - the deli ones have zero jelly in.
Pork scratchings don't exist over here either ;(
pffft, i'm giving up pies then.
Philly, it may be for the best. Much as we all love you, you're clearly not best qualified. I blame your deprived childhood. You could end up getting yourself into all kinds of trouble
[i]also, i never had a games console and we never had crisps in the house. [/i]
Well if we're being honest, I've not seen Star Wars!
Well if we're being honest, I've not seen Star Wars!
WTF, just make sure you watch them in order by the production date so you can be as disappointed as the rest of us
Just when you think the Ewoks beating a Galactic Empire is the stupidest thing you've ever seen, you meet Jar Jar
Hmmm, Star Wars pie............
Could be a project for t'weekend.
Oh look! It's steak 'n ale pie and chops time! 😀 x
Trail rat + 1. Pork pies are dull, and the jelly is disgusting. Most English food like that is, come to think of it - faggots wtf?. English black pudding, when compared to Stornaway, tastes like it should be applied to a wound, not eaten.
Are you seriously promoting scottish food as a culinary delight?
Nope, I never said that.
West coast sea food can be pretty damned good
It is indeed the finest food in the world! You can enjoy the simple satisfying joy of it every day of you life, until your massive coronary at 27 😉
That's right binners, it's soooo much healthier to live in the nw of England, int it?!
Trail rat + 1. Pork pies are dull, and the jelly is disgusting. Most English food like that is, come to think of it - faggots wtf?. English black pudding, when compared to Stornaway, tastes like it should be applied to a wound, not eaten.
It's just too easy to criticise, isn't it?
We sometimes see 28 from time to time 😉
Mrs keeps mithering me for a creampie ......?
Pork pie with no jelly = sausage roll!
Dogs, like humans, are carnivorous.
Fray Bentos FTW!
Theres a farmers market that comes to lytham once a month and theres a stall which is witchcraft!!! Real pork pie with small chunk pickle all the way round and on the top with jelly!!! And a pork pie with mature cheddar and big chunk pickle and some chilli flakes ontop, i allways buy a few n munch em, failing that hollands meat n tatty for a quick fix, i have tried a blackpudding and pork pie batterd from "up the rd" was a heart attack in shortcrust and batter!!!!! Mmmmmmm