Dude badgars r wikid tuff mofos if u valu ur ballsak leve them be they are totaly awsum hard dudes
Courtesy of our good friend Mark Datz
How Much!
Size?
Troll!
i want "own him with bombers "
and "wee in his shoes"
and the word "picolax"
It's a bit like watching that video of the rolling rally car the other day, but in slow motion, and the car is full of ostriches, and every time it rolls another ostrich comes flying out, and as each ostrich hits the ground it starts whooshing like a catherine wheel, and all the orange penguins who are watching the crash come running out with brooms and try and put the ostriches out by hitting them with their brooms, but the brooms just catch fire and the penguins panic and stat rolling around on the ground surrounded by exploding ostriches as the car rolls on and on spewing out ever more ostriches.
BD
On a side note we could buy www.markdatz.com you know...provide an archive of the best ones!
Straight in at number one...
[b]If one touched me i'd go full on batshit loco[/b]
I second "Own him with bombers"....
"what tyres for........"
how about
'i'm not a racist but....'
and then on the back
'....own him with bombers'
"Own him with bombers".
unfortunate connotations in the world that doesn't understand suspension fork nomenclature.
Michael, what thread was that, was it the neil/fruit one?
I'm litteraly crying into my keyboard!
worth reading from beginning to end
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/anyone-know-iwh-aka-lee-anderson
wwaswas - that's why my idea works on several levels
MTFU
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Will it take off...
found it through google.........
any of the admins want to shed any light on what
sandbox.singletrackworld.com is?
Who?
how much is it worth?
If one touched me i'd go full on batshit loco ????????????????????
Dude badgars r wikid tuff mofos if u valu ur ballsak leve them be they are totaly awsum hard dudesCourtesy of our good friend Mark Datz
ace - i'd buy it - as long as it actually had a badger on the T
<<sandbox.singletrackworld.com is? >>
erm probably a sandbox (i.e. test zone) for singletrack?
Will it take off...
erm no 😆 good image for a t though ha perhaps in BA colours
<<sandbox.singletrackworld.com is? >>
erm probably a sandbox (i.e. test zone) for singletrack?
exactly right.
Duks dude they can fly2 the noth poll useing magnits in there heds but cum bak in sumar and they tast wikid awsum if u lik casarol
Guess who?
'You peabrains'
sanctimonius pricks
Anything from kaesae
IMHO Nice and simple... 😀
1/10
front
FS specialized stumpjumper comp 17 inch hardtail as new condition
Back
fox f 90 rl fork, mavic 317 rims, shimano xt hydraulic disc brakes, xt 27 speed gears, can email photos on request, will also post bike if required, location warrington cheshire, £750 no offers! email mheaton39@googlemail.com or phone michael on 07957375807
Audi
&IT consultant
&Niche bike
&Trail centre
&Keyboard warrior
That should just about do it. 😆
how do I post pictures?
front:
[i]do you...[/i]
back:
[i]singletrack?[/i]
...simples
JUST PUSHING BACK.............. 8)
MTFU
MTFU... on front
...COCK! on the back
just piss in his Bombers
I've got your name biro'd on my penis
'Agent Picolax'
Cant remember the exact phrase but it involved kicking in back doors, grenades and stuff.
Own with bombers+20
Mac or PC?
petesgaff
MTFU
Been selling it for a while
http://www.spokeshirts.co.uk/product.php?productid=16334&cat=251&page=1
If you do a poll and get a unanimous winner I'll print it up.
+1
Personally I like the plane/conveyor one or sanctimonious pricks 🙂
"Do you Singletrack" was a laugh on that odd incognito chat site!
How about - "TJ is omniscient"
Lester, He got the Dollar
on the back 'SFB stop looking at my arse'
on the front 'if you have a problem, and no one else can help, then you'd better post on the forum'
How about - "TJ is omniscient"
or omnipotent
"Don't go - We want to lynch you!"
Copywrite Big Dummy a year or two back - I can't remember the context, but it still makes i laff 😆
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"Don't go - We want to lynch you!"
...is excellent! 😆
it is funny I agree, but I've a feeling the t shirt police might have certain objections and they'd never understand the real context in which it was said (which I can't remember)
edit: probably not one to sport at the Footy world cup
"Don't go - We want to lynch you!"...is excellent!
Perhaps not one to wear to the office, eh Kato? 😉
Aye Flash, the customers would love it 😉
Tribalchief:
You made me well up, you arse... 😥
I'd like a banksy-style graphic of a man in cycling gear raising a set of bombers above his head as if imminently planning to own someone. A little like this guy:
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Only more bombery.
Bring back Rudeboy
Goan = God
what do YOU think of Superstar pads?
That bloody phrase keeps knocking around in my skull, at very inappropriate times.....OWN HIM WITH BOMBERS ......love it.
Octopus Love
1. I don't know anyone called Hora.....
2. I've had Chipps
3. Relationship advice needed
4. I blame Fatcher!
5. Teenager struggling to get out
6. Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls (I have this one)
FS - Shed clearout
Show us yer Ti H-tails
Bottom Brackets...???
Kylie Friday
knocked this one off about 2yrs ago- if you want to claim the royalties then the bad news is sold FA but was an excellent turn of phrase
[url] http://www.antigee.co.uk/Tee-antipussy-wanter-love-dirt-love-singletrack_A7Q7B.aspx [/url]
darkside question... 😈
How about:
A&A
for the not so modest forum members...
Have you all forgotten the absolute inappropriate mentions of the Big Bike Bash?
What about BBB on a t-shirt? Still a few left in small and medium...
I'm all for "Show us your 69ers"
How about "This T-shirt is useless without pictures"?
"Recommend a T-shirt", perhaps?
"ur bike is saricin and ur xc jey boy."
well I saw it 1st time 2nd hand on here, anyone got a link to the original?
tis a classic.
its not a mind trick
UR BIK IZ SARACING has been about years. Dunno if it was even from STW
Own him with Bombers ++
Uber niche..
Badger
"KRAKATOA’S BIG DRUNK ANGRY BROTHER"
Copyright; BluTone
(perhaps appended by; "CARRYING A PAIR OF BOMBERS")
FatSimon's dating service; it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
Eat my dust 🙂
Nazi cockmonkey!
"jog on ****"
"No, I'm not Hora"
to answer;
ur bik iz saracin
and
u r xc jeyboy
both started on mbuk I think.
I think my T-shirt woudl be ;
"U R XC JEYBOY"
