[Closed] STW first date advice sought..

Make sure you turn up to the right pub.

Pictures or it's a troll?

Oh and turn up and have fun. Nothing too serious.

This isn't going to go well for you OP.

I'm getting some popcorn.

Try not to think she's young enough to be your daughter 😈

Try to remember the things that made it easy for you to get on well when you met. Try not to be Mr Perfect to over impress her. If she liked you when she met you, just be that same person..
Edit: don't do what my sister-in-law did on her 1st date. Asking the fella she was going out with if he 'liked going up the wrong-un?'

Debrief by 08:00 Monday cw photographic notes.

Joolsburger, seen earlier.
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OP, make sure you wear clean pants. If you choose to wear any at all that is.

I suggest you just be yourself don't try putting on an act for her benefit. Wear clean pants as has been said and have a trim down there as I understand the younger people don't appreciate the 70's pornstar look should you get lucky.

DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY EX's but if you do fall into that trap at least be kind about them. Should you find yourself in a venue with music avoid the phrase "music these days is just boom boom boom, there's no melody".

Write down your blood type and any allergies as you may have a heart attack on the job and the emergency services need that sort of information.

If you're looking for your dating advice in here, I'd say all hope is lost already.

Me 40, her mid twenties.

Always* works a charm.

*I have never tried this except in my dreams and even there it's a mixed bag.

If you're looking for your dating advice in here, I'd say all hope is lost already.

I'd guess not. The crux is this,

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

If I'd done that, I'd be posting it on an Internet forum too. And probably taking out a Notifications advert in the local paper.

Get her blitzed on Sambuca and then drop in to conversation that you have an industrial sized vat of lube and a sex swing in your basement/dungeon

seriously this works...

Don't mention your parcels from Northwind...

date time and venue please if not pictures are essential..

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

Make sure you go to a venue with a trained first-aider.

Also, make sure to mention you get parcels from Northwind.

Northwind earlier, in Rotterdam.

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g188632-i20190028-Rotterdam_South_Holland_Province.html

Northwind earlier, in Rotterdam.

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Not pictured: Northwind on top of a ladder, preparing to jump.

Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

Depends on the trousers, surely?
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Good grief CFH. My mental picture of you was so far off the mark.... Maybe you should go in the op's place.

.Make sure you don't have smelly breath and/or pits.
.have a shave
.wear a shirt or something smartish
.don't lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
.stay off religiion, politics, exs.
.When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
.Don't go to the cinema

Stuff a sock down the front of your trousers.

the front? ahhhhh thats where I've been going wrong

.wear a shirt or something smartish

Ah! Not topless then.

.stay off religiion, politics, exs.

He's meeting STW?

When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 furt

Nod with the phrase "Hmmm! Yes indeed!"?

Rohipnol? 😉

".[i]Make sure you don't have smelly breath and/or pits.
.have a shave
.wear a shirt or something smartish
.don't lie about anything (job, salary, car, house etc)
.stay off religiion, politics, exs.
.When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key) and then ask at least 2 further questions about the issue and her take on it before telling her your experience of the topic.
.Don't go to the cinema"[/i]

He's going for a date not a job interview.

Make sure to enter the joint with a confident strut...

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Look her in the eye and smile genuinely. Don't reapply your aftershave during the evening as you will overwhelm her.

Don't look at other girls boobs.

Don't look at hers either.

.Don't go to the cinema

Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see - most of - Cocktails.

Turn your mobile off..

Hmm not so sure. Many moons ago I got a shag at college after taking a girl to see - most of - Cocktails.

I hope you didn't look at her boobs.

I met a young lady last Saturday. She is very attractive and younger than me. Me 40, her mid twenties.

I hardly ever remember things that I dream, what's your secret?

Drac It was dark I had to feel my way around...

Lol that's brought back memories of that night. I wasn't even there to see her, I took another girl who was sitting on my left. This one - just a random girl sitting to my right - was pretty fit. I sparked it off during the "thong" moment of the film by leaning over to her and whispering "I think you'd look great in that" to her. Cue fits of giggles, walk on the beach, then the fireworks. Oh to be 17 again...

For the first time in my life I feel guilty about the girl I actually took. I found out two years later after meeting her at a club she was now gay so maybe it was for the best.

When she's talking... listen to what she's saying (this is key)

A friend of mine, despite being a scruffy, tactless, lanky, lolloping farm boy has a real knack of charming women, even if he doesn't intend to - someone said of him that when you're talking to him its as if you're the only person in the room.

Its because he's deaf in one ear so in social situations, where theres background noise, he has to really concentrate to follow a conversation. So, err, stick a peanut in your ear or something.

Ah but when you hit 40 it starts to get harder to pick out a conversation from background noise anyway. Maybe that's how he got the date 😉

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A friend of mine, despite being a scruffy, tactless, lanky, lolloping farm boy has a real knack of charming women

Helps that his local nickname is "horsecock".

8)

In the good old days this thread would have been awash with gags about rohipnol darts and the smashing of back doors and closed after about 20 threads but there's almost sage advice here ...

I could add a comment about smashing in back doors but I'd need a reference pic first.

OP reminds of this Fast Show sketch - note NSFW

She's young enough to not even remember 26" wheeled bikes......... 😉

I could add a comment about smashing in back doors but I'd need a reference pic first.

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Thanks CFH. Yep, I'd smash that.

I do hope the OP will be referring to this thread throughout his date. Maybe live updates/questions?

My first and only on the subject - cant she find someone more her age group? Im 40 BTW and I wouldnt if I was looking for something more than sex.

Does age really matter within reason? After a while; a chap wishing to be free of the burden of child-ownership must take younger partners in order to avoid 'the ticking clock'.

Is that what you think he should ask her, hora ? 🙂

Is she less than half your age +7?

Jeez, just be yourself

Jeez, just be yourself

Be George Clooney.

Jeez, just be yourself

Christ! If I listened to that sort of advice I would be single.

....oh wait 😥

hhmm ... 😕

Question to all.

How do you know if you are in a date in the first place?

How do you know if she likes you or there is a chance to progress?

What's the Mum like?

bearnecessities - Member

What's the Mum like?

Never seen the mum ... 😆

Probably went to school with her

Am I allowed to say... Just go have fun!! She's just over 20 ffs, I'd be wanting a right laugh at her age! Have no expectations and the night will roll on beautifully. You've got nothing to prove, she likes you already - proven by 'a date!' Enjoy it for what it is and let whatever happens happen....

Ps; I also want photos... 😉

[i]How do you know if you are in a date in the first place?

How do you know if she likes you or there is a chance to progress?
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1. you decide this beforehand

2. you just know

DezB - Member

How do you know if you are in a date in the first place?

How do you know if she likes you or there is a chance to progress?

1. you decide this beforehand

2. you just know

Hhmmm ...

1. I might think it is a date but she might consider a friendly chat? No?

2. Problem is I don't have a clue at all so far ... 😕

arrgghhh ... 😐

Hhmmm ...
1. I might think it is a date but she might consider a friendly chat? No?
2. Problem is I don't have a clue at all so far ...
arrgghhh ...
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Just listen to what's 'inside'. Does your gut not tell you??

solarpowered - Member

Just listen to what's 'inside'. Does your gut not tell you??

A difficult one as I think my gut says 50:50 so far.

I was just being myself when we met and not the zombie maggot I was on STW.

How do you proceed from here? Ask her for another date or meeting up?

😮

How did you get on?

santacruzsi - Member

How did you get on?

Me? Well I guess but I did not crack any jokes. I think I can describe the meeting as pleasant. She did not pull long face put it this way.

😛

just listen to her, encourage her to talk about herself
dont expect wild monkey sex straight away
find out what her 'thing' is eg what she really likes and toward the end of the night mention how shes very good at it

eg I see you have great taste in shoes or training for all those triathlons you must have so much commitment, the idea is to leave her with the impression you 'get' her, sounds corny but its worked for me

Kimbers 20 somethings bang like crazy straight away WITH the lights on.

Just listen to what's 'inside'.

Not sure that's appropriate for a first date...

Hora your opinion totally contradicts your earlier advice.

Thanks Kimber that's good advice. I shall try that when I meet her again ... hopefully.

I am not expecting wild monkey sex and I am not in any hurry. 🙂

hora - Member
Kimbers 20 somethings bang like crazy straight away WITH the lights on.

yeah but if you make them wait till the 2nd date theyll be up for a 24hr drug fuelled banobo shag marathon thatll take in every room in her house and leave her flatmates wondering why the mirror in the hallway is broken and the arms fallen off the sofa

OP reporting for duty. Some amusing responses which is what I was after more than genuine advice. Clean undercrackers, have a wash- come on guys?!

On the way now. Looking forward to it a lot. However, seeing as we met last Saturday and she left on Monday morning as I was being picked up to hit Welsh super-trails any traditional first date nerves don't really apply 😉

I actually did possibly my best UK mtb ride ever on Monday too.

Inset riding 26er jokes here..

Gotta love a young enthusiastic lover, I was 38, she was 22. Great times but we both knew it was just going to be sex, make the most of it

On the way now. Looking forward to it a lot. However, seeing as we met last Saturday and she left on Monday morning as I was being picked up to hit Welsh super-trails any traditional first date nerves don't really apply

Lordy lord! You ARE in for a good un! Have fun 😉

Well, that was alright. Eight days after meeting I now have a hot new girlfriend (her words)

Moral of the story is be open, honest, friendly and buy a magic shirt the day before (seriously) - I met a 32 year old Sussanah Read lookalike on Friday, then bumped into her again on Saturday night. She invited me to a bar after the beer festival which I was legging it towards when I started chatting to my new lady friend. So if it all goes wrong my desirability rating to 'Sussanah' has gone through the roof by virtue of being seen with the young hottie! *

* if any of this makes me sound like some prolific playa that couldn't be further from the truth!

Her name's not Nicole is it?

and

zbonty - Member

Well, that was alright. Eight days after meeting I now have a hot new girlfriend (her words)

That soon! 😯 You did not say "look into my eyes, look into my eyes ..."

How and what did you do conversation wise? I must try that as I have a 2nd date coming with the same girl.

🙂

I must try that as I have a 2nd date coming with the same girl.

With the OP's 'hot new girlfriend'? Bit cheeky.

Just be yourself and don't talk too much about yrself. Sounds glib, but anything else sets the universe off on a tilt, trust me. Texting is a minefield, don't text except for emoticons, even then lay off it some more. Jeezus.

Pornstache is always a good idea. They love pornstache. Go easy on bar snacks, unless it's scampi fries, don't offer them around, eat them without looking at the bag as you gaze into her/his captivating eyes.

If you buy pork scrathings make sureyou use a plate and knife and fork.

I must try that as I have a 2nd date coming with the same girl.

that's not on, mate....

oh, and we're still waiting for pics, OP...