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iDaves "44 and just popped my cherry" thread has inspired me to daydream a little about stuff i've never done but seemingly everyone else in the world has:
for me the most recent things that come to mind are:
i've never even touched a harry potter book
i've never driven a "fast" car
i've never been south of the equator
i've never watched the star wars films all the way through without loosing interest
i'm sure the list will grow as people suggest different things... but the questions now out there: what haven't you done?
Bummed a bloke.
Never will either... 😛
Never had a fight.
ridden a road bike, never will either!
How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
remember the first and second rule 16 stone pig.... shhhhhh
I've never taken another human's life. I think it is time
Where's Hora?
How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
Never had a one to one punch up. Wierd eh? Been in a few mass scuffles but i've never stood there and had it out with somebody toe to toe.
I did once hit somebody over the head with a bag of spuds when I was 10 but it was hardly a fight because he just ran off crying.
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Never been to a music festival
Never been to a concert for a major band
Never seen live comedy
Pretty sheltered really
Never defecated on a glass coffee table for someone else sexual gratification.
Never been to Africa, Australasia, South America or Antarctica.
Never seen the midnight sun (although close) or the midday darkness
Never ridden a stage race
Never ridden a road race for that matter
Never cleared (or attempted) a double
Never done an uplift day
Never been in a proper jungle
Never been to a music festival
Never stripped and rebuilt an engine
Never ragged a proper fast car
Never climbed a mountain higher than 4,000m
Never run a marathon
Never sailed the atlantic
Those are things I would like to do but haven't yet 🙂 Plenty more on the list.
U31 - MemberBummed a bloke.
Never will either...
never bummed anyone/thing!
Also never:
-set foot in a submarine (being a navy town most people here have somehow or other)
-sailed a boat
-kicked anyone in the knackers
-had a tattoo
I suppose that makes me sound a bit of a wuss really.
Being in [s]paramilitaries[/s] errr, cadets as a teenager and a nurse in adulthood puts a few peculiar or interesting 'haves' in the list though i suppose.
Bloody hell Harry, and your from Bolton too?
Lucky lucky man!
When i was nipper, there was always some Ahole wanting to fight you just for going to the shop for your dad!
Never done "the shed drop" in Les Gets. Off to Morzine on Saturday...
(I'll most probably chicken out this time, too!)
Rachel
Never defecated on a glass coffee table for someone else sexual gratification.
Hmmmm texts wife to test the water...
>i've never been south of the equator
Euphemism ?
never seen a killer whale stalk and eat a seal in real life.
never broken more than one finger of an ex-mate, regardless of what he says
never robbed a bank
never intentionally discharged a firearm in the genral direction of another person
never really apologised for doing so unintentionally
never really been forgiven either now that i think about it
never had real life carnal relations with the gorgeous barmaid in my local boozer, but have had.. no on second thoughts, let's not go there
never seen 12 monkeys sober
never had more than one bicycle
haha would make a good euphemism!
jsut never been abroad anywhere lower than greece, would love to.
never fired a gun, dont really want to
never seen a great white shark.... really want to
never seen the nothern lights... really want to
Bloody hell Harry, and your from Bolton too?
BOLTON! ****ING BOLTON! I'm from Bury!
That's fighting talk where I'm from.
Oh, I've also never drank a whole alcoholic drink. And consequently never been pissed.
Never been dogging
guilty of that too 😳
Not dickiebird boy eh, Harry? :lol
There's bits of bury almost as bad, as ive demonstrated! 😀
never seen the nothern lights... really want to
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Gawd no. Nice middle class boy from Unsworth.Not dickiebird boy eh, Harry? :lol
Never been dogging
pedantic query. I don't think i have, but let's just say you're out in the woods and overcome with lust and are getting things on when you realise you have a bit of an audience, but you don't think she's noticed so you just think, wtf? and put on a show. does that count? And should you expect a round of applause when you're done?
Yup and yup....
Kinnel, bet tandemjerry really has it in for me now, for that spot of wanton disregard for the laws of the land!
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From the other thread - never flown business class 🙁
Of the things I want to do
Climbed a 20 000 ft mountain.
Got into the top half of a solo 24 hr results
Rebuild a ruined building into a house
Apart from that I have achieved pretty much everything I ever wanted to - lucky me
Got into the top half of a solo 24 hr results
I've done that. You just need more maltodextrin energy drink 😉
Stuff I've never done but would like to:
I've never entered a bicycle race.
I've never been 'on tour' with a band I actually play in.
I've never been 'cycle touring' or whatever you want to call it.
I've never been to the Tour de France.
Strangely I've never seen the northern lights either although I've been to Iceland twice. Have seen the midnight sun/midday dark technically although it rains so much in Iceland it's just light or dark with cloud. 😉
Been sick in a taxi
Punched someone or been punched by someone in the face
Been stung by a bee
killed a spider
Punched someone or been punched by someone in the face
This is turning up some great memories. As schoolkid, there was a rough pub that we could get served in. One night, a bunch of us were in looking like adults, and we heard some noises coming from the back room, a little sort of function room with a square of laminate flooring to dance on. We went to see, because it sounded a bit like a fight. In fact, it was the Thursday Night Punch In the Pus Contest (god knows if it happened any other night). The rules - very simple. Two men face up to each other on the "dancefloor" and someone tosses coin. Winner goes first, and strikes (a Punch) the other in the facial area (The Pus). Assuming the Punchee doesn't fall down, the Punchee becomes the Puncher, and gets to punch back. And so on, till one of them does fall down. Winner is last man standing.
I have never taken part in a Punch In The Pus Contest
I have however seen one of my schoolmates get punched in the pus so hard he took off
I've never committed genocide.
Which is handy.
never ridden a dh bike.........who needs one....... 😉
Oh I never 'got round' to doing my national service either.
never seen the nothern lights
You've never been to Blackpool??
Come to think of it, neither have I.
I've never committed genocide.Which is handy.
really? or just never been caught?
I have never......
pulled out at the last moment and redecorated a fair lady's upholstery.
(been tempted a few times, but she'd probably punch me in the pus, wilfully discharge a firearm in my direction and then kick me in the knackers)
I've just realised that I clearly have entered and ridden a bicycle race!
Edit that to "I have never ridden a road race" 🙂
allthegear. Unfortunately you'll have to put that in never will category. As the shed drop and the rest of that bike park are no longer open. I wanted to do that as well, as it was closed i settled for the Chattel road gap. Unfortunately i came up a few inches short and broke my arm pretty badly!
Your mum.
Oh wait... Yes I have!
😉