Amazing.

As for thread title hows about lightning trimmed my bush

"Gods anger at gay marriage bill revealed!"

I saw this happen to a big old oak tree when I was aged 8 at boarding school, the tree was about 100 yards from the school so when the lightning struck the thunderclap was simultaneous and everybody pooped themselves. Next morning we all went out for a look; the lightning had boiled the sap and blown the bark cleanly off, it was scattered for about 100 feet around the tree in small pieces.

"Immigrant tree catches cancer"

I thought this was going to be a post from the guy that I saw getting clingwrapped to a lampost on Friday night. 🙂

Edit: Incorrect.