If that's what they are called....?? I dunno.
Fake boobs or real boobs & if fake how much above the natural size? Which would you prefer on a woman? Be honest!
straw poll
real. fakes look fake. real boobies jiggle
Do they have to be on a woman?
Real every time even if they are fried eggs.
"poll"
Real everytime, fake is horrible in my experience.
No fakery
[i]Real everytime, fake is horrible [b]in my experience[/b].[/i]
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as long as they dont look like a snooker ball in a rugby sock, real ones every time 😉
Ohhhh bloody hell I'll get stick for that, my excuse is I just been talking about pole dancing 🙂
Fake. Like huge beach balls, so you can't even see the woman behind them.
deff real ones
Good ones, that's the only key thing. Real preferred, fake acceptable.
"Straw Poll" comes from the act of throwing straw in the air to see the way the wind is blowing.
Women with unfeasibly synthetic and massive boobs still find me attractive despite knowing that.
and definitely no spaniel ears.
To be honest and serious, fake boobs don't really do much for me; they may well look good from a distance, but so do I.
Much rather have the real thing, big or small, pert or not.
The whole 'emphasise my tits by surgery' thing suggests a certain amount of insecurity, and insecurity is not best dealt with by surgery.
Double post, which is somewhat ironic...
crikey - yes, "hands on".
on another note...sexiest is the self-accepting woman - she never has a boob job.
on another note...sexiest is the self-accepting woman - she never has a boob job.
Unless she has had to. Not all boobie surgery is Jordan Wannabes.
A bit like all forms of "artificial body enhancement" including tattoos and piercings?crikey - Member
The whole 'emphasise my tits by surgery' thing suggests a certain amount of insecurity, and insecurity is not best dealt with by surgery.
Boobs are like lager, everyone has their prefrence, but at the end of the day you will take what's on offer!
indeed. I once knew a girl who'd had breast reduction surgery and still could have knocked Mars out of orbit.
I have such a rubbish imagination and memory that you really are going to have to post pictures of examples... for scientific reasons only, you understand?
What ever makes the lady behind them feel best.
One of each, all bases covered then.
But lets not forget the real tragedy- the horror that is breast reduction. WHY! 🙂
Must real and at least a handfull. I have large hands 😀
the horror that is breast reduction. WHY!
Lumbago!
I'm going to need photo's to help me decide
[i]A bit like all forms of "artificial body enhancement" including tattoos and piercings?[/i]
No.
I think breast enhancement surgery is a special case because it is specifically about the enhancement of a sexual characteristic, and has significant social/sexual connotations.
Interesting! So no one would want the fakes attached to their SO/wife/GF then? No even just a lift and shape job rather than all out Jordan boobs?
One of each, all bases covered then.
How about...
One natural, one reduced, one fake?
I think breast enhancement surgery is a special case because it is specifically about the enhancement of a sexual characteristic, and has significant social/sexual connotations.
and a Prince Albert doesnt?
does a lift and shape count as fake or fiddled-with but real?
[i]and a Prince Albert doesnt?[/i]
That's more to do with getting the auld lad out of the way while timetrialling, or so I was led to believe?
Careful now, I don't think I can handle the boredom of another mandatory 20 page thread about sexism.
A bit like all forms of "artificial body enhancement" including tattoos and piercings?
And haircuts, and make up, and...
An ex had one real one fake, a bit odd but no real problem. It's more about the person, innit?
More importantly, straw pole or real?
[i]Careful now, I don't think I can handle the boredom of another mandatory 20 page thread about sexism.[/i]
It would be far, far worse if they ever started on about Time Trials...
Anyone had their hands on a pair?
It would be far, far worse if they ever started on about Time Trials...
How quickly can you take a bra off a lady, in the dark, after 10 pints of stella, with your left hand?
Yep.
Most impressive they were too.
Shame about the woman they were attached too...
But hey ho cest la vie & all that jazz..
Real for preference - the infinite variety of women's breasticles is a marvelous thing:
The pert, the floppy, the lobsided, the hunchfront, the athletic - all wonderous things of beauty.
Unless she has had to. Not all boobie surgery is Jordan Wannabes.
And this - amazing what can be done, when it has to be.
Lot of breast cancer in our family unfortunately - anything that makes a difference is fantastic.
all that jazz..
*s****s*
Real...far rather real and imperfect than fake.
I dated a girl who was on the slender side of a size 10. Her boobs were okay, but she rocked up a while back with a set of DDs. It just doesn't suit her frame, it looks all wrong.
Except in cases where there's been necessary reconstruction after a mastectomy or breast cancer treatment, I cannot understand for the life of me why someone would opt to mutilate themselves in such a fashion.
But then I'm just a bloke.
I foresee the return of Bravissimo adverts over there ----->
I'd have a willy extension if I needed one.
[i]But then I'm just a bloke[/i]
I think this may be the elephant in the room. Essentially, blokes are a bit mesmerised by breasts and so may not really be able to give sensible opinion.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tits.
she rocked up a while back with a set of DDs
deadlydarcy - did you lend her your boobs?
I'm quite proud of my moobs - no-one is 'aving them. 😐
grabs his coat "going to do research, will be back when I have an answer or a restraining order"
Fake boobs look great in clothes, shit at all other times.
They don't look bad on either side of your ...Oh, er, yes, sorry, did you say something love?
Real for preference - the infinite variety of women's breasticles is a marvelous thing:
The pert, the floppy, the lobsided, the hunchfront, the athletic - all wonderous things of beauty.
exactly
Motorboating?
real for me, played with "enhanced" ones and they're just not the same. Besides which when frequenting "gentlemans clubs" All the fake boob, brigade look the same, when you see a dancer with a natural frontage it's much better and they always seem to get a better response from more discerning punters. 😀
Ok, but what about saggy boobs? *i don't have saggy boobs* (yet). Better to have some life back in them?
What's a hunch front? Really big ones?
things sagging is all part of life and getting older, cosmetic enhancements to pretend to defy age is the path to madness, you end up looking like this!
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Fake boobs look great in clothes, shit at all other times.
+1
But she looks good for her age 🙄
Is just cuz I've lost weight, at 14 I had nothing, by 16 they were 36E but I was quite chubby, by 17/18 I'd lost all my puppy fat, was a size 8 and they stopped at around 34DD. Now Ive fooled around with my weight so much they shrunk gradually and I just noticed how small they feel more and more lately. I want my big boobs back! Other half keen on big boobs, not so keen on fakery and operations 😐
Keep what you have. I bet they are lovely.
pics? 😀
Seriously, don't, they feel like mini footballs.
No pics cynic-al, they just look like average small/medium boobs 🙁
How quickly can you take a bra off a lady, in the dark, after 10 pints of stella, with your left hand?
I'm 40 years old. I'm not sure that a lady in the dark who's had ten pints particularly appeals. Any more.
I'm quite proud of my moobs - no-one is 'aving them.
DD inspired that Maroon 5 song; he's got moobs like Jabba.
Yes emma, a hunchfront would be a very, very large pair indeed. 🙂
Seriously, most blokes really just don't like fake boobs.
They're like a really bad wig on a bloke - they look daft and a bit sad.
like womble noses.
no boobs quite like back boobs though...
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[i]they just look like average small/medium boobs[/i]
Which, I don't mean this in a pervy way, is exactly what I like boobs to look like.
But then this isn't about what we think about your bazongas, it's about what think about your bazongas. If you'd prefer bigger ladybumps, then why not? Don't go for full on Jordanesque chesticles though, they're terrible.
As massively sweeping generalisation, barring medical reconstruction etc etc, fake (and especially big fake) knockers appeal to shallow women and shallow men.
boobs always look best when they suit the size of the person they're attached to! small people suit smaller boobs, bigger people suit bigger boobs. tiny boobs on a HUGE person look odd, massive boobs on a tiny person looks equally odd!
boobs are boobs, most men are happy to be in the presence of them
Other half keen on big boobs, not so keen on fakery and operations
Just so long as the O/H is more keen on you as you are than having you modified. If my O/H asked me to go under the knife for aesthetic reasons, she'd be given the red card very quickly indeed.
Don't care a jot if boobs are big, small, a bit saggy or whatever else. I'd far rather that than snuggle up to two hard bags of silicone.
Looks so normal.....
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Tits like coconuts.
Whereas sparrows prefer bird seed.
fake (and especially big fake) knockers appeal to shallow women and shallow men.
But not grave diggers.
That's photoshopped bigyinn?? !!
Looks so normal.....
Yeah what is up with Phillip Scoffield's face?
emma82 - MemberThat's photoshopped bigyinn?? !!
No its not! Have a look for This Morning and Chelsea Charms.
more than a handfull is a waste ime, so c cup is plenty
even if they get your attention initially, massive ones get in the way of life
real preferred but fake are acceptable as long as they arent out of proportion
I think you need to worry about it less. I have, in my time, 'interacted' with a number of pairs of ladybumps of various shapes and sizes.
On none of those occasions did I think "blimey, I'm not keen on these".
On every occasion I thought/think "cool, boobs!"
I don't think I know any girls happy with their boobs. Personally I like a bit bigger ( I'm not going with pictures, but cup your hands on your chest... Congratulations you've got bigger boobs than me). Jealous really, all the bitches at school seemed to have great tits 😆 Fake are fine with me, I've seen some that are really obvious, and I've seen ones that are pretty good and unless you were told, you'd never know.
Oh my life Chelsea charms is crazy!! A string that irritates the tissue in her breasts and makes them keep growing. Ahhh well, she seems happy.
. See that's the response I thought I'd see more of, I've never played with fake ones but know a couple of people with them and they look awesome from all angles.Fake are fine with me, I've seen some that are really obvious, and I've seen ones that are pretty good and unless you were told, you'd never know.
Em the girl I'm thinking about had mismatched boobs and she had a reshape on one (implant) and a reduction on the other, the scars were really hidden and the fake one was almost impossible to tell apart. Done on NHS as well
I don't think I know any girls happy with their boobs
I do! Not half as happy as me though 😀
[i]cup your hands on your chest... Congratulations you've got bigger boobs than me[/i]
I doubt that many of the moobalicious fellas on here would even need to do that 😉
"they look awesome from all angles."
Yep
A lady friend was very flat chested and as she was amazonian in stature(and that truly doesn't mean fat) she wasn't happy. So had them done.
They looked and felt great, not too big and beautifully pert.