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From teh interweb;

[url= http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ ]The collected quotes of a man who talks in his sleep, as published by his wife[/url]

Some gems include;

Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun

Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice

Sigh of a ninja

(Contains many rude words)


 
Posted : 08/01/2010 6:58 pm
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That is 100% awesome! I could read it all night!

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"


 
Posted : 08/01/2010 7:49 pm
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"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

Why wait till they're itching?


 
Posted : 08/01/2010 7:59 pm
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So bloody funny, is it real though?


 
Posted : 08/01/2010 8:17 pm