Driving along the other day, realized you dont see cassete tape/ video tape blowing about in the hedgerow anymore, just thought I'd share that.
white dog poo
White dog shite
beaten by 11 seconds
I saw a James Blunt CD in the gutter, not sure if that's the modern equivalent of white dog poo or a shredded cassette.
I was pleased to see a porn mag flapping around in a hedge whilst cycling home last week. Thought they were pretty much extinct now we have the internet.
I saw an unravelled .mp3 file in a hedge the other day. Ones and Zeros all tangled up.
Tyres at the base of a lampost.
Tyres at the base of a lampost.
Nah, that still happens. I saw that up the top of Fox Hill yesterday evening, and I saw a hula hoop at the base of a bus stop sign on Herries Road on my way in this a.m.
ACAB on peoples knuckles...
Apparently white dog shit was a result of chalk being added to dog food? which they no longer do, might be one of those accepted wisdom things though....
I thought it was from giving dogs bones...
Skipping ropes or pairs of trainers hanging from telephone wires.
Mongrel dogs with strings of sausages in their mouths being chased down the street by big, fat, ruddy-faced butchers.
Runaways with all their belongings gathered up in a handkerchief at the end of a stick.
Bobbies who bend at the knees whilst saying "'Allo 'allo 'allo".
Burglars in stripey tops and masks, clambering over garden walls with bags marked "SWAG".
People with toothache wearing a bandage wrapped right the way around from the jaw to the top of their head.
Nice people in the streets?
Young boys in shorts and cap, with a finely crafted catapult hanging out their back pocket.
Bullies picking smaller kids up by the front of their jumper, and bashing them in the face so hard their hand disappears.
Mice being chased by cats being chased by dogs.
The sun
Tyres at the base of a lampost.Nah, that still happens. I saw that up the top of Fox Hill yesterday evening, and I saw a hula hoop at the base of a bus stop sign on Herries Road on my way in this a.m.
Well I don't!
*flicks Vs*
discarded glue-sniffer's carrier bags with dried up Evo-Stik. Them were the days
Portable stereo systems the size of a small van, perched jauntily on the shoulder of a Rastafarian.
Bikes named after a fruit
shoes tyres and tape in ehoose/govanhill
Its still 1978 here.
'Outer Spacer' crisp type things
Ring pulls that detach from cans and can be used as 'flying saucers'
Humphrey (as in watch out there's a Humphrey about / Unigate marketing)
Watneys Party 7 (although there do seem to be other small 'barrels' appearing now)
Proper pubs in town centres
CDs in HMV (it's all DVDs & games now)
Those static electricity things on cars
Raleigh Grifters
Poper rotary dial phones
TV remotes that actually clicked to change channels
Avocado green Trimphones!
Wooly Mammoths.
Woolworths
My Grandfather
The Invisible Man
Wagon Wheels [biscuits] as big as your hand
Conservative governments...
Skol - some things you are glad not to see anymore 😉
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