[Closed] So; you can own any object in the world IF you can actually carry it away.....

Mona Lisa - might be worth a few quid.

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

" The world's largest blue diamond, an extremely rare gem known as "The Oppenheimer Blue", sold for $57.5 million at Christie's Geneva May 18, 2016,"

Crown Jewels. Mainly the sceptre and crown. Pimpin’

I chose a [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikorsky_S-64_Skycrane ]Sikorsky Skycrane[/url], so if anyone needs a hand with carrying away any bulky objects, hit me up. 🙂

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Depending on how far "carry it away" is, I'm going with my bodyweight in gold bullion.

About $3.2M at current rates, always a tradeable commodity globally regardless of the economy, government etc and if things go bad, opens the door to the black market too.

A USB stick with the biggest 100 bit coin wallets on it.

I’m going for my body weight in the highest quality saffron.

I'm going for a load of plastic bags. Which when Drac realises he can't actually carry the Saffron and it's now just in a pile on the floor, I'll offer to trade half and half for.

A couple of kilograms of anti-matter.

At $62.5 trillion per gram, it's expensive stuff.

A couple of kilograms of anti-matter.

Could get noisy when you try to pick it up.

Assuming it must be a physical item, I'll take my bodyweight in flawless cut diamonds please?

If it doesn't have to be physical, I'll take ownership of Apple's patent portfolio, thanks.

a snare drum owned by John Bonham.

Entering in to the spirit of the discussion (i.e. not what the most expensive thing I can carry) then it'd probably be a book or two - first edition of Origin of Species or Principia. Though I do like the fossil idea. Maybe a pile of moon rocks.

Rachel Riley

Could get noisy when you try to pick it up.

All hypothetical innit. So it don't matter 😉

Moon rocks

A collection of various medieval manuscripts.

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The deeds to as many of the buildings in Monte carlo that I could carry.

Paul Newman's Rolex.

Assuming its something I want to own rather than something I can flog, I reckon I could just about carry one of Barbara Hepworth's smaller pieces...

A collection of various medieval manuscripts.

Did you catch this in June? Might interest you:

http://www.historyextra.com/podcast/medieval/medieval-manuscripts-and-first-world-war

A nice new bike, after all you just collapsed the economy and removed value from anything around, must be time to go for a ride and sharpen my apocalypse gear

I'm pretty sure i could manage to carry a rothko Blue Orange Red

A kilo of Botox - I'm not greedy.

Ah well if we are talking keeping said item, I would struggle to better the Hepworth or Rothko suggestions.

Ah well if we are talking keeping said item

I'm not, mines going in the water supply.

I would struggle to better the Hepworth or Rothko suggestions

Is this because you don't know of any decent artists? *runs* *hides*

I would find out who was the worlds best psychiatrist and hope he’s not a fatty.
Can we have slaves?

If you must 🙁

Has anyone asked Kevin Spacey this question?

I would look after him, promise. He could live in my spare room once I cleared out the ironing.

A kilo of Botox. ...

Are you sure [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulinum_toxin ]about that[/url]? I'll assume you don't mean type H.

whitestone - Member
A kilo of Botox. ...

Are you sure about that? I'll assume you don't mean type H

Assume what you like. Here, have this glass of water while you're at it.

I’d go either:

Fabergé Eggs, how many I don’t know because I’ve no idea how much one would weigh.. so maybe 30 if I’m allowed to carry them in Waitrose bags.

Anthrax, I think this could become unstable if carrying in Waitrose bags but not many folks would come near me in the queue..

As much inkjet ink as I can carry - must be worth more than gold?

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Bill Gates' credit card would come in handy.

Assume what you like. Here, have this glass of water while you're at it.

Well 3.5g is enough to kill every person on the planet so a kilo is enough to do that 280 times. You're Ernst Blofeld and I claim my spacecraft to get off this planet!

Then again you could be one of these:

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A large gun and enough ammo to point at you all and relieve you of your newfound wealth. And use just often enough to show I mean business - no offence to those of you that have to be maimed/killed.

Has anyone suggested for a shed I could nick off them to put it all in?

Those Games jocking bottoms I keep having advertised at me on here, they really are a classy item.

Probably my weight in bulls semen. Have you seen how much that stuff sells for!?

The original bible.

The original bible.

Like in that episode of Red Dwarf?

Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

😆

Have to admit, not seen that!

Is this because you don't know of any decent artists? *runs* *hides*