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i have no idea what is happening nere
Is it just me
Uk guy looks like the latest Zaphod Beeblebrox
And he is a space travelling type of chap
Top grade weird from Serbia...
with touch of nurse and monastery fetish?
Ah hahahahahaha, bonkers. Strong finish to the show.
That was disturbing.
#est Ennio ringing his lawyer.
Serbian entry is nuts! Love it, Eurovision weird perfection
Poland was Alyson Moyet in disguise, right?
Well, I don’t think Serbia washed her hands for the required 20 seconds.
But she did have her sleeves roles up and washed her forearms so plus points there
Sweden for the win, Ukraine and Romania close behind.
Germany , UK and this avicii fanboy last please.
Good waterfall barrier leap from Estonia. Good finish there
for me the audience are the winners here, they are fantastic and no far too many of the songs
Crap
Run out of wine
Oh and Switzerland was the pits too!
I've got some of that Ukrainian beer. Makes my farts super potent the day after.
I realise this is a tangent, but thought you'd like to know.
for me the audience are the winners here, they are fantastic and no far too many of the songs
So, Moldova, Ukraine and Portugal can all have a text from me.
I think I might have voted twice for Moldova. That cost me an extra 15p!
Is that Austin Powers?
Czech, UK, Poland. But Ukraine will win.
Serbia get the crackhead vote. That was completely hatstand.
Moldova FTW.
The Serbians reminded me of
Serbia get the crackhead vote. That was completely hatstand.
in a very good way
The maneskin singer looks in real pain!
oh, that was disturbing
Hmmm, she reminded me of Zelda from the Terrahawks
Is that Zoe Wanamaker chaperoning the Belgian entry?
A friend of mine runs a vote aggregator if you want to submit your votes.
http://www.bluemeat.com/eurovision/test.cgi
so, who's going to be bottom of the pile? looking like Swiss for me
A friend of mine runs a vote aggregator if you want to submit your votes.
Done - but I managed to miss out Ukraine! 🤦♀️
what is happening here
Looks like a view of the Spanish lady's castenets has attracted the vote so far.
50 points!!
W
T
A
F
100
Bloody hell! We can do this live in London next year!! 😁
Just when we thought our economic situation couldn't get any worse.
i think i may need to go back and listen to the songs again
Top trolling from the Serbian jury
I'm surprised France isn't doing better. 1 point.
and germany on nul points. Who would have guessed. Thought France were a lot better than that
😱
I'm clearly more drunk than I thought.
I'm clearly more drunk than I thought
😱
It’s going to blasted back down in the public vote right?
how can Moldova only have 9 points
I reckon it’ll go …
Sweden, Ukraine, UK
Moldova - Zdob si Zdub are pretty cool away from Eurovision and supported Red Hot Chili Peppers a few years back.
OMFG, I'm actually excited!
I don't really understand how it works, so I've quickly stuck a quid on the uk to win, gets £6 return! 🤞🤷♂️
YES
That's more like it for Moldova
Ukraine - Sweden - Serbia - UK methinks
Serbia won’t be top three (checks maths… I don’t think they can be now).
oh my
Well, that was fun.
We'd have been unpopular if we'd beaten Ukraine. Wonder where it will be hosted next year?
Well we won't be going to London, but maybe we should get a coach to Kyiv.
Wow!
full marks to Italy. Great Eurovision
He's not bloody playing that flute though is he?
No, he’s playing your mum.
Great catchy track that.
I can’t see how it can happen, but imagine if they could hold it in Ukraine next year. That would be something incredible.
Utterly bonkers. Actually rather enjoyed it.
Look at me
I'm a Spaceman
That was goid. Few too many ballads, and the dramatic pauses before announcing scores ripped all the tension right out of it, but otherwise good. 🙂
First time I watched it…wasn’t too bad really.
Realistically, I can’t imagine Ukraine having the security, infrastructure, resources or finances to host it next year, perhaps they’ll host it in another country.
I reckon we'll host it if Ukraine can't/won't. I mean second behind Ukraine this year is basically a win!
I’ve quickly stuck a quid on the uk to win, gets £6 return! 🤞🤷♂️
In hindsight, that was silly 🤣
Realistically, I can’t imagine Ukraine having the security, infrastructure, resources or finances to host it next year, perhaps they’ll host it in another country.
I think Ukraine should say they'll be hosting it in Moscow
Should have been Moldova, Norway, France.
Everything else was musical semolina. Bland, bland, bland
Ok, which political move have I not considered that parked Germany into dead last?
The song was rubbish, and so was the performance.
As predicted, my Eurovision bet came in (unlike pretty much all the rest of them)
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So I've donated my winnings
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Nice to do something useful with one of my many bad habits 😂
Top night last night.
Result was right. Shame that the one year that we have a reasonable song happens to coincide with bigger events.
UK, Sweden, Toilet Roll Lady or France for the song. Spain for the ass.
What was the point of the long “dramatic” pause before announcing the audience total for the UK? You know the total number of votes from the audience and you know how many have been awarded, so the final one is known. In fact with two to go it was pretty obvious that there weren’t enough votes left for either of them to win.
You know the total number of votes from the audience...
Do you? I don't understand how that works. The audience scores seemed disproportionately high compared to the judges votes and I don't remember them saying how many total audience votes there were. Maybe I'd popped out for a piss it beer.
No surprise at the winner but the song was dreadful. Great show though
kelvin
Full MemberThe song was rubbish, and so was the performance
That doesn’t normally get in the way at Eurovision
Do you? I don’t understand how that works.
I could be wrong as I've not looked into it in any detail, but from everything they said last night I assume the audience votes are done in the same way as the judges. Each country has a poll. The song that gets the most votes gets 12 points, the next one gets 10 and so on. So, the total number of points from the audience is the same as from the judges (i.e. it's 50:50). It's just the way that they are announced that is different. Instead of going round each country in turn they add them all up then reveal the total one country at a time.