Anyone using "yourself" and "myself"
Last night one of the odd birds on Apprentice said "That would be myself" when what she meant was "Me".
Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying "That would be myself" to each other in funny voices.
Mrs BigJohn and I had an entertaining 5 minutes saying "That would be myself" to each other in funny voices.
Do you hear that? That loud, whistling noise? Guess what it is?
Yes, that's right! It's the banhammer flying towards you at terminal velocity.
BAN!
I'd ban anyone from using the self-service checkouts at supermarkets unless they've passed a proficiency test.
People who call me at work, want to waste my time asking for information (costs, dates etc etc), who don't have a pen and paper handy. Then the long ****in' pause, as they faff & fumble over the other end of the phone, raid their desk/kitchen drawers looking for the ever elusive pen.....then be told "Ohh hang on, this one's ran out!) ARRGGGGHHH......BAN!!!!!!!! 😈
Then the folk that can't remember their phone number......BAN!
I feel better now 😆
Mrs Toast - Member
I'd ban [s]anyone from using[/s] the self-service checkouts at supermarkets [s]unless they've passed a proficiency test.[/s]
Ahhhh, that's better.
Unexpected banning in the bagging area
Professional beggars - I have seen the same 3 outside Haymarket station for the last 15 months, grrr!
Every so often their handler comes along and sweeps up the money they have begged. They are obviously big into risk management and minimise their cash exposures.
People who say: "So if we're all descended from monkeys, how come there's still monkeys?" and adopt a smug look as if they've just said something meaningful whilst meanwhile one instinctively wants to MASSIVELY face-palm...
Thursdays curry days, banned. (burp)
Wednesdays - what are they good for?
Girls who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are average looking, average figure yet you seem to think that you are gods-gift.
Blokes with pretty, good looking penises. Don't just ban them. KILL THEM!!!
Blokes with pretty, good looking penises
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Dyslexic people who hang around in toilets gazing at my lovely pens
people who phone me at work - don't they realise there's a whole world of misinformed cyclists out there who need to be told what's what and have their mistaken views of the world corrected
[quote=doh]Spending more time talking about a sport than you ever spend participating in it.
So this forum is done for then...
Constipation - BAN IT
BigButSlimmerBloke - You'll have to ask Hora about that. His is a bit of a looker apparently
BANNED[s]Girls[/s] Men who have a high opinion of themselves. Look you are an average looking, [s]average[/s] [s]figure[/s] fat bloke, yet you seem to think that you are [s]gods-gift[/s] a real catch.
Ninja students ,stepping of the kerb while tXtInG - BANNED
Tailgating Taxi drivers - BANNED (and made to walk a mile each day)
Broad beans - BANNED
People that decorate trees with poo bags - BANNED ( and all bags posted through their letterbox)
School-run Mums (and Dads) - having your child(ren) in the car does not give you right of way or make you invincible GRRRR
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Counting posts -BANNED
hora - MemberConstipation - BAN IT
One word. Broccoli.
It laughs in broccoli's face - one litre of prune juice sorts it though! 🙂
You've clearly given the subject some thought. You're pile of [s]jazz perodicals [/s] research must be massive 😯
I hate to see the colour etc of what comes out from that 😆one litre of prune juice
You're pile of jazz perodicals research must be massive
I like to give my passions in life my full, undivided focus 8)
I knit to pass the time
I notice your walnut whip posts gone. Why are you still here?
😳
Karin I read books on WWI and WWII along with the social impacts to relax.
People who add firstworldproblem tags. Don't you have some tofu to marinade in banland?
Why is it necessary for regional news presenters on the TV to inject puerile and inane humour into the lighter hearted news pieces, or engage in imbecilic and embarrassing chatter with the weatherman? The naff, unfunny double-entendre’s between co-presenters is reaching fever pitch on ‘Points West’ at the moment with the current incumbents Alex Lovell and David Garmston cracking awful jokey asides whilst the tumbleweed blows across the screen.
Just give me the news FFS and spare us will you?
Huge sweep of the BANHAMMER.
More importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?
They've ran out of good looking ones.
I've just checked, I'm not sure my penis is pretty and good looking. That means I can stay?..
That means I can stay?..
Shouldn't that read "That means I can stay no?"
hora - MemberMore importantly, why are weather girls now purposely UGLY?
You live in the wrong country -
BBC Scotland's Cat Cubie
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the legend that is Heather The Weather
"hello there"
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A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)
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Lucy Verasamy - back of a bus..
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50cc Auto Mopeds that sound like a hairdryer ridden by yoof's BANNED
4x4's on cyclepaths BANNED
Ice Cream Vans and the shit they pedal. BANNED
Lucy Verasamy - back of a bus..
She's lovely.
This thread should of been STW 101
molgrips - Member
A BBC London weather girl (actually does the traffic now too)
Ah the lovely Wendy Hurrell. I want her back on Anglia where she belongs. 🙁
At least we've still got Becky Mantin
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Nissan Joke
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BANNED
God/anti-God threads on STW - BANNED, BANNED, BANNED
Please, if there is any justice in the world!
Then...
urban 4x4s - BANNED
sanctimonious animal (especially dog) lovers - BANNED
neo-conservatives - BANNED
Portugal - BANNED
I'm going to invent anti ladder tights and make a fortune.
Tights that ladder: Banned.
They just make them like that so you have to buy more. 🙄
people who smoke near doorways. BANNED.
Shop assistants whose conversation with a colleague is more important than the customer. BANNED.
People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don't need. BANNED
The Workshy. BANNED.
the Euro. BANNED
People who drop litter, BANNED
80%tax on petrol and diesel. BANNED
should of
Red Thunder failing to read all the above - BANNED
People phoning you up trying to sell you stuff you don't need. BANNED
People who don't know what they need (or want)- BANNED.
Tv shows where idiots might become famous. BANNED AND ERASED FROM HISTORY.