Keeley Donovan's nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms.
I'd ban FS ownership prior to HT ownership, and cheap FS bikes such as asda BSO and Reebok etc. Can't help thinking they just give people a terrible experience of bikes.
Unnecessary vehicles should go.
CallMeDave, banned.
Religious institutions, banned.
There are many, many more things...
Lemon drizzle cake - too much sugar on top. There's no need
Bacon butties with ketchup - phillistines! Brown sauce only
Keeley Donovan's nice enough, though she does have worryingly long forearms
Did it occur to you she's a praying mantis in a person suit?
TV shows where "famous" people talk about themselves - banned
Incomprehensible parking schemes - banned
Lazy civil servants who can see someone is pulling a fast one but can't be arsed to stop them - banned and made to live in a badly constructed eyesore garage that SHOULDN'T BLOODY BE THERE
Clock watchers at work - sacked, banned, eyes put out with a hot poker
Hypochondriacs and doctors that pander to them - banned
People who smoke. No at best you look like a feeble impression of Thomas the Tank Engine.
Girls who fight. Give up love. You can't run properly, play football and girls Rugby is frankly embarrassing.
That woman on Chris Evans who agrees with everything he says.
Clock watchers at work
Pay someone a decent wage then. 🙄
Bunch of whining cockbags the lot of you...
High horse riders. Ban em and string em high 😆
hora - You think wages stop people being jobsworths? Too late to ban people who live with their heads in the clouds? 😛
There was a topic on another forum where people were paid a 'salary' and the culture was effectively you had to do 1.5 peoples jobs. The motto seemed to be 'work hard, play hard' but lets be honest if you are working from 9am to 9pm daily only the companies owner is working hard, playing hard. You are just working.
Oh what the hell - may as well join in.
Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces - banned.
Able bodied people parking in disabled parking spaces in large expensive cars - banned and then shot.
People who stop in boxed junctions - banned.
All the summer rioters - banned.
Parents who only feed their children processed crap and never teach them to cook and eat properly - banned.
Smokers - banished outside.
Daytime TV - banned.
People who are much fitter and faster than me on a bike - banned.
Collar bones - banned.
Punctures - banned.
Tyres that are impossible to get on or off - banned.
Anything on a bike that can't be removed with a 10mm spanner and needs a special tool that you don't have and no-one local has in stock - banned.
Mass produced bread - banned.
Pot holes - banned.
And...relax.
people who spend all day reading stw rather than working - BANNED
(place goes very quiet)
people who spend all day reading stw rather than working - BANNED
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All benefits and social housing for single teenage mums - BANNED
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club...
...banned
Shakespeare - Barred!
(Ahem)
Plagarists who don't quite come up with a good pun...
(you know the rest and you also know who you are)
Shakespeare - Barred!
Was this whole thread just a setup for that? excellent (hunts for stamp of approval)
People who walk up to doorways, then stop in them, therefore preventing anyone getting through - barged out of the way and then banned.
People who stop walking right in the middle of a busy thoroughfare - barged out of the way and then banned.
Orange cheese. It's an abomination with no right to exist in a civilised society.
And people who say "pecific" and "ick-cetera" should have their lips stapled together permanently.
I have harsher treatment in mind for anybody that auditions for any kind of reality/talent/apprentice type of show. Straight to the gas chambers, for the good of society. There is a show now called "the Shaft" the set would be perfect. Shut the doors, chuck in the gas cannisters, job done.
People who don't use 'reply to all' correctly. If I've included people in an email it's because they need to know what's happening so include them on your response you utter fu*kwits.
People who use 'circa' alot.
A taxi's here.
Marmite - BAN IT!!
Englebert Humperdink - Banned and gagged from ever singing THAT song ever again!
rubber - banned
Adverts which go on about how great a screen is with bright pictures, which are shown to me via my TV or monitor. BANNED.
Flashing Adverts >>>>>> Banned
Milk thats gone off, banned.
Contracts more than 2 pages long, banned.
Not quite full face helmets (removable chin thingy), banned.
Cold offices, banned.
S L O W Trains, banned.
Punctures, ohhhh sooo banned.
Vinyl wrapped cars - there's a bimbo down the road with a Louis Vuitton wrapped range rover. Bint!
White people with dreadlocks. Jah I & I, you are not a rastafari
People who wear tight ankle chinos, no socks and deck shoes - you are not original, you are a clone!
Private number plates. What purpose do they serve other than saying the owner is a knob!
toffs
Childrens programmes where the presenters talk to the viewers like they are Chuggers.
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Milk thats gone off, banned.
Won't somebody please think about the cheesemakers??
You can't ban Private number plates! Its gods way of flagging up that an absolute gold-plated nob jockey is contained within, and thus best avoided
People who cc every man and his dog on an email. I just reply back to only them, to wind them up as they then have to pass it on again to all the other people who are really really interested and definitely care, oh yes.
But they are not as bad as people who cc your line manager on emails. They go straight to the bottom of my resource allocation Matrix (is it real or did I just dream that email in another state of consciousness ?)
Stealth Edits BANNED. 👿