Pubic hair? BANNED
Fancy dress parties
really? cant we just get pissed in our normal clothes. do i have to come as a playboy bunny, or one of the flintstones or something grrrr
Although... I am surprised that 'his' name is not on the swear filter list. I would say the ex-editor of the Mirror but that's probably swear filter avoidance.
Cocks BANNED
do i have to come as a playboy bunny, or one of the flintstones or something grrrr
can't believe you asked that on here really
Caravans...
What's a ****?
Given that I have had a proper ban on here for swear filter avoidance, I can only assume that he'll receive the same. If teh modz are awake, that is.
Crocks.... especially the ones with little badge things in them
"banning" is a thing that we as a little STW community adhere to through choice. It is a choice that some **** on here has gone too far with their personality or opinions. which is fair. but also, banning people with shall we say "interesting" personalities only dilutes the forum and makes more boring. I used to love this forum cos it was a fascinating mix.
It's not avoidance if the filter gets it Flashy!
Snobs
Liver and kidney :puke:
anything made by Oakley. should be strapped to the outside of [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-15146082 ]the solar orbiter[/url] just to make a point
is flashy having a bad day? liver and snobs pie definitely on the ban list.
Big heads.
Egotistical people.
If the belt of your trousers is below your buttocks, I have a spiked bat for you
Mobile phone chargers, banned.
Digestive biscuits, banned.
Is that legal, Kato?
(You well, by the way? I owe you a beer/email/something, I'm sure!)
Anyone who says Harry Redknapp was the people's choice for England football manager - banned.
I did have more, but I've forgotten them. Doh.
Oh wait, people who sit right behind you on the motorway in the outside lane, as if doing so will magically give you the ability to go faster than the car in front that's holding you up. Banned.
Nissan Almera's, BANNED, owners of Green ones shot as well
Windows, BANNED ( as in the operating system, not glass ones)
Cars that appear to be powered by their bass speaker, BANNED.
Police who "hide" to catch motorists going slightly over the speed limit, BANNED and dropped in medium strength acid, on TV.
Chewing gum, BANNED
Slugs and snails.
Brass..... 😀
That error message you sometimes get about debugging.
I don't know what debugging is, but it sounds like a good idea. Do I want to debug? Ok then. Oh.... and now my computer seems to have spazzed-out
this thread is really fuuny 😀
Comedy slippers.
the ones that are probably a bit big anyway, and that you should have thrown out and you may have just tripped up wearing, and found out you missed the coffee table by not much.
In the bin....
Champagne socialists (if you [i]have[/i] to be a socialist, be a proper one)
Steve Wright
Football
People carriers (aka idiot buses)
Text speak
Chewing gum
Death by psycho guinea pigs for the lot of 'em.
I like that emsz.
Burn them emsz*
*Take your feet our first, less you have to wee on your own shoes.
I'd like to ban all forms of media except books from bedrooms. Laptops, computers, phones, radios... get out my ****ing bedroom!
magazines yeti? i like a good knitting pattern... LOL
hurty knee 😐
You can bring a magazine, maybe even a kindle. But please... stop checking facebook... your mates are boring anyway.
The social requirement to have ironed clothes - banned
Mumbai call center operatives 'called' dave, john, tony, etc - banned
Kids & Internet - banned, double banned and 'even I find that difficult to look at' type banned!
Spending more time talking about a sport than you ever spend participating in it. Football ESP banned
haha those crushed books and media are valuable etc....
Mouth ulcers - why do they have to hurt so much!
If you banned mouth ulcers then we wouldn't have Bonjela!!
Excusing the watching of Jeremy Kyle on the basis that "it reminds me how lucky I am" - BANNED
Jeremy Kyle - BANNED
Mentioning Jeremy Kyle - BANNED
Driving up to a roundabout, stopping, THEN looking to see if anything's coming - BANNED (and you should be). Strange that the most guilty of this seem to be the ones who claim mastery of multitasking.....
bonjela is the shit
Sandal and sock wearers
The blame and claim industry
Mouth ulcers
Wasps
Excess packaging
Noisy children
Spots up ones nose
&
Swans
All banned
[edit beaten to it on ulcers]
bonjela is the shit
Bloody lovely aint it? I don't get mouth ulcers, but I thank all you sufferers because I get to eat the stuff. Ta!
I still think the words
****s
benders
and all those nasty words I said
should not be banned from my vocabulary on here.
especially when I am using them to make a point.
This "banning" thing is complicated.
i love a bit of bonjela me it is so tasty!
people who whistle
29ers
Glass fibre fence posts.
biscuits that I don't like