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con air is fantastic, must've been written on a friday i think:right, the films ended... hang on, what about jims idea for landing a plane on a road in vegas? ... **** it, shove it on the end and throw in a car chase or something.
I think this is how the plotting meeting went:
Exec 1: I've got it!
Exec 2: Got what?
Exec 1: Cons! We'll do a movie about cons!
Exec 2 (unimpressed): Been done already.
Exec 1 (deflated): Dammit... well... how about... I'm just spit-ballin' here... Cons on a plane?
Exec 2: Hot damn, you've got something there.
Exec 1: Sweet. Let's go get shedded.
Exec 2: Sweet.
Location Friday afternoon, a dark strip joint after their 4th Tequila...
con air is fantastic, must've been written on a friday i think:right, the films ended... hang on, what about jims idea for landing a plane on a road in vegas? ... **** it, shove it on the end and throw in a car chase or something.
I think this is how the plotting meeting went:
Exec 1: I've got it!
Exec 2: Got what?
Exec 1: Cons! We'll do a movie about cons!
Exec 2 (unimpressed): Been done already.
Exec 1 (deflated): Dammit... well... how about... I'm just spit-ballin' here... Cons on a plane?
Exec 2: Hot damn, you've got something there.
Exec 1: Sweet. Let's go get shedded.
Exec 2: Sweet.
I'm going to push you off your bike next time I see you Dez, heretic!
Oh yes. The utterly appalling boarding scene.................Oh god, *thinks of Vin Diesel in XXX*
It does, however, remind me of that other cinematic masterpiece with some of the worst casting in living memory - The Fast and the Furious.
