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Why not organise an 'office' bike ride.
WHAT?! Dear god!
I love going out on my bike, but frankly I'd crawl a mile over broken glass to avoid an 'office bike ride'. Also, I'd regard anyone who even suggested such a thing as someone to be avoided at all costs 😉
Supertramp, you're doing it wrong...
*licks own eyebrows*
Well hello emsz, aren't you a cutie pie....? Fancy a coffee? 😉
women are only intimidating if you forget that men are better than them.
[i]Also, I'd regard anyone who even suggested such a thing as someone to be avoided at all costs [/i]
Would generally be 1000% with you on that one, but he does have an alterior motive here...
*swoons*
why don, i thought you'd never ask!!
LOL
But what if he's successful and its all going really well? suddenly he finds himself lumbered with a load of additional hangers on, wobbling around on hire bikes in Llandegla car park. He may even end up having to give Fat Julie from accounts a lift to A&E after she fell off outside the cafe 😀
Fat Julie can ride her bike to A&E. It'll do her good.
😉
There you go supertramp. 😉
He may even end up having to give Fat Julie from accounts a lift to A&E after she fell off outside the cafe
No, it's all downhill to the Maelor, she'll be able to bounce and roll there in no time at all.
poor fat julie 🙁
she's just doing it to get attention you know, sad really
Is fat Jules interested in the iDiet? I can help her with this.
We still require photos.
Have you followed her home yet?
Does she have a nice sister?
don simon - so that's why i got knocked back, i didn't lick my eyebrows 🙁
[i]Is fat Jules interested in the iDiet?[/i]
She doesn't like being called Jules.
Ref: Licking eyebrows. Is it more impressive to actually lick them with your own tongue?
st colin... have you met binners?
women are only intimidating if you forget that men are better than them.
😯
Duck Phil. I'm comin' atcha 👿
st colin... have you met binners?
No, but considering the fact you have asked, I'm not sure I want too 😯
Its my party piece st colin.
Julie from accounts used to love it! Though she doesn't talk to me any more. In fact, it was after the whole 'incident' she started putting the pounds on
i'm not being serious CG 😆
binners, if I wrote you a note could you pass it on to Julie next time you see her as I can get a bit flustered in her presence.
And her shape, that's not her fault, it just glandular.
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She doesn't like being called Jules.
Perhaps you could try KillerJules - "sounds' quite appropriate
I'd love to help out, but I can't Ian. With the restraining order and everything...
Isn't fat Jules THE office bike? are you suggesting people queue up to ride? Doesn't she get ridden enough already?
Can I have a pixsture of Jules please?
I had to destroy all 'those' pictures after the court case
I don't think this is helping 😕
Just saying.
phil - I know you're not!!
Has no one suggested that bryce try out his best flatland tricks outside her office window (or in the corridor outside said office) yet?
If she likes bikes, and assuming he can do that, he's going to be in quicker than leftover turkey vindaloo through an intestinal tract.
That's a good point.
Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on my bike and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx.
everyone knows gurls love skidz.
if all else fails you can point at her boobs and shout 'GOOD WORK SOLDIER!'
thats how i got mrsconsequence
Erm had you just unloaded something allover them before you said that comment to her? 8)
Best thing to do is mask your shyness with arrogant dismissal and a big dose of hostile unapproachability.
🙁
excellent advice from Ian (aged 11) and Phil (aged 13) LOL.
ouch, lifer 😯
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And at the other end of the age spectrum, Hora falls nicely in to the lecherous old perv category. You can picture him now, can't you
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13 and a half i'll have you know!
i'm in a proper buzzy good mood today.. new cushions, photoframe for a delicious photo of mrsconsequence and i that we've been meaning to frame for over a year, our 5yr anniversary, and my boss has just gone to africa for a couple of weeks.
Binners the next time your having abit of 'hows your father' I want you to think of me, my smiling face and handsome eyes. 
You've tried this before. Repeatedly. It won't work. I've told you before, when i reach that moment I always think of your mum
Think of my Mum and me, tag-teaming you.
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Um, I think the OP is long gone.
Congratulations, Phil!
The OP's probably cling-filmed her and is currently talking to her body
What is 'ruber' exactly? And how does one burn it? More importantly, can I feed it to the cats?
Ok so update,I went into work today with a little spring in my step thinking"I can do this,if i see her i'll try this"rapport" thing,even if it's only a few sentences"...I NEVER SAW HER,ALL DAY!!!! typical eh. The more i think about it i don't want someone else snapping her up,goddamit!
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She reads STW. 😆