[Closed] So the sun comes out and so do the idiots

suns cheered you up then and you over your SAD 😉

And all the idiots out on their bikes cluttering up the roads and trails.

you've had a busy day if you've seen all that. still, i suppose it takes your mind of all the other sources of misery you love so much.

and the retards with noisy exhausts and booming radios. ****ing knob jockeys.

hmmmm... not ALL the idiots.. I've been in for a lot of the day

If they had real jobs instead of receiving millions on benefit, they wouldn't be able to afford these activities. We worked hard and built a house in the country to enjoy the peace and quiet and not be mobbed by the great unwashed. Country side is for those who earn the right to use it and not the spongers. Who do they think they are? I think it's quite disgusting I had to work to get myself through university, no handouts for me, I have to work from dawn til dusk to maintain my lifestyle and these scruffy oiks think they can just steal a car and race down here smoking their dope and selling their crack while selling their tattooed wilderbeast womenfolk to the higgest bidder... I completely agree with the OP, they shouldn't be allowed to have fun only me because I am better.

Look at the bright side, not all the idiots are outside- some of them are inside banging on their keyboard.

Oh nad weve got another holiday on friday,think ill just sit in Asda`s car park and see the masses in the zoo

ore maybee uppload sum kined off spellchek on to you're compooter?

The roads were infested with road bicycle things in the sunny cotswolds - hundreds of the buggers in packs. It's not like we're short of bridleways.

just be glad that you don't surf, you would'nt believe the wnkers who descended into the line-ups this weekend.

Anyone coming to Britain on a Bank Holiday may be getting the impression we're a bunch of badly dressed, ignorant, overweight, lazy, complaining football obsessed loosers.

And when I go abroad during school holidays, the motley crew at the airport are much the same.

It's embarrassing to be British these days!

yunki - Member
hmmmm... not ALL the idiots.. I've been in for a lot of the day

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Excellentage.

I'm an idiot, and I'm happy to say I've bin out and about today! 😀

I'm proud to be British, and don't care what any judgmental miserable moaning git thinks.

If you don't like it here...

I think the world would be a lot nicer place to live if [i]all[/i] the men (and ladies) in the world would just accept that they are.. in fact.. idiots.

Well I positively revel in my idiocy, and I'm quite a happy little bunny, so Yunki's theory must be correct! 😀

Fortunately there were very few idiots about around Avebury and the Ridgeway today. I saw one muppet at the pub with a drum, and, thankfully, he refrained from banging the bloody thing while he was there. Nice and quiet up on Fyfield Down, apart from the crows, buzzards, ravens and skylarks. Heavenly.

Perhaps we could ban all the fat, eating crisps,car driving public with dogs from anywhere ruralduring bank holidays.

Lunchtime drinking. Park. Frisbee.

Idiotic.

project - Member

Perhaps we could ban all the fat, eating crisps,car driving public with dogs from anywhere ruralduring bank holidays.

we're a bunch of badly dressed, ignorant, overweight, lazy, complaining football obsessed loosers.

Have we met ? You seem to know me pretty well.

May I ban all the braying horay henrys and their ghastly chelsea tractors?

why ? so you can be as narrow minded as the op ?

Could we add those education thieving b@stard bankers who continue to be able to afford to live in the countryside on tax payer handouts? Sorry I meant bonuses.

Oh nad weve got another holiday on friday,think ill just sit in Asda`s car park and see the masses in the zoo.

I have to say I admire your dedication and commitment to being a miserable old git. But spending Friday sitting in Asda's car park just so that you can seethe with anger really is beyond the call of duty.

Since it's a bank holiday, why don't you have a day off from being a bitter judgemental **** ? You could sit at home instead and watch the wedding on the telly 💡

Besides, most of the people despise so much will probably be doing just that.....so you'll be wasting your time sitting in Asda's car park looking out for them.

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Ernie makes me [i]laugh[/i] sometimes...

Hell is other people.

As some cheese eating surrender monkey once said.

Project, are you my mother in law?

don simon - Member

You've forgotten to include the tattooed, shaven headed, football shirt wearing, Aldi shopping, B&H smoking, takeaway curry eating, pink skinned, narrow minded, bigoted public.
Not good enough, perhaps I need to include the stupid too...

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Youve met the ex wife then.

We met a nice tattoed lout with his shirt off strolling up the cycle path carrying a box of lager. My wife politely dinged her bell, which he ignored, so she went round him and dinged it again...he said f off.

As I was following I skidded to a halt next to him and asked him if he had something to say, and he apologised.

Fortunately I was bigger than him and he was on his own so didn't have anyone to look tough in front of.

I was riding my bike ("TheLuvliCHunkiMunki") in the Surrey Hills yesterday, comparitively far away from chav gathering points. It was smashing.

Interestingly on riding around Richmond park at the weekend (I am cursed with gentle bike rides since buying the wife an MTB). You saw the public change depending on which gate you were close to.

At Richmond Gate it was all jolly picnics and horse riding, but at Roehampton Gate it was all tattoos and louts scaring the deer.

[i]My wife politely dinged her bell, which he ignored, so she went round him and dinged it again...he said f off[/i]

I don't understand this. He 'ignored' the bell presumably because your wife had room to go round him, which she did. And she dinged again for what reason, other than behaving like a middle class ****?

The OP has to be on a wind up, no one could have such a narrow minded, self obsessed view of society.

I don't understand this. He 'ignored' the bell presumably because your wife had room to go round him, which she did. And she dinged again for what reason, other than behaving like a middle class *?

She went round him by cycling off the curb and into the busy road.

He also had room to step onto the pavement which was empty.

He's lucky it was her and not me at the front as I'd have been less polite...one ding, two dings, then "excuse me", then "get the f out of the way".

My wife's not a middle class *, although she was on a bike trying to cycle on a dedicated cycle path.

[i]She went round him by cycling off the curb and into the busy road.[/i]

Is she okay?

[i]He's lucky it was her and not me at the front as I'd have been less polite...one ding, two dings, then "excuse me", then "get the f out of the way".[/i]

grrrrrrrrrrr

not sure what you mean in that last post, but also not sure I care.

A big loud skid usually makes them jump.

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Very good 😆

Ernie is very funny