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What's in his ring binder, then?

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(Background(ish) - He's turned up outside Number 10, with a ring binder full of "evidence", asking to see the PM)


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:33 pm
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Is that the bloke who managed the spectacularly impressive feat of running himself over?


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:34 pm
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Someone should really be looking after him.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:35 pm
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Yep ,his carer has gone missing !


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:37 pm
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If he is going to warn Dave about the illuminati and lizard people running the world, he should probably prepare for disappointment.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:38 pm
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Blimey, think I've gone back 20 years looking at that picture, looks like he has walked straight off the set of one of their Videos.

Fila hat ?!?!?

Just needs a bit of Kangol 😆


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:42 pm
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If he is going to warn Dave about the illuminati and lizard people running the world, he should probably prepare for disappointment.

Don't think Dave's in today. So, looks like he'll have to stay another day.

(I'm so, so sorry)


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:44 pm
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Other than thinking that he's only one blue shirt away from a smurf outfit, I got nothing.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:45 pm
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Is that the bloke who managed the spectacularly impressive feat of running himself over?
Yes.

And then blamed it on eating too many baked potatoes.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:47 pm
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The plans for the "Shrink Ray" that he has invented and tested upon himself?


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 4:50 pm
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[quote="captainflasheart"]Don't think Dave's in today. So, looks like he'll have to stay another day.

(I'm so, so sorry)
It's Alright, don't get yourself so Steam-ed up about it...


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:11 pm
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it's quite literally a peado-file...


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:11 pm
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im trying to find a meme someone sent me that basically said

every time im sad I think of that guy from e17 running over his own head


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:15 pm
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He's quite clearly going to present Mylene Klass's Littlewood's collection as a crime against fashion.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:22 pm
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is that his Brompton leaning against the bollard ?

****ing pervert 👿


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:29 pm
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Posted : 20/10/2014 5:32 pm
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what's the ran over his head thing, and did he just say he was baked at the time ?


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:34 pm
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I'm so, so sorry

It's alright.

EDIT: Apologies, pun already made.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:36 pm
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Papa Smurf's let himself go


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:48 pm
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I reckon it's Amazons Tax bill, itemised. 😛


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:56 pm
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I just hope someone tells him It's Alright to Stay another day, Deep in the London village.

😉


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 5:57 pm
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Yep ,his carer has gone missing !

Along with his career.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:14 pm
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I like his costume.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:33 pm
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how much do you reckon that copper is asking for to let him through ?


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:37 pm
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If he is going to warn Dave about the illuminati and lizard people running the world, he should probably prepare for disappointment.
Don't think Dave's in today. So, looks like he'll have to stay another day.

(I'm so, so sorry)


Be ashamed, be [i]very[/i] ashamed! 😀


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:41 pm
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"He called me a pleb!"
"Yeah, because you are"
"Fair dos"

Weird... I just googled trying to find a half remembered story about him getting hit in the head with an axe, and about the 3rd hit was a thread on Visordown, and on the first page was a post from me, in 2005. I need to get out more, is what this says.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:42 pm
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what's the ran over his head thing, and did he just say he was baked at the time ?

He leant out the car door to throw up whilst he was driving...

Then managed to fall out and run over himself.


 
Posted : 20/10/2014 6:45 pm
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I think the poor lad is probably unwell... Not good.


 
Posted : 21/10/2014 11:14 am
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Is that where jivehoneyjive has got too?


 
Posted : 21/10/2014 11:15 am
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“He then (oddly) kept shouting 'you'll all be dancing to my no.1 single at Christmas',” the witness told the Daily Star

Presumably this years X Factor winner will be covering 'stay another day' this year?


 
Posted : 21/10/2014 11:25 am
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Never mind poor Brian,it was worth following citzenlee's link for this

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Posted : 21/10/2014 11:40 am
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he's really really small(or maybe just far away? 😀 ), even if you take into account the height of the hat! 😆


 
Posted : 21/10/2014 11:45 am
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^^

How the hell did I miss that slice of fried gold! 😀


 
Posted : 21/10/2014 12:00 pm