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[Closed] So, my Mrs says 'do something romantic & take me out'

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I gave her a bunch of flowers then hit her with a baseball bat. 😆


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 8:38 pm
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Posted : 18/05/2014 8:54 pm
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Posted : 18/05/2014 8:55 pm
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oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren't funny


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 8:57 pm
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Yes they are.


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:00 pm
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[quote=scaredypants ]oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren't funny
What about domestic violence against clowns?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:00 pm
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[i]oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren't funny[/i]

& neither are you, & of course I didn't actually use a baseball bat.

(she did say those words though!)


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:02 pm
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Can I take her out?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:04 pm
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oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren't funny

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Posted : 18/05/2014 9:04 pm
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Don't worry essel - I'm just STWing (literally the edinburgh defence this time)

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Posted : 18/05/2014 9:14 pm
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[i]Can I take her out?[/i]
You'll have to catch her in 1st, She's always at work! (or so she says) 😉


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 9:33 pm
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You didn't think bradley was asking permission in advance did you?


 
Posted : 18/05/2014 10:12 pm
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"My wife said 'I'm homesick'.

I said, this is your home.

She said 'Yeah I know and I'm sick of it.'"


 
Posted : 19/05/2014 8:25 am
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Mine said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"

So I ****ed her 6 times and punched her in the nose! 😀


 
Posted : 19/05/2014 3:26 pm
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I'm surprised we haven't gone here yet!

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Posted : 19/05/2014 3:33 pm
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ITT: People who pretend to have girlfriends.


 
Posted : 19/05/2014 4:17 pm
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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. I'm sorry essel.


 
Posted : 19/05/2014 4:44 pm