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And gone out for the day and said "help yourself". 😀
How much should I leave behind?!? 😕
None, simple... 🙂
I dunno.. what's the GI?
Box, knife and plate.
Currently at not very hungry PacMan 🙂
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They didn't bake it themselves? What kind of frightful people do you have to deal with Bravissimo? Are they the lower orders?
Another awkward moment 🙂
Didn't take long to get to 75% left. 🙂
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Is the knife to fight off bears?
It is a bit overkill crikey tbf. 🙂
A quarter done in 7 minutes so the lot should be gone inside half an hour, good work!
That's either a mahoosive knife, or a tiny cake!
Standard STW cake knife 🙂
It is a small cake cheesy, yes. But it's also a massive knife. I'm going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.
When I saw the second photo I thought, "yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take."
Is that a Henckels?
Cougar - Moderator
When I saw the second photo I thought, "yes, that seems about the right sized portion to take."
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In an ideal world, she should come home and find you asleep on the sofa, dressed in her nightie, with jam and cream smeared all around your mouth and a trail of cake crumbs crushed into the soft furnishing.
piemonster - Member
Is that a Henckels?POSTED 1 MINUTE AGO # REPORT-POST
It is indeed. Well spotted piemonster!
😆 crikey.
I'm going to cut the next slice by tossing the cake in the air and trying to get a piece before it drops.
Careful now 🙂
Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You've had enough.
Seems you are getting the sugar shakes in your last photo. You've had enough.
Fair point. There's only one thing for it. Try again.
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You started on it 45 minutes ago and there's still cake left?
By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I'd have got rid of the [s]evidence[/s] wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 days
Amateur
By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing , I'd have got rid of the [s]evidence[/s] wrapping and and would be working out how to live off tap water for 3 daysAmateur
ahhh i see we have the same broken relationship with food 🙂
DD, if you haven't finished that thing off yet please post it over
That knife needs a clean....
It needs ice-cream.
pah, shop bought "production line" cake is 'orrible.
/End of thread
😆 at crikey and emsz! It does need ice cream though; or a pot of single cream.
WTF... You need a knife!? Either that plate is enormous or the cake is small. 😐
The internerd tells me that this cake contains a mere 1366 calories.
Man up and finish it I say.
I've gone past 50% now. 😐
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Your client is going to come home and go, "did you have a slice of that cake...?"
If you've past 50% you have to finish it, them's the rules. 😀
Client's husband came home and finished it 🙁 and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.
Client's husband came home and finished it and is possibly blaming me for polishing the lot off now.
I'm sure I've seen a porno with that story line....
The let the Client's fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft
*shakes head*
i think you should have just stabbed it through the packaging and left the knife in at an angle. . .that would have really freaked them out
let the Client's fella take your food without putting up a fight?! Pfft
The other man may, just may, have been a bit bigger than DD.
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Was only a little cake. Good work.
Sorry, but i'd have been dunking that like a biscuit.
And possibly signing the cheque. 🙂
dunking that like a biscuit.
Euphemism win! Oh, wait, you were talking about the cake.
Ah, I see. Sorry.
pah! forget the cake and get in the knicker drawer, like any self respecting tradesman would 😳
You've eaten most of a cake and now have a scapegoat to take the fall. Win.
Best thread for ages. 😀
Two scapegoats here. Both pointing the sticky finger.
You should NOT have eaten more than 15 minutes.
(does anyone else use the Minutes System for dividing cakes and pies?)
Then he'd have had less cake, and the crime would still be completed by the husband.
Get the plate and box and lay a trail of the remaining crumbs to wherever the husband is sitting (probably best to wait until he leaves the room to avoid arousing suspicion).
I actually feel cheated out of your last bit of cake for you. Great post
Wait a minute! Now there's a goat involved as well?
*Calls police*
Your client is going to come home and go, "did you have a slice of that cake...?"
Correct response : "what cake?"
I actually got to just under 45 minutes (yes, me too Shibboleth) before hubby came home. When I get there on Monday morning, I'll blame him for eating 45 minutes worth. 🙂
i think you should have just stabbed it through the packaging and left the knife in at an angle. . .that would have really freaked them out
sorry forgot to add, . . . then scrawling the word HATE in the top of it . . .
It's started again. Different cake. This one's from a farm shop. Much nicer. 🙂
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EDIT: Thats how much I've been left!! I haven't already polished off half of it.
Paper plate because she doesn't trust you not to lick her crockery, and pre-cut because she doesn't trust you with a big knife.
She doesn't trust you, chubby. 😆
Different cake. This one's from a farm shop. Much nicer.
Cake snob! 😛
No, there's a knife there crikey...but smaller than Friday's bear-killer. To be fair, it came on a paper plate I think. I also noted that the slices have been pre-cut. 🙂 There's probably an unwritten message in that.
Hmm, am I supposed to be leaving cake for my builders?
Got bathroom fitters in, they've been here for 2 and half weeks, and hope to be finished this week.
So far I've been attempting to drown them in tea, but I haven't given them any cake?
Am I a bad customer?
Dave
DD - if you're only having 2 slices of that(*), have the ones on each end.
(*) who am I kidding? Start with the 2 ends, then one of the middle bits, then leave the last bit for hubby so you can blame him again.
We're thinking along the same lines thepurist! 😀
Make sure you only leave the smallest bit though!
By now I'd be well into feeling shame and guilt having eaten the whole thing
Where I'd have had to nip to the shop to buy an identical cake to make it look like I'd not eaten the whole thing.....
And of course
I'd have had to start eating the second cake to make it look like I'd actually eaten some of of course......
I had something similar to that last year when clients went on holiday PP! Took "help yourself to anything" a bit literally and ended up doing a big shop in sainsburys to replace everything on my last day before they came home. 🙂