[Closed] So I've lost my voice........

Theresa?

Is that you?

Who said that

“Paging Mr Gnusmas, paging Mr Gnusmas, white courtesy phone please...”

Have you looked under the fridge?

Maybe try retracing your steps.

Have you swallowed it? I expect it will appear again in a day or two.

Speak up!

Here’s a remedy my old granny used to swear by: mix equal parts orange juice and warm milk in glass, add a tablespoon of salt and mix well.

Don’t drink it though, or you’ll puke.

Ha ha! There I was, thinking about what to do in Carmarthen. I was going to scav a cuppa off you but I don't think I'll bother now.

When are yous guys coming round to see the flowers you planted?

Where did you use it last? It’s probably there.

I lost my voice once but you didn’t hear me moaning about it.

I told that joke to Tim Vine. He didn’t laugh.

Sorry I haven't replied sooner, wasn't sure what to say

"I told that joke to Tim Vine. He didn’t laugh." No comedian ever does, it's like showing a bank manager your statement, they'll just analyse it. but I bet he rewrote it slightly and told it and got a laugh.

GWS gnusmas 🙂

This thread is useless without .... sound clips of your strained voice for us all to laugh at.

I lose mine before a good cold from time to time, before that it dips by an octave and I sound like a Barry White wannabe, people generally laugh and point at me then too!

perchypanther

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Theresa?

Is that you?

My first thought as well. Sad, isn't it... 😉

Well i found my voice again, it suddenly appeared again last night.

Has anyone ever seen Gnusmas and Theresa May together in the same room?

I can assure you, if I was trying to sort a deal I would either get drunk and wee on their flowers or own them with bombers. Or both!

And that isn't even my weekend name 😉