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[Closed] So I've lost my voice........

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The last time this happened, I lost my voice for 14 weeks! I know why, I had the tests done at the time and after catching the kids illnesses I'm not surprised. No point for this thread, just thought I'd let you know in case you wanted to have a laugh or take the mickey really.


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 9:57 pm
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Theresa?

Is that you?


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 10:02 pm
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Who said that


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 10:08 pm
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“Paging Mr Gnusmas, paging Mr Gnusmas, white courtesy phone please...”


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 10:23 pm
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Have you looked under the fridge?


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 10:28 pm
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Maybe try retracing your steps.


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 11:18 pm
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Have you swallowed it? I expect it will appear again in a day or two.


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 11:23 pm
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Speak up!
Speak up


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 11:29 pm
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Here’s a remedy my old granny used to swear by: mix equal parts orange juice and warm milk in glass, add a tablespoon of salt and mix well.

Don’t drink it though, or you’ll puke.


 
Posted : 12/03/2019 11:34 pm
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Ha ha! There I was, thinking about what to do in Carmarthen. I was going to scav a cuppa off you but I don't think I'll bother now.

When are yous guys coming round to see the flowers you planted?


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 12:41 am
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Where did you use it last? It’s probably there.


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 7:40 am
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I lost my voice once but you didn’t hear me moaning about it.

I told that joke to Tim Vine. He didn’t laugh.


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 7:57 am
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Sorry I haven't replied sooner, wasn't sure what to say


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 9:21 am
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"I told that joke to Tim Vine. He didn’t laugh." No comedian ever does, it's like showing a bank manager your statement, they'll just analyse it. but I bet he rewrote it slightly and told it and got a laugh.

GWS gnusmas 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 2:18 pm
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This thread is useless without .... sound clips of your strained voice for us all to laugh at.

I lose mine before a good cold from time to time, before that it dips by an octave and I sound like a Barry White wannabe, people generally laugh and point at me then too!


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 3:36 pm
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Theresa?

Is that you?

My first thought as well. Sad, isn't it... 😉


 
Posted : 13/03/2019 4:02 pm
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Well i found my voice again, it suddenly appeared again last night.


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 12:52 pm
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Has anyone ever seen Gnusmas and Theresa May together in the same room?


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 1:12 pm
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I can assure you, if I was trying to sort a deal I would either get drunk and wee on their flowers or own them with bombers. Or both!

And that isn't even my weekend name 😉


 
Posted : 17/03/2019 1:21 pm