[Closed] So if you ever receive bad news. Go on, crack one out on the steering wheel

Sounds like a very sad & ****ed up woman.

That's a whole world of wrong.

Couldn't she wait?

😯

nice

Now that is pretty odd 🙂

odd behaviour, I still think Mr Kitchen is a miserable **** though

I thought truckers normally fantasize about such things not report them...

Stoner - Maybe if she was a hot looking twenty something but not a 43yr old with a face like a melted welly

Useless without pictures

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3124524/M6-mum-fondled-self-as-she-passed-trucker.html

Safe for work, but you will be scard (sp)

you're right carlos. Everyone's lucky the trucker didnt cause a pile-up when he saw that! 😮

face like a melted welly

Superb!!

Guess something rubbed her up the wrong way.

I thought truckers normally fantasize about such things not report them...

I think the clue is in that she dropped four dress sizes in the run up to the trial. Ewww!

Well thats one alternative to the iDave Diet Plan!

Surely she could've pulled over?

She had her hands full though.

1) its sad she could be done for it, if she wants to have a fiddle, fiddle away.
2) Truck driver is a twunt, He cannot have seen much anyway.

Have you ever been with a girl who comes quietly?

She would have burst my eardrums and thrown herself off the road if I was in the car 8)

So I'd report it as well.

[i]Lorry driver Jonathon Kitchen[/i] = busybody ****t

face like a melted welly

+1

I LOLed.

A mate used to drive trucks and he said such events were plentiful (along with pretty much anything else you could imagine could be done whilst in the driving seat of a car either alone or with a friend).

That truck driver either has excellent eyesight or we're not getting the whole picture here...There might have been some sort of particularly noticeable 'device' involved... 😯

That is deviant behaviour though. Sure if your with a passenger and she wants to give you head....but alone driving along. Its,well grim.

I assume police caught her in the act too otherwise she could have just said "No, I wasn't. Prove it".

I imagine they sniffed her fingers?

She could have been eating a bag of scampi fries before she got in the car.

Bleak Bleak Bleak.....BLEAK!!!!

hora - Member
That is deviant behaviour though

Was she driving dangerously? Cant really see what the fuss is about except the driving bit tbh. Amazed the driver called the police rather than his mates I am more worried about his moral compass than hers.
Everyone masturbates at some point , most of us dont do it driving though.

So none of you have ever had a go on a long journey? when i was twenty driving home meant Lands End to John O Groats, -20 miles or so. I indulged myself on the motorway, i was bored!

wee-al - Member
So none of you have ever had a go on a long journey? when i was twenty driving home meant Lands End to John O Groats, -20 miles or so. I indulged myself on the motorway, i was bored!

Thanks for that info-nugget.

I take it the truck driver stopped to call the Police?

You're welcome. However it was more about the question than the "info-nugget". That was merely provided to prove i wasn't judging.

You've never cracked one out beyond the confines of you're own bedrooms i suppose.

You've never cracked one out beyond the confines of you're own bedrooms i suppose

and even then I turn the lights off and put a blanket over the budgie's cage.

Well don't most women close their eyes at the actual point of orgasm? 😯

(note to self, never buy a car from Wee-al)..

But on the positive side of things: "she dropped four dress sizes since the incident due to stress"

Works out cheaper than weight-watchers.

edit: beaten to that one already 🙁
Too slow by far.

hora - Member
Well don't most women close their eyes at the actual point of orgasm?

cynic-al - I am after all a STW male. I have only heard of females and mumbled thanks for change in a shop is the closest I've ever gotten to one 😉

Sure if your with a passenger and she wants to give you head....

You've not read "The World According To Garp" then?

You've never cracked one out beyond the confines of you're own bedrooms i suppose.

A girl who used to work with us did this numerous times in the work bathroom.

(apparently she wasn't too quiet either)

A girl who used to work with us did this

A mate of mine has recently had to sack a girl because she was caught doing exactly this. Apparently the first warning was not sufficient to stop her.

I've already ordered a plumbers outfit incase I need to make an entrance 8)

Wee-al - are you my ex gf from Penzance's friend who got a job working for the man who runs photo booths at LE and JOG, and who got posted to JOG? Cos that's the only job I have ever heard of that would involve both LE and JOG.

@molgrips, no. I was in the navy and serving at RNAS Culdrose (helston). My family home was in a small village 8 miles south of JOG.

Wow, pretty mental place to grow up!

maybe the engine lube needed topping up?

Apparently it's the only cure for "diesel dick" (the phenomenon whereby vibrations from a diesel engine cause unwanted tumescence mid journey)
in her case however....

I knew (NOT intimiately) a girl who got massively turned on by the driver of any car she was in changing gear. Resulting in her having to relieve herself.

She was mad as a box of frogs tho.

LOL at Molgrips, in a similar tone i for my sins had to do some time with the TA as i was due to leave the Army, a girl there and a Barrister by profession was known to offer the drivers of any trucks (bedford 4 ton) she was a passenger in the option of a nosh while she had a fidget, i never found out until i was due to leave (twunts) but i always wondered why she as an officer type liked to travel back in the trucks. One guy reckon she smiled all the way back and never shut up about driving !!!

Still think the driver who bubbled the woman is a miserable sod

Christ, all that going on and then she got caught knuckle deep in the wizard's sleeve, talk about having a bad day...

_____ like a melted welly.

It'd have made national headlines if she had pulled a real rabbit out

gonna be looking in to every car on commute home soon just in case....

Hang on... I remember this, it's the plot of Convoy.

A mate drives one of the black and yellow Highway patrol vehicles, and saw a car parked on the slip road onto the M4 at Leigh Dellamere services. After a minute or two of trying to decide who's turn it was to get out of the car he used seniority to stay in the warm. Eventually his mate came back to report that he found two young women, one with her face buried between the other's thighs, fairly oblivious to their surroundings! After observing proceedings for a couple of minutes he tapped on the window and suggested that perhaps a motorway hard shoulder was not the most suitable place to show their affection for one another, and returned to the patrol car. With a smug grin, allegedly.

the lorry driver is the scary mental one in this as far as I can see.. what a wierdo.. maybe he's a rehabilitated prostitute murderer..?

A mate drives one of the black and yellow Highway patrol vehicles, and saw a car parked on the slip road onto the M4 at Leigh Dellamere services. After a minute or two of trying to decide who's turn it was to get out of the car he used seniority to stay in the warm. Eventually his mate came back to report that he found two young women, one with her face buried between the other's thighs, fairly oblivious to their surroundings! After observing proceedings for a couple of minutes he tapped on the window and suggested that perhaps a motorway hard shoulder was not the most suitable place to show their affection for one another, and returned to the patrol car. With a smug grin, allegedly.

Time for seagulling 😮

Hora, I find it terrifying that one fine day you will be explaining the facts of life to your offspring.

To be fair, the wagon driver probably saw her gammon hangers with his own eyes and imagined ramming his ten ton truck right in there. It's just as well he phoned the pollis, or else there could have been a tragedy.