MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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And something has turned on the rusty water tap for my arse.
As we all love a good poo jeopardy thread I thought I'd seek your advice and wisdom.
Assuming that the bum gravy exploding out of me doesn't stop in time to allow me to get through the interview panic free, what should I do? Should i phone first thing and see if they could postpone? Should I ask for a telephone interview? Should I just strut in, holding a loo roll aloft and ask them if they can conduct the interview from the other side of the loo door?
The job is only a temporary thing but I would like it, if I wasn't fussed I'd call and cancel it first thing.
What would you do?
Got any codiene at home - or try a cork?
Yup have codeine based stuff and have some Imodium kicking around somewhere
I don't like imodium, but for this kind of eventuality it is worth a punt.
I don't like it either but have to use it a fair bit being an ibs sufferer.
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Wear a nappy. An adult one.
eat a few bananas before you go, they stop the runs not green ones or bruised ones just yellow ones.
+1 for the immodium. As a frequent traveller to some less than salubrious places in the world I can vouch for its efficacy. One dose of that and 24hrs+ of (clean!) water only works well of me. Seems to kick in very quickly too, so try and nip out tonight or first thing in the morning to get some.
Good luck...
*salutes*
I'm sure they won't want the virus or whatever in their office. Call and postpone
+1 for the boiled eggs, will bung you up quick enough.
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I'm sure they won't want the virus or whatever
This is houns. Its not a virus it's the prospect of having to work for a living.
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Nappies and a butt plug it is then, I have them lying around here