[Closed] So, how long since you last got some action?

About 4 hours 🙂

But was first this year 😕

7 months. Longest gap for a while.

I somehow managed a 12 month stint in my mid thirties, think internet dating would have easily fixed that if it had been around at the time

20 hours or so

Mate of mine has never had any in 43 years!! ..... No I'm not the mate either.
Can't say how long as the wife likes to peruse STW with nothing else to do...oh sod it last week but we have got 2 kids!

14th year of involuntary celibacy

And in answer to the question: too long, obviously. Partly because the OH won't leave the house for long enough... 😉

Celibacy is a noble thing, don't knock it.

10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week.

So far from age 34 to age 48 & yes quite an achievement in my books too - even to the extent of managing to pass over some very attractive & available women to such an extent that we quite marvel at his tales of the ones that got away...

Does on your own count? 8)

About 15 days, need to sort it out really!

Benjii19
10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week

that means 8 mins after doing the deed you were back on here thats dedication 🙂

two pumps and a ppphhhhhht

Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy It's almost like he is a virgin all over again.

and you would be wrong

try being the bullied ginger kid with a negative, pessimistic attitude, who parents were odd and has no self confidence

Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy

No, but he presumably wasn't sharing a bed with a "partner" for that. I'd be surprised if anybody can top my 39 months in such circumstances (not the current one - that only extends back 5 months).

Randywoods - Member
Benjii19
10 minutes ago. Just so i could say twice in a week

that means 8 mins after doing the deed you were back on here thats dedication

POSTED 9 MINUTES AGO #

So Benjii you managed to finish a ride ?

You want celibacy?

Then just get married!

(Oh, and yesterday, but that was the first time in AGES...)

Nope, can't beat that. It's only been 12 and a bit years for me.

About 4 weeks 😯 🙁

I'm on the nest as I type (I also may not be telling the truth).

Last night and the night before. But I did manage over two years of involuntary celibacy from the age of about 26 to 28. 🙁

I'm on the nest as I type (I also may not be telling the truth)

Hmmm would be interesting to be able to sort honest from dishonest forum replies, can't quite believe how open some folk appear to be 😕

Once a day, sometimes more. Only stop when she has the red river of doom. And in her words, plenty of sex keeps us healthy. She is a randy bugger tho, she's 32 and I'm 28. Longest time I've gone without sex is about 3 months after splitting with my ex.

I enjoy sex tho, shouldn't be a wham bam, I've blown my load so the lady can bog off.

is this with your missus? or out on the pull?

[i]Doubt that anyone can beat my mate who is now entering his 14th year of involuntary celibacy[/i]
No, but he presumably wasn't sharing a bed with a "partner" for that. I'd be surprised if anybody can top my 39 months in such circumstances

I'll see your 39 months and raise you 7 years.

For the last 7 years of my failing marriage I went without, despite sharing a bed with my now-ex-wife.

Thankfully that drought came to an end not long after the marriage did. 8)

I last saw my wife over a year ago 😕

Not quite what I had in mind when getting married...

Cheers, Rich

Comes in, looks around. Tuts and buggers off.....

Only stop when she has the red river of doom.

C-, must try harder.

I'll see your 39 months and raise you 7 years.

So I don't even win that one? I'd like to say that I'd walk before it got to 7 years, but given I'm still here, and my current count is 5 times in almost 7 years I'm not so sure about that - I do wonder if I'd have been better off without my glut of false hope last summer.

Last night! Chicka Chicka Yeah 😆