[Closed] So go on then...

Manchester?

Got to be Binners.

He was "dry Tasered"

Doesn't sound very romantic. At least he'd had a few drinks first.

It's Manchester again isnt? Whenever a Manchester man is in the news, you just know it's going to be binners. He's a cad, he really is.

EDIT: Damn you Jamie!

binners would be a tad less buff in the buff

"Dry Tasered" 😯

They didn't even bother to lube it up.

[edit]Damn you Jamie and your faster than light brain speed[/edit]

Ah ... but it's Manchester AIRPORT

Our hero could have come from anyway and might be visiting.

Balding tattooed wanna be thug... reckon there are a few threads over the past 24hours that might throw up a lead

Binners and Hora back from a weekend in drag away...

Hora was a bit rough slapping binners just 'cos he took his dress off though....

[edit]Damn you Jamie and your faster than light brain speed[/edit]

EDIT: Damn you Jamie!

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Damn you and your unicorncycle too!

Its a fair cop guv. It was myself and Hora on the way back from our annual pilgrimage to Sitges for the Freddie Mercury weekend

I hope that the copper had the comic timing to give him the "bucket of volts" whilst he was mid slash.

Binners has this morning described himself as a 'big bald nonce' on that Facebook

That's ridiculous.
He's not that big.

He's not that big.

As in his beaker size?

Its more a sherry glass.

Anyway Pook. I did not describe myself as a big bald nonce. I was moaning about needing to cover my big baldy bonce, as it was bloody freezing. My predictive text just had a Clinton Baptiste moment 😀

It being airport related, my first thought was CFH (appropriate name for the crime, it would seem, too)

Then I saw 'easyjet', and told myself not to be so ridiculous.

* I may have paraphrased

😀 @ TomH!