[Closed] So erm got in a fight today....

you both deserve a clip round the ear.

They had a fight last night in Glee...................

I would join a union, theyll fight for you,and defend your rights, alledgedly.

I do gym work, and like my dad, the rest mist does descend and when it does the brown poopy stuff hits the fan, its only happened twice mind...

I walked away with a bloody nose both times a lil giddy after winning

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what? are you in Borstal or something?

its full of really expensive av equipment and its oded and a sports science room soley

found out he waited out side school for me ahahhaa

when he confronts you.. offer him a cuddle.. play it for laughs.. you'll win a small amount of admiration from a couple of onlookers..

then.. take a good shoeing.. be relaxed about it.. try and enjoy it.. it never hurts as much as you think it will..

after he's had his fill.. wait a bit and then stand and pick up your teeth.. wink and roll your eyes at the prettiest girl in the audience.. then as he walks away ask him if he's gonna thank you for letting him off so lightly..

lol sounds like a plan, can i still floor him after?

find the older cousin the night, beat the s**t out of him, no problems tomorrow!:D

Quality thread 🙂

Seriously though - 4xJ = good lad. Violence just isn't good, even if otherwise morally justifiable. Unless you're American apparently.

To the OP - just get on with it - if it's a fight then it's a fight.

Well there is the issue of 4xJ being over 18 and this other lad being a minor - so it's not just a school scrap is it?

its very much a hard issue, take the moral ground and get the shit kicked outa me as i wont fight back

or tear into him and risk further hassel

Defend yourself if you have to, just stay calm. Done that before myself. The idiots around you might laugh but who gives a F. You're better than that, aren't you?

i'll stay calm but he'll get 2 punches in max before i hit him

It sounds to me like you got a lucky punch?

If you can easily win... you'll be able to subdue the threat without really hurting him.

i did aikido a year back so can remember a few of the restraining locks.

i'll just get him off balance, pudh him over and put him into a lock n wait for a teacher.

wont have hit him n he didnt get to touch me?

If you can easily win... you'll be able to subdue the threat without really hurting him.

Yep. No-one punched me if I didn't want to be punched. Surprise not withstanding, of course!

Just block. Easy if you're not also trying to attack.

Sounds like a plan.

*secretly hopes the other guy gets his own back*

Offer him a blow job - always worked for me 8)

This could escalate if he is part of a gang, sound like he is a headcase and they normally come mob handed, hope this doesn't become news headlines like pupil stabs student teacher.

ive got a current mod issue kevlar helmet? ....

i did aikido a year back so can remember a few of the restraining locks.

So why din't you bloody do that in the first place then, instead of all this nonsense??

You woon't have lasted five minutes at my school. You'd have walked home barefoot and battered every night.

Crying like a little girl.

Oh ffs.. Why the pox can't I write to this poxy bloody hard drive? Stupid thing it's going out of the window in a minute. Bloody Rosina's files. Stupid cah she shooduv backed them up. I've had enough.

coz he was strangling me and it wasnt very nice 😀

you always give one warning shot

you always give one warning shot

Nah you want to read Sun Tzu's The Art of War - all guns blazing!! (I think)

I thought half the point of being at school was fighting?

At my school walking on the grass would get you caned, but a playground fight hardly raised an eyebrow. If it wasn't over by the end of break one of the teachers might open the window and yell at you to "pack it in" but I don't recall any actual intervention - apart from that time when "Loz" and "Monkey Boy Ellis" were knocking seven bells out of each other in a corridor and they bumped into Mr. Williams the Head of Chemistry and knocked the ciggie out of his mouth.

Things got proper ugly then. I'm not sure if Lozzer ever did get full vision back in his left eye - but let's face it, a smoke's a smoke isn't it?

You could always try smearing yourself in your own faeces and running at him whilst bellowing like an enraged mandrill. Trust me, he wont want to have a go. At least, this method seems to be working for several of the patients on my unit at the moment. 🙄

Good Morning fight fans. We are all looking forward to a good clean fight today. Hopefully the spirit of Queensbury are observed, and no-one resorts to using mates, weapons or dog poo on a stick.

*opens book*

Taking bets on the outcome, the favourite for the victory... our steely hero... the spotty oik from year 10.

Due to his unwavering un-popularity the odds on 4XJohn are long at the moment... c'mon punters bet with your heads, not your hearts. We're literally talking about man v's boy in today's bout.

Eeee, it's lak an ep'isoad of ba'er groowve.

[i]found out he waited out side school for me ahahhaa[/i]

See! Nothing changes!

Elfin sounds like the mate who keeps poking you in the ribs saying "He did, he called you a homo!" "Look he's looking at you funny again!"

Yeti, what's the odds for "bugger all happens" please?

evens

C'mon Jamie... get down with the yoot...

Chicks dig fighters, kick his donkey all around town, then sit back and wait. Chicks dig scars too, so don't damage him permanently. Go for it tiger!

Fourcross 'The Boss' Johns entry music...

Get your mates (I believe you used the term 'clan' to describe them, unfortunately) to hold him down, and write the word 'gaylord' on his face with a permanent marker - job done. Alternatively, you could always chiv him then go on the lam, but only if you're from the 1950's. HTH.

gaylord

Meanwhile, back in the 80's.....

Write 'poo poo pants' instead!

get your ear pierced and put in a cannabis leaf shaped stud, where a black bomber jacket with orange lining and a massive "spliffy jeans" design embroided into the the back. hang your keys from a metal chain attached to your trousers. an undercut haircut and maybe a "flash" shaved into your eyebrow thus imitating a scar obviously gained through fighting.

for these my son, truly [s]were[/s]are the mark of a hard school kid.

I'm going mad.

whats the yeti? do you not read my posts properly?! wot u bin sayin bout my mum?!

I'm going mad.

If it helps I used to have an undercut.

...back when I had hair.

*sigh*

So,90 mins till interval...Two men(sorry youths)enter the squared circle; One leaves with glory,prestige and lovebites from the girls who hang about the smokie. The other gets wedgied and spitfired for the rest of his pathetic existence...Which one are you going to be 4X?

MUHAHAHAHAH you're not going mad, i edited my post like a sneaky cat!

jamie, up until now i imagined you as a fellow haired creature... i'm struggling to imagine you hairless.

4Xj... you can't actually win this one.

Like the time I *** up that paraplegic... I **** him up real bad, but didn't get the chicks 🙁

{Phil, can we still invite him to hang out with us? He's kinda funny for a slap head}

Meanwhile, back in the 80's.....

you really aren't down with the youf are you jamie..

So,90 mins till interval...Two men(sorry youths)enter the squared circle; One leaves with glory,prestige and lovebites from the girls who hang about the smokie. The other gets wedgied and spitfired for the rest of his pathetic existence...Which one are you going to be 4X?

WRT writing on his face, I'd go with "I'm still breastfed"

Wouldn't want to see the breakdancing demo cancelled

He's not in school today and his mates were stood near us sizing me up

Head of p.e went out after school yesterday n told me him his mates n a few lads were waiting for me, in total for 2 hours.

his mates were stood near us sizing me up

I bet you were cacking yourself!!!!! 😉

So is he not is school because he is scared or has he been told to stay away for your protection?

Go find him at his house when he is alone and have him for breakfast.*

*May or may not be good advice.

If there is a fight the there's a fight

get your ear pierced and put in a cannabis leaf shaped stud, where a black bomber jacket with orange lining and a massive "spliffy jeans" design embroided into the the back. hang your keys from a metal chain attached to your trousers. an undercut haircut and maybe a "flash" shaved into your eyebrow thus imitating a scar obviously gained through fighting.

From that description I'm guessing you left school in the early 90's...I remember the undercut haircuts...it looked so cool back in those days, now it looks like you've had a lobotomy.

I think the tough kids nowadays have their jeans down round their ankles, with one hand down the front of them, and one trouser leg rolled up....although meeting all those requirements would make you look like Quasimodo got dressed in the dark.

What is it with using your trousers to indicate how tough you are? It just makes it look like they can't afford clothes that fit and they can't dress themselves.

I think it comes from LA...I think having your trouser leg rolled up means you aren't carrying a weapon, and having your hand down your trousers means you are. And having your trousers hanging down was because you couldn't wear belts in prison. I might be wrong about all of that...perhaps it just means they're idiots.

his mates were stood near us sizing me up

I had a similar experience when I went out in London and the only bar that was open and didn't require a huge entrance fee was a gay bar in Soho.

Although I think these gentlemen had something else on their mind.

This is the best troll ever!!! I am laughing my head off.

You wanna know how to get this kid? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the STW way! And that's how you get him. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

He talks the talk, he's gotta walk the walk.

This is the best troll ever!!! I am laughing my head off.

I thought everyone knew it was a troll and we were just contributing for entertainment value...

His mouth is writing cheques that his body can't cash.

Do you have ready access to horses? You could try putting a horses head in his bed as a warning...I understand that this has been effective in Sicily.

offer him your last rolo

Old advice here.. ancient techniques that have stood the test of time..

NSFW

Can't see youtube bids in school

Well I hope someone records the handbags and puts it up on YT - it's the Rumble in the (Urban) Jungle.

It best be a troll, otherwise it seems I'm a bit of bully and I don't want to face the wrath of [s]Bruce Banner[/s] fourcrossjohn when he's angry!

The key a successful conclusion to this tricky situation is in fact quite clear.

Strip yourself naked, have your clan coat you liberally all over with white paint, then daub a red cross of St George across your face and chest (preferably in sheeps blood, but paint from the art department will suffice).

Next, simply stand at the top of the playground and cry 'God for Harry, England, and St George!" before charging at him, tackle swinging.

I really really really don't understand why it would be a troll.

You'd have to be a pretty stupid 18/19 yr old bloke to come on here talking about beatin up a kid.

The sort of idiot that was held back at school I'd guess...

Does anyone know a good seamstress? Pennies keep dropping through a hole in my pocket.

"Yo, F___ Nuts"

How'd you know I go a whole in my pocket 😮

14 year old kids ain't what they used to be

I am gonna come round and stove your face in - it is a HOLE in a pocket. You could have a WHOLE pocket but not a whole [b]IN[/b] one.

Damn kids 👿

I can't be bothered reading back over this, I just want to know, has anyone been owned today?

14 year old kids ain't what they used to be

Damn straight...some people claim that they were better behaved when they were young but I don't think that's accurate.

When I was young we had the decency to run away after being rude to an adult...kids nowadays just stand there waiting for a fight.

I was on the balcony at a friends flat a few weeks ago, when I saw some youths pushing round an OAP and stealing his pension. I shouted at them but they took no notice, I was on the 10th floor so I couldn't get down there quick enough before they scattered.
I was left somewhat ashamed of what society and the youth of today in particular have become. When I was a kid robbing a pensioner was a solo job, I never needed any mates to back me up.

Not read all of this... but getting involved in a punch up could screw up your chances with The Navy if you get a record IIRC.

In 10 years time he'll invite you to be his friend on facebook so all will be forgiven eventually.