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[Closed] Since when did you need a degree to make coffee? (yurt content)

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It's also abight heving the raight aehccent.

Additionally, those local Cotswold oiks look beastly. One fears that no combination of Pashley, quiff or hat might ever begin to compensate for coarseness. In ones experience one simply canNOT jollify certain 'elements' where not even the best intentions suffice. One requires the full peckage orf the bat. Poor stock always results in poor soup. So if you wish to serve jolly GOOD soup you'll be requiring Jeremy or Julian rather than Jethro, and Tiarabelle or Thalia rather than Tracey. Stands to reason.


 
Posted : 23/10/2015 9:15 am
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I think it's time to man the barricades, comrades. How about a real world DDOS attack on the poncy middle class warriors - lets all send in fake CVs and applications, and see who gets a bite ?


 
Posted : 23/10/2015 9:37 am
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One requires the full peckage orf the bat.

LIKE!


 
Posted : 23/10/2015 9:43 am
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Coffee shop needs eloquent and engaging staff to help sell over priced drinks to mainly affluent customers. It wants to pay a pittance. It knows there are unemployed graduates, probably a bit desperate whilst they wait for a 'proper' job who will fit these criteria. They know they they will will be looking on Indeed for that 'proper' job. They put together an advert full of the sort of keywords that grads will be putting in looking for that proper job. They write it in the sort of floury language their [s]victims [/s] potential employees are used to reading. They advertise locally in places where non-grads prepared to work for little money might look. Probably in less pretentious language.

Is this really so hard to understand?


 
Posted : 23/10/2015 9:48 am
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Coffee and science.

[url= http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/23/a-chemistry-teachers-guide-to-the-perfect-cup-of-coffee ]http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/23/a-chemistry-teachers-guide-to-the-perfect-cup-of-coffee[/url]


 
Posted : 24/10/2015 3:03 pm
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They write it in the sort of floury language their potential employees are used to reading.

Floury? You are a gradwit, I assume?


 
Posted : 24/10/2015 4:01 pm
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