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Please post below the most simple questions with the most unfathomable answers!
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Why do people like Jazz?
What do women really want?
Why is mud so great?
Off you go then!


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:24 pm
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does my bum look big in this..
you fancy her dont you..


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:27 pm
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Two hundred and forty eight.
An amalgamation of fragments of rock and stones held together in a mortar.
Belgium.


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:27 pm
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If a tree falls in a wood, and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:29 pm
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Why do people like Jazz? They don't really. Come on - Jazz?? Have you **** listened to it? No.
What do women really want? Shoes.
Why is mud so great? It's moist dust.


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:30 pm
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How satisfying would it be to punch Jools Holland in the face?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:31 pm
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If a man speaks his mind in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, has he still said something wrong?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:34 pm
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What tyres for.........


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:45 pm
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Why do people not like Jazz?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:48 pm
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[i]Why do people not like Jazz? [/i]

Because it sounds like someone kicking a band down a set of stairs?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:53 pm
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Elfin, read the question, he's not wanting answers only more questions.


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 10:57 pm
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To JacksonPollock, what's modern art all about then?


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 11:01 pm
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Jackson Polloxed if I know. 😆


 
Posted : 27/05/2011 11:05 pm
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Off you go then!

What sort of question's that?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:18 am
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Dad, where do babies come from.!


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:43 am
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I had the 10yr old daughter ask me "Dad, what's a minge, I've just seen a girl wearing a t-shirt saying 'I like minges'".

I told her that she didn't need to know, yet when I told Mrs STR she informed me that said 10yr old knew full well what a minge was and was just trying to embarrass me, having given her the same spiel a few days earlier.

Little bugger.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:52 am
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So Palestine....whats that all about?
Does God exist?....NO the answer is not "yes I've met TJ."


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 12:54 am
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Why do people say they hate jazz when they've never even heard Miles Davis Kind Of Blue?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 1:05 am
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satchmo plays jazz, you can`t not like that 😯


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 2:32 am
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Dad! Can I have......?
Did you hear what I just said?
Are you listening to me or are you watching tv?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 6:10 am
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If a tree falls in a wood, and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why do people think this is a difficult question?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 6:41 am
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Have I lost weight?
I haven't lost any weight, have I?
Will you drive me to IKEA?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 7:22 am
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why does toast smell so good?

how can anyone like whisky?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 7:36 am
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Why do people like Jazz; Love Jazz Fusion and Funk Jazz IE Reference to why people like any type of music?

What do Women want ; Pass no bloody idea and I have two in the house. And when your nice they want to know what you done wrong! Bloody irritating.

Why is Mud so great; Dont like it and cant be bothered being covered in it whilst out riding!

Off you go then! OK bye 😉


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 7:46 am
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Do these trousers make my bum look big?

No, that'll be food that makes your bum look big.....


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 8:35 am
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Why are mountain bikers so interested in angles?
Could they really tell the difference? (honestly)
Should I buy an Urge helmet?


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 9:29 am
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1: Because they are able to do without the mental thumb-sucking need for the hammering of regular time signatures.

2: Chocolate.

3: Because you are a sick person.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 10:17 am
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Why do people think this is a difficult question?

Why can't you read the thread title? OP was looking for SIMPLE QUESTIONS. 😉


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 10:19 am
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Why do people think this is a difficult question?

There's an argument that what we call "sound" is created when pressure waves hit the inner ear; without an ear, sound doesn't exist, just energy waves that have the potential to become sound.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 10:24 am
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Does god exist?

TJ will be able to give a definitive answer as he's read a book about it and therefore knows the answer.

Have you read the book?

Read the book.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:00 am
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😆
Bikey ones.
How much suspension do you need?
Are 29" wheels better?
What pressure should I run my tyres at?
Trail centre or natural? (thats an eay one actually 😉 )


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:08 am
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Jazz. Dunno. dying art form

Women: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. LOL

Mud? no idea what the attraction is.


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:13 am
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Jazz. Dunno. dying art form

haha


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 11:17 am
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Must be this one
"Please post below the most simple questions with the most unfathomable answers!"

Since that most people can't answer it


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 2:09 pm
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daddy or chips


 
Posted : 28/05/2011 3:44 pm