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My mother in-law is always very pleasant and welcoming but I am very aware that she has hidden depths and that there is a whole side to her that even her children are not privy to..
My other half came home yesterday after a visit with a couple of gifts for me from the mother in-law.. A jar of home made chilli jelly expiry date january '09 and a large advertising banner for mobility scooters..
Add to this the fact that on my first visit there for dinner the centrepiece at the table was a wax doll of a young man with a burning wick protruding from the genital area... should I feel nervous? Avoid family camping holidays in the wilds perhaps?
A jar of home made chilli jelly expiry date january '09 and a large advertising banner for mobility scooters...
How large was the banner?
Sounds like a healthy start to an in law relationship to me. If I started on here about my MiL, I'd never finish!!!
The expiry date thing is just her being tight fisted, and making use of something that she won't use/doesn't like. Keep it, invite her round for tea, make a meal that really cries out for chilli jelly as an accompaninment.
No idea about your MIL, but why would a jar of home made preserve have an expiry date on it?????
If it answers your question at all, it's only a small step from MIL to MILF... 😯
if it's homemade jelly I'd guess that the date on top is the date it was made.
( thats what me old mum always did )
.....aware that she has hidden depths and that there is a whole side to her that even her children are not privy to.
....and??
Come on dish the dirt!
"centrepiece at the table was a wax doll of a young man with a burning wick protruding from the genital area"
Was it perhaps an homage to the Kings of Leon?
dish the dirt!
she's just got a steely glint in her eye that says 'if my kids weren't here I would eat your pathetic soul you loathsome little bug'
Does her closet smell of urine yet?
You're paranoid!
I thought there was going to be some revelation along the lines of...
I was out cycling near a local beauty spot when I saw her bent over the front of an old maestro with the local priest going like a jackhammer.
Rubbish.
yeuuuurrrrrgghti.. you need to get out more.
Ha, I've been staying in since witnessing the above 😯
yunki, you clearly think something is goign on. BUT WE NEED MORE INFO AND INSIGHT.
If you were single and you met her, would you......?
'if my kids weren't here I would eat your pathetic soul you loathsome little bug'
Sounds like she's coming on to you. Make a move on her. 😉
yunki - when she eventually noshes you, make sure she takes her teeth out.
why when reading the KOL comment did I instantly re-write the lyrics in my head to fit arround WCA's homebrew light incident.......
"Whoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you shelf is on firrreeee!"