[Closed] She Don't Use Jelly

The Flaming Lips are cropping up a lot in the various live music threads and it reminded me of something I discovered recently. People have been creating new verses for their 1993 hit She Don't Use Jelly and posting them in the comments of its video on YouTube. For example:

I know a band who
shoots videos
and what their lyrics mean
nobody knows
and they don't use liquor
they don't use speed
they don't use mushrooms, or,
even weed
they're all on ELLLLLLLL SD

I know a girl who
ticks me off
she refuses to stay home
despite her cough
No social distance
she blames 5G
she says it's all just
conspiracy, she's spreading
COVIIIIIIIIIID-19

I thought some of you on here might appreciate some of these, or may wish to create your own.