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we've all done it right ?
yes.. if you haven't, then you haven't lived
Not as often as having a vurp.
Rusty gusset.
Yup, in my defence its a long walk to the cafe on a Sunday morining with a hangover. Too long.
As a good friend once told me "Once your 40, never trust a fart".
Not today.
I can feel the tone of this thread going south very quickly.
vurp
Or a siccup
In fact as mud huts are built with mud, my pants are built with poo :-/
Nope.
It's such sweet sorrow.
A term I first learned of when reading one of the infamous mumsnet bums-x threads....
😯
Not since the Beamish incident.....
Not since I lost a farting competition in dramatic fashion when I was about 8.
I think it took 2 teachers and a dinner lady to sort out the results.
Why, was it a photo finish?
[i]Why, was it a photo finish? [/i]
*looks worried*
I thought I'd bought all the negatives years ago.
That you Dave?
Not since I lost a farting competition in dramatic fashion
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steve - g.. you realise Agent Picolax is in that thread... ?
Yep, I think I got linked to that thread from here some years ago. One for a rainy day
Yes. After a shower. Needed another one grrrrr.
Not since I lost a farting competition in dramatic fashion
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